Now that the World Cup is over...it's officially college football season! Here is where I will be adventuring to this fall.

If Spain scores: Wow what a dizzying display of passing. That's how you break down a shape! The beautiful game! If Argentina scores it's gonna be Messi farting on the ball and it somehow going bar down

Don't mind me, just daydreaming about when we had fun teams at the World Cup. Bring Cabo Verde back.

"hello i think that the return of the Quesarito could not only help me Live Más in this challenging time but also, just maybe, heal this country"

The Portland Timbers

Detroit Tigers, Detroit Lions, Detroit Red Wings...the list is numerous

I cant believe Messi was ever in a "whos better" competition with Ronaldo lol

We deserved that ass whooping. But this team did rekindle something in me that I thought I lost. So I will look back fondly on this WC.

Everything he touches goes to shit

Karma be like that

It's a funny conversation to talk about, because Belgium's "Golden Generation" is by far the most disappointing in my lifetime, and yet theirs might still be better than the US, even though we've lifted trophies with this group.

Lost in all this talk is how Trump's meddling is going to follow Flo for the rest of his career. The only thing he could do to save face is voluntarily sit and that's a SHITTY thing to put on a player.

Pickford could have saved it if...

(everything he touches turns to shit, anyone who thinks this isn't cursed is fooling themselves, belgium by a million)

Birthright citizenship and corruption have come together, this is so American, it’s beautiful

This is just like when FIFA arbitrarily lifted Ronaldo's red card suspension except it makes the team better

Say what you will about Trump but he did make us corrupt enough to compete at the highest levels of international soccer

Au revoir Canada

Cabo Verde finishes their first ever World Cup undefeated in regulation.

I'm going to miss them so much 🇨🇻

Sankey absolutely fuming right now

watching the birthright citizen man scoring via telemundo is the most american thing i’m doing this week/weekend

Biggest day for this since the USWNT's gold medal game. Stay strong, use your group chats when needed. We can get through this without amplifing the worst soccer take anyone ever saw, I believe in us

For a team whose capital home stadium is 9000+ ft in elevation, Ecuador's struggling ... (Checks notes) Oh they haven't played in Quito in nearly three years? They play now at Guyaquil at (checks notes) 13 ft elevation? Because (checks notes) their Euro based players struggled at elevation? Oh.

Your lips to God's ears!

Dude threw a decent block

seriously though, there were years of evidence that Paraguay was a really solid defending team and USMNT tore through them like a hot knife through butter and weirdly a ton of people including Americans went with the narrative that it was the equivalent of playing Southeast Minnesota Tech

Didn't even notice in real time, but holy crap. Like imagine the ball ache mixed with shame of conceding!

“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLUE SHARKS OF CABO VERDE 🇨🇻

This is such bullshit. Canada gets away with its own evils because the US demands so much attention, but it does the same things as the US while covering it with a veneer of niceness.

Memo on for maybe the last time?

My personal favorite is South Africa In a vacuum, the tune and lyrics are like B tier. But what the song represents is S-Tier

To find out what the odds were that Ronaldo scored first, google "Ronaldo Las Vegas"

Ronaldo smiling after that goal like he’s gotten away with rape.

Not saying Spain haven't been good....but the Saudi defense has been pretty match-fixy today

Take a freaking bow Eloy Room

This

The USMNT can't park the bus because our country lacks the funding for public transportation.

WHAT IF OUR BEST ATHLETES PLAYED SOCCER? WHAT IF OUR BEST ATHLETES WERE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS AND HAD A CHILD WHO PLAYED SOCCER ALEX FREEMAN 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

The hedges aren't new

Norway are so lucky they have Haaland

we all just got finished talking about how victor wembanyana is the most elite freak athlete on the planet and possibly ever. france is as much a soccer country as any; won and finished second in the last two men's world cups. at no point did anyone in france say "we gotta get wemby on the pitch"

I was told Cabo Verde had no chance. What a sport

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