It’s my wife’s birthday, you should go buy stuff from her shop, there’s a birthday discount. www.happybadger.co.uk

Going to London on St George's Day like a true patriot

Off work today and slept until nearly 9am for the first time in months 👍🏻 Forgot to turn off Teams notifications on my phone 👎🏻

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

No more work until Monday 🙌🏻

We're ramping up to peak dawdling tourist season in Oxford and I've had enough already.

I have let myself down by not being on this list 😭

I'm doing my first MTG booster draft this weekend and I can't wait to get my arse handed to me all day

Boomer on the bus just had a very loud, very private conversation on loudspeaker, then after hanging up turned to his partner and said "did you hear that?" lmao

Gorging on flapjacks because oats are good for you

Why the FUCK did I order a salad for lunch 😤

Palestinians have lost a vital lifeline with Molly Shah being hounded off this website and I detest every single person responsible. All she ever did was set out to help those living through a genocide and she's worth a thousand of each of her harassers

Ban American boomers from this app and it would be a much nicer (but still terrible) place.

I will always repost this meme when I see it 🫡 Let's go, haters 💪💪💪

I thought the sign said "erotic boulders" from a distance

Bit of Portuguese fado being played on 6 Music, I'm having honeymoon flashbacks 🥹

Burned my finger on the oven right before going to bed 🤡

Making fish pie for the first time, without the prawns obviously since I'm not a pervert.

The Pointy One is here 💕

if you're in or can get to london tomorrow and agree housing costs are a problem, you might want to come to this demonstration supported by over 70 organisations and their members. the new renters rights are a good start but we are still a long way from housing justice please share 👇⬇️🔻🔻🔻❤️

please share so london people can see this & attend ❤️❤️❤️

Woke up eleven million times last night 🫠

My neighbours' dogs are such friggin' curtain twitchers, leave me alone I'm allowed to use my own front door 😩

Bought something on Vinted and the seller has clearly picked the wrong postage options when setting up the listing, and is now expecting me to be able to magically change things from my end??? This is very much a you problem love.

Allturds

Set off earlier if you're in that much of a rush, dipshit.

Small gaps that make a huge difference: this is a hedgehog highway 🦔 Hedgehogs can walk up to two miles a night looking for food or a mate, but their natural highways are blocked by fences and walls. Creating safe corridors from your garden to the one next door lends hedghogs a huge helping hand.

Happy two year anniversary to this most exquisite of posts

they're laughing at you on Leftist Sharepoint

Been psyching myself up to do 10 minutes of gentle yoga for approximately 2 hours now

All I've done today is snack, nap and cross stitch

the way molly shah has been treated on this website by do nothing know it all (actually less than nothing) liberals during a genocide has been completely fucking disgusting to witness

I'm so gutted I couldn't make this 😩

Put the washing out and it started to rain 🤡

it is happening again. a friend needs to find somewhere to live soon, if you know of any shared houses/etc. in London that’s accommodating for a currently-unemployed trans woman, please get in touch 🩷

Extremely resentful that I'm now apparently a morning person 🤬

What was bluesky like in 2023

There really are some pure miserable cunts on Nextdoor aren't there. Drum and bass on the bike in Oxford tomorrow and some dour old hag is like "these CLOWNS will want hearing treatment on the NHS in a few years time". People are simply not allowed to experience joy in public.

Had a curry and a slice of lemon tart and I'm feeling spectacular

I fucking love cheese

Thought I'd try coconut water, big mistake it's fucking rank 😭

Finished all the hot cross buns >:(

I see upscrolled is upscrolling again

I wish I could get paid to be my own gardener

Happy Margaret Thatcher Death Day!

Happy anniversary!