Me and my friends would kill the delivery robots with hammers, I can tell you that much.

Not to be extremely radical or anything but I just think if you’re in an open plan office your computer should be on mute. And if it isn’t you should be executed

Knitting myself a fancy balaclava so I can turn these fuckers over without getting gripped

Ofc I wait until the heatwave is over to remember I've got a Solero in the freezer 😭

Finally got the baby out of the house for a few minutes, feeling slightly less guilty and insane now 🙏🏻

*Pitch* AIRMAGEDDON When faced with extinction from heat death, humanity's only hope is a ragtag bunch of American Bluesky air conditioning engineers who must train with NASA so they can fly a giant Air Con unit and attach it to the moon.

Last one I promise

Don't worry gang, the Americans of Bluesky have a solution!

A short story

We were fortunate enough to be able to invest in a portable AC after the last heatwave for our newborn but it barely keeps one room at a comfortable temperature and it was £250 which a lot of people just can't afford. Every other room in the house is still revoltingly warm. So fuck off yank cunts.

Just left the house for the first time since Wednesday 🙏🏻

Can't believe I'm posting this after the last few years of heartbreak but I've just got home from the hospital with my baby daughter 🥰

Had a bath and now I'm Too Warm 😤

Help me Gaviscon, you're my only hope.

I actually managed to sleep until gone 9am???

Counter protest against the far-right in Liverpool. Please share it. Even if you're not in Liverpool, you might have followers who are and help is gonna be needed

Callout for antifascist community defence in Bristol tomorrow. This was the same hotel housing refugees that was attacked in 2024. 25% of the residents are children.

Off to see Backrooms in a bit

armos knight (2023)

These look good. You should go.

Pals who paint miniatures: are you supposed to paint everything after you've glued all the bits together or is it acceptable to paint and then glue? I've never done this before and I have all the dexterity of Mr Blobby.

Trans specific protest know your rights training this Friday. Lots of info about trans rights on protests and trans specific limits on police powers. Please share widely 🙏 Insta: www.instagram.com/p/DZW-9Wpu93i Registration: greenandblackcross.org/events/trans...

That's fine I didn't want to be asleep anyway

This is real btw

So grateful for all this rain, it's nice not having to water my garden multiple times a day while being cooked to death.

Westminster MPs have until the end of the month to reject the proposed anti-trans guidance. If you haven’t written to your MP yet, here’s a good template for you to use. writetheletter.bimini.workers.dev

Highly recommend reading the full statement here, especially how Disability Rights UK points out the intersection of disabled trans people and healthcare access.

Yay!

Nurse Hammam needs food, shelter, and epilepsy medication for his brother. Please help if you can 🙏

Vibin' 😌 youtu.be/myjjMjypU0A?...

There's a group of 60 people booked into the place we're watching this, I'm going to kms 😩

Been informed I have to leave the house and watch something called "Arsenal" today

Played about 6 hours of Planet Coaster 2 today and have managed to build one and a half buildings and a train track in that time 💀

Had several traumatic dreams last night so that's set me up nicely for the day

So I'm the only cunt that hasn't been treated to a thunderstorm then? Charming.

Already seeing some evil cunts removing gender neutral toilet provision when they shouldn't be so gang here's a bit of guidance on where "single sex provision" is required and where it isn't in workplaces

Double parked with a Twister and a slushie

Love to feel really guilty about being forced to buy a small aircon unit when there are people flying around in private jets who don't give a shit.

Have been playing Paralives for about half an hour and have already discovered a few annoying bugs, one of which led to me having to quit the game and lose all my progress 😌

Tried using the online form to request repeat meds, online form link leads me to a dead end. Ring up my GP to speak to a human, am told they're not allowed to deal with medication requests over the phone for security reasons. Guess I'll just die of anaemia then shall I? 🔨🔨🔨

My son's world in gaza is vanishing into darkness. Every second we wait, his light fades a little more. We have one final chance to save his sight, but we can't do it alone. Please, don't let him go blind. Be the miracle he's praying for. Verified by : molly shah chuffed.org/project/1624...

It's absolute nonsense that people are still expected to work in these heatwaves, I'm off work and even loafing on the sofa is too much.

New bathroom has only been in a couple of months and one of the bastard LED lights has started flashing on and off for no discernible reason for fuck's sake

Really fun and normal to see news reports with people saying how great it is that it's so hot today, especially the expat woman saying it's brilliant and she's come over from Spain because it's hotter here at the moment ⚰️

you should buy a shirt to commemorate this momentous occasion, who knows when you'll have another chance praxiscast.teemill.com/product/ever...

Might set myself on fire to cool down a bit

Don't have enough sunblock, can't go out to the shops because I'll be incinerated on my way to get the sunblock.

I actually had a half decent sleep for once?? Anyway, time to get cooked alive inside my house.