good morning to you all, beloved blueskiers 💗

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Do u have any games on ur phone? 🐍

the purple tellytubby having a handbag turned me bisexual

The perfect look.

Chubby Ducks!

Timeline cleanse 🐝🐹

why do I keep getting in a bad mood and kicking off on reddit lol

Where is my cereal, human?

I have committed a terrible crime (stood up, slightly jostling him)

Teeth: The Bones You Wash™️

Mozart’s Requiem is emo

I accepted you into my heart as my lord and savior please respond

To the tune of "Because I Got High": I was gonna get up, but there was a cat I was gonna do stuff, but there was a cat Now I'm behind on everything and I know why (Why man?) Because of the cat Because of the cat Because of the caaaaaaat

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

Some photos from my 40th birthday! 🎁💗🎈 Thank you @buttseriously.bsky.social for making it so special & thanks all of you for your lovely messages 🥰xx

Birthday noodles! 🍜

Forgot that I wanted to show you this sunset

@tenredpencils.bsky.social i just had an dream where you were part of the fellowship of the ring but the reason the fellowship broke up is because too many members were in love with you

please admire forg 💚🐸💚

apex predator

salt & vinegar ‘tache

Vimto is so fucking good man, do they put crack or something in it

Take me down to the pebbledash semi, Where the dads make tools and there's no Sky Tele,

Getting rid of audio jacks in phones and cd drives in pcs/laptops is an abomination

voting lib dem in 2010 —> being over £100,000 in student debt

Reading off the phone/tablet/computer is shit, get a real book

finally

Hello Wednesday.

does he have sky tv now though

This is a bar for only the most straight heterosexual men. Cowboys, Construction workers, Cops, Leather Bound Bikers, Firefighters, Wrestlers, and Sailors. No girl stuff. Just sweaty heterosexual men being sweaty & heterosexual & male with each other. No femmes. All He/him. Males for males. M4M.

having a crisis of confidence and it’s about my “intelligence” and “personality” so can’t even fix it with some selfies in a nice bra 😡

(To the tune of saturday might's alright for fighting) It's GETTING LATE, HAVE YOU SEEN MY VAPE

Yoinked from Facebook

don’t know if I can follow the guinea pigs on reddit any more, I swear every day about 20 of them die and every post is a knife to my heart

this is such a vibe

[first date] Date: do you have any pets? Me: just a pet rock Date: lol at least u don’t have to housetrain it Me: *flashback to piles of pebbles all over my house* haha yeah

good evening

finally, a sport I would watch

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzzz

The only good onion 😌