I've been socialising all weekend and it's been really nice but I'm absolutely frazzled

Paid a fiver for a watery hot chocolate with about five marshmallows in it, Christmas markets are a swizz 🥲

This patronising bullshit is actual misogyny, instead of the imagined misogyny he's claiming it is when someone highlights what an appalling job one of the most powerful politicians in the country is doing.

EA

Mandatory invert y axis

Stayed out past my bedtime for the first time in months last night and I'm not sure my legs will work properly today

The X-Files is genuinely a timelessly good show, because when not focusing on overarching conspiracy plot, they would really just focus on a single concept and quite crucially, it would cast an incredible actor to center the episode around who would be utterly god damn captivating to watch.

When there's a group of people taking up the entire width of the pavement I love to stop in my tracks and force them to go around me, it's like a sport to me at this point. How much space do you need you absolute freaks.

Was getting really angry that I couldn't fit the duster back in the cupboard for some reason and then remembered it's telescopic 🤡

oh shit, it's a week until i run the Valencia Marathon. I'm having a final fundraising push - any shares or donations to help raise money for @deeboom.bsky.social and @stargocks64.bsky.social trans healthcare would be massively appreciated 🙏 www.gofundme.com/f/running-th...

Imagine having that reaction to a shitpost about roast dinners ahahaha

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Anyway, congrats on your Thanksgiving dinner, America. In Britain we have that every weekend but crack on.

Here are some giftable things I have in my shop for under £25. First up: peloriastudio.etsy.com/listing/4413...

It is your moral duty to chuck any of these things you see into the road before they block the path of a wheelchair user or a kid in a pushchair

I'm live on twitch now so if you want to support me *and* have my twitch bot read out something foul you can do that! twitch.tv/geddstation

Being a fast walker is a curse

Stupid little lunchtime walk time 😠

I wear size 7 Doc Martens, I will win the battle for the pavement if one of these gets in my way.

I keep seeing people walking around in public wearing plaid pyjama bottoms??? Just saw two lads going to school in them???

So that's why they need a giant bog roll

I've taken enough elder abuse tonight it's time for bed

I'm down a rabbit hole trying to remember every gig I've been to now. Might have to get my ticket stubs out tomorrow for a proper reminisce. Hate that you don't get them anymore though because my brain is swiss cheese, partially because of some of those gigs.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen Yeah Yeah Yeahs Mungo's Hifi Interpol Dubioza Kolektiv Lord Huron

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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

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Imagine having five whole bedrooms and still acting like a victim lmao. We have two and the second one can barely fit a bed in it.

The four types of people on bsky

I take it back, M&S now the terrible porridge sachet champions. I didn't know how good I had it with the Lidl ones.

Dreaming about work before I have to get up and go to work. Thank you so much, brain, that's so lovely of you.

SSX Tricky, bring it back you bastards 😭

Went outside, nearly got run over on a zebra crossing by some cunt in a Blenheim Palace van. Let that be a lesson to me.

Have to go outside soon and I cba

Pacific Drive is very stressful

Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing. Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all. DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon Please share x 🎸

Booby, Tits Cold Outside

Got a man coming round to look at replacing our shitty leaking garage roof tomorrow Hopefully be replacing it with something that doesn't heat the garage up to 9 million degrees during the summer 🙏

What I really need in my life at the moment is a set of over ear headphones with great sound quality that are also earmuffs.

Had a big slab of chocolate fudge brownie and now I feel like I'm dying

I'm now obliged to listen to the whole of Significant Other, perhaps multiple times 🤘

Have woken up with Limp Bizkit's N 2 Gether Now stuck in my head

Oh yeah that totally worked for my dad, who couldn't be arsed with all three of his children (from two different mothers) and preferred to be on drugs all the time :) :) :)

Being subjected to the gameshow version of Squid Game 😒

We're now a pigless household and I'm fucking heartbroken 💔😔

IT happened to me by accident after I fucked up all my A Levels because I skived off sixth form all the time, I'd never even considered getting paid for pissing about on computers.

It's very weird that you can just order a copy of anyone's birth/death certificate. I've had to order a copy of my dad's death certificate and was expecting to have to verify my ID somehow. But nope!

Been a shit day but going to look at some owls now ✨🦉✨

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