Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.

Orban was pretty load-bearing for the global right wing media ecosystem huh

🚨🚨🚨 ALLIANCE BETWEEN GOD AND SATAN ANNOUNCED 🚨🚨🚨

Wow this is incredible important stuff. History happening in real time.

Going live in MINUTES to theonion.info and The Onion's YouTube channel.

EMERGENCY UPDATE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exu1...

NC is losing the competition for teachers. Take a look: Avg teacher pay: NC ~$59,971 VA ~$72K GA ~$72.7K SC ~$67.1K TN ~$62.9K NC is getting outbid for its own teachers. This trend won’t end until the numbers change. #nced #redfored

Today, the father of a little girl who was 6 and murdered at Sandy Hook said that the courts keep enabling an abuser and my heart actually hurts. That could be Jet. That could’ve been my little girl.

What an evil piece of shit. I cannot wait to take over.

There's only 6 more hours left on this deal. I'm blown away by the response to it. We're just 27 subs away from hitting 200 paid subs on Burns Notice!

I genuinely think he posts about this every time they make him do one.

Thank you to the families for standing with us through all of this. The court has to end this useless delay so we can pay them. “It just seems like the courts are enabling an abuser to continue to abuse,” said Robbie Parker, who lost his 6-year old daughter Emilie Parker in the Sandy Hook shooting.

A year ago today we got the call from the adoption agency for our daughter. I remember when @daphenistration.bsky.social told me we had a potential match, I said "ok what's the issue" because we had had 2 other potential matches before that didn't work out. So at this point, I was guarded.

An important update: Texas courts created such an unprecedented situation in an emergency filing last night, no one knows who is in charge of InfoWars, and therefore no one can pay rent. Since no one controls these assets right now, it does appear InfoWars will shut down tonight at midnight.

Woke up and am still fucking livid at the Alex Jones shit. Yes, we all know the rich and powerful have their own rules, but usually it’s with a veneer of our shared reality. This is just pulling legal proceedings out of thin air. All so *Alex Jones* never has to face a consequence.

Not sure the Canes social team is ready for Gritty in Playoff Mode.

Well well well Philly

Great Expectations sucks. It’s the WORST.

There's just really no way to exaggerate how dumb & pathetic & offputting I find everything about this.

chat is this bad?

people fucking died for the voting rights act. to wave it away with a magic wand is just so grotesque

We must understand that the Voting Rights Act was not merely about ensuring Black Americans rights, it was about democratizing America. This ruling is not just a decimation of Black rights and Black Americans’ ability to have representation, it is a fatal blow to multiracial democracy.

i started hating the supreme court nearly 26 years ago and i welcome everyone onboard the train now

Today's demolition of Voting Rights Act by Roberts Court will likely trigger largest drop in Black representation since end of Reconstruction. They're taking America back to Jim Crow, when white supremacy and one party rule enshrined across South www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

I was just contacted by a reporter asking for comment about the whole Pluto planet thing. Hanging on by a thread over here.

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

stop putting idiots in the paper saying the dumbest thing youve ever seen

by my tally we are now spending ~$2B to companies to NOT build more energy infrastructure. in the middle of an energy crisis

LOVE to present a solution, get push back, and then have my same suggestion presented back at me!!!!!!!

imagine almost getting assassinated but surviving and it just pisses everyone off more. lmao

has the new york times ever thought about doing a focus group with someone who has read a book

My biggest takeaways from that NYTimes voter article are: 1. The right wing media and disinformation apparatus is something we have to address in this country because it has done an absurd level of harm. 2. We need to fund schools.

people are so fucking stupid i could just scream

Good god. Trump fired the entire National Science Board without explanation on Friday afternoon.

gerry fought like a goddamn lion for a long time and was never anything less than... yknow. *gerry.* and when he was sick and hurting and fighting for every moment left he could grab, he still had the steel to tell these nazi geeks to get fucked. let his memory be a blessing -- and a goddamn roadmap

One of the most surefire pitches that one could make in the 90s was "Okay, it's like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but with (insert animal here)"

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Grassley warned last year in a floor speech - before the Iran war and the subsequent diesel and fertilizer price shock - that U.S. could see a wave of farmer suicides not seen since the 1980s.

Not the International Pop-K Sensation Sunshine Rainbow Traditional Transfer USB Hub Shrimp BTS 😂😂😂

Have you ever noticed that the massive, coordinated, multi-year assault on trans rights is based on NOTHING WHATSOEVER

I want cis Americans to sit uncomfortably with the fact that most of these restrictions were ushered in through the liberal act of "just asking questions" about trans people.

this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo

important to note that there is an additional security stop past this that had the body scanners and armed guards and that is where the gunman was stopped. the security set up actually worked here, so don't accept any takes calling for increased secuyrity, surveillance, or anything else from this.

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

We’ve become way too inured to the constant violence because of all of the people in power who revel in it. What a joyless, artless, sexless, rudderless country we became so fast.

Critical Update: They only had Sailor Moon but @daphenistration.bsky.social won her for me. 😭😭😭 BEST WIFE BEST WIFE!!!!