Finally watched Saltburn and I'm really glad I didn't end up watching it with my mum

Spent nearly two hours clearing the greenhouse today and it still looks like the horticultural equivalent of a crack den.

Once again tapping my sign: ICE exist in the UK 🚨 They have had arrest powers since 2000. This government - not a hypothetical future one - is working harder than ever before to raid homes and businesses.

It shouldn't be restricted to the US. In the UK we need to be taking action against Immigration Enforcement now. What you see in Minneapolis is on its way here. It's already started in cities like Bristol.

Planning my veggie garden for the year 🌱

We're running out of space in the volcano for all the men

I'm on the Streets of Rage diet. You can only eat roast turkeys you find in phone boxes you've smashed to bits. I'm fucking starving.

Been a while since my tastebuds have been this confused

Before figuring out that it still won't work on my outward opening door, lmao

Successfully reversed the latch on a night lock, I am unstoppable

Spending my Saturday morning sweeping cobwebs and dead flies out of the garage, very wholesome.

Is it an "IKEA hack" or did you just put something in a different part of your house.

Can't believe I nearly didn't bother with this season of #TheTraitors

Bailed on RotK because I'm exhausted, my other half went out and came home an hour later, turns out it's actually next week hahaha. They even checked his ticket and let him through to the screen 😭

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Quote post with a gif that has a clue about where you're from

Should have a new garage roof by the time I get home later, bit worrying how excited I am about it tbh.

Been awake since 5.30 and I'm supposed to do a full day in the office and see Return of the King extended edition afterwards, with a run time of about 4.5 hours. Lmao.

Computers peaked here

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Whiplash with Big Naturals

*laughs in has fucked up thumbs from boosting GFs in FFVIII*

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

Can someone please electrocute me I think it's the only way I'm going to peel myself off the sofa and get ready for work

12 Monkeys with Big Naturals

Return of the King with Big Naturals

Fucked it

Don't want to alarm anyone but I think I've finally made a decent macaroni cheese that isn't dry as fuck

Yank beef Yank beef There's some Yank beef We'll say "ahh school shootings" And then they'll bring up our teeth

I've had a really nice day and I will not let the doom take over even though there's fucking loads of it. Probably back to normal service tomorrow though let's be honest.

Pgn #critterposting

He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once

Facebook reminds me that on this day in 2017 a woman turned to me in the veg section of Sainsbury's and said "hopefully now we've left the EU we can have loose carrots that aren't wet"

WE WON RESKEET

It's too early. How do people get up this early regularly and on purpose. Bizarre behaviour.

Hamnet suggests the existence of Beefcurtains

As we're doing wholesome birbposting here are some more of mine 💕

Lots of good birbs on the timeline tonight pals thank you 🙌🏻

He's out at the football with his dad tonight which means I get to have whatever I want for tea (potato cakes with a side of marshmallows)

Excuse me but why is this woman wearing (an inferior version of) my big gay scarf also getting on and off the bus at the same stops as me. Get off my patch bitch.

Network switches and balls of yarn.

In a triumph of collective action me and several other bus passengers gave a loudspeaker cunt enough stink eye that she put her earbuds in ✊🏻

Share a bird photo you've taken

Mr Hiss is trying to figure out Bluesky and one of the first things he asked was "how do I make it so I only see UK posts?" lmao bless that sweet summer child.

"Everything I disagree with is Putin" - Centrist Proverb