Today's Hallowmeme.

"Mods! MODS!" - The Mods

'i misclicked on a porn bot & then because it was definitely a misclick when it was pointed out by a user i banned them i mean no i definitely misclicked the other stuff never happened & ppl still bring it up a year later as if i did something wrong'

Aaron Rubadick

Ahahaha

Jordan Peterson you are so in control of your life please give me 12 Rules for mine.

ACAB includes alarm clocks

It's beautiful standing in a moonlit field during the witching hour, watching a long Furby swallow a Teddy Ruxpin whole.

Nausicaä of the Bollocks of the Wind

All the bsky mods prefer the Clean mix of Limp Bizkit's Rollin'

all the bsky mods think mr mime is the best pokemon

Friends fear she's hogging all the crackling again

Really need to go for a walk but I cba

ensign: sir, that was mambo number 4. I don't think the ship can take a fifth.

Being found in breach of The Equality Act 2010 for calling Big Mouth Billy Bass annoying

Excellent thread

Reporting myself to Prevent for yelling at my computer after it crashed trying to open an email

Bluesky Devs have shit for brains pass it on

Everyone out against the fash in Bristol Coty Centre on Sunday yeah? Together we can all finally answer the question "can Rob Gould swim as well as the Colston statue?".

Lib Dem councillors are so fun to wind up on here lol 🔶

if anyone’s got a couple of spare quids to help me through the next fortnight ‘til PIP rocks up, i might eat real food 😵🙏 www.paypal.com/paypalme/kat...

Being bullied by a housefly but I don't have the energy to hunt it down and murder it

Put all the broken dreams you had for your protocol in it

(TW)AT Protocol

This is arguably more embarrassing than when Aaron got caught gooning on main

Please help my friend Hosam and his family. Donations have been very slow lately 🙏💜

Can't believe I'm finally going to see the Super Furries, I've only been waiting for two decades and change 🥹

Lidl have pulled off quite a feat by making the world's most revolting microwave porridge sachets. I don't know how it's possible to make oats taste that bad but by god they've done it.

You can't just keep making me get up in the morning it's not on

Just saw an orange dog. Huge fan of orange dogs.

What to see how collective power looks?

Why the FUCK did I decide to watch Talk to Me while I'm home alone 🫣

I call the big one Bitey

Emergency demo tomorrow

Got brainwashed into the pumpkin spice thing, ordered some 75p pumpkin spice body wash from superdrug and omg it's so vile 💀

Working from home today thank fuck

Never forget who & what we're up against.

Drawing another line next to the big racist line he's been racistly drawing this whole time, in a cynical ploy to claw back some popularity. Political genius at work 😌

Please stop calling everything "viral" ffs it makes my skin crawl

I remain convinced that the times on the electronic board at my bus stop are generated by a goblin rolling some dice every couple of minutes.

Did Baba Yaga's house have a cloaca