Welcome to the jungle Our work week's just 4 days And everyone gets medical Plus a good 401K And if you are harrassed In any way sexually HR will get on top of that With confidentiality In the jungle Welcome to the jungle My... My... My employee Oooh We hope you will succeed! *guitar solo*

Not even the Virgin Mary is spared from the typical patriarchal experience of not only being overshadowed by men but also completely misunderstood by men lmao

glenn beck *sobbing*: please sir. i am begging for a light in the darkness. what has happened to our beautiful country?? AI george washington *tilting around head like a tv with motion smoothing on* : Great question! America’s political problems aren’t just unprecedented—They’re downright scary!

You will be visited by three spirits

Even now, 11 mos into a disastrous administration that has upended how we live, the media exec class doesn't get it. Trump doesn't give two shits about AI. Contrary to this lede, he's not betting his presidency on lightly regulate AI. He just wants to make more money www.axios.com/2025/12/08/t...

This absolute piece of shit.

BREAKING: A magnitude 7.2 earthquake has struck northern Japan, and a tsunami warning has been issued

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

I like how UNC hired Bill Belichick and Duke immediately won the ACC championship.

it rules to pivot at this point in time from metaverse to ai wearables. it's like if your 8-track tape company finally realized no one was going to want them in the age of the CD, so you changed the business model to only recording nursery rhymes on wax cylinder.

Anyone who says “be normal” betrays that they have an implicit value system of who is considered normal and who is not, and when you have that, you will always value some people and traits over another. They will always replicate hierarchies of power in the long run.

Watching an old match between Roddy and Pac and thought this backwards headscissors takedown (?) was super unique 🤼‍♂️

Gmorn 🙂

Happy Halloween 🎃✨ #art #bskyart #mochiart #sailormoon

Congrats on being an awful person whoever this was!!!

You know they’re gonna give it to MBS or Bibi next. Both will have it within 5 years, I guarantee it

Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors

"Fuck everything, we're going to five blades" lives forever in my mind.

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

Ouch.

Saw a license plate this morning that I can’t stop thinking about: GODWVZLA godwestvirginiazilla? God Wuvz LA? WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

This is like if Tyson stopped selling consumer chicken. RAM is about to cost as much as a brand new pc. The cost of everything from tablets, to phones, to laptops will skyrocket. All because AI data centers are consuming all the available RAM they can get. www.pcgamer.com/hardware/the...

If we stop fucking buying blind boxes maybe they’ll stop fucking making them. Everyone on board?

Never believe the fuckers who say "why bother, they already won"

What I hate about Joann's closing is now I have to go to like 5 different stores to get what I need. Michaels has thread and sometimes zippers and binding. Wawak has needles and interfacing and all that stuff. There are 3 different stores I buy fabric from. I have to go to etsy for specialty items

11 Senate Democrats just voted to advance the nomination of a Federal Society judge who used to defend banks and payday lenders: Durbin Gallego Hassan Hirono Kaine Kelly King Klobuchar Reed Rosen Whitehouse

I left Spotify recently and I was worried the switch was going to be hard with all my playlists. There are tons of tools to move them over and it was really easy. It's worth it. And honestly the quality of music is better on other platforms too.

A spider lily korpokkur ♥️ #plushart

a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization

lol lmao even

new EPISODE about BUILDINGS which are TOO TALL AND THIN with @trufflehog.bsky.social:

Unless proven otherwise, every Republican in Congress supports this image:

This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”

Huh. Hmmm. Who would’ve thought.

Not even really a hot take but more of a fact, so much of the anime/manga industry is fueled and powered by women. Either women creating stories or women buying products for their favorite shows more often than guys, even women just making fan art for the medium Gundam was saved by its women fans

Lincoln was re-elected on a party platform saying "That foreign immigration, which in the past has added so much to the wealth, development of resources and increase of power to this nation, the asylum of the oppressed of all nations, should be fostered and encouraged by a liberal and just policy."

Farewell to the absurdist king. An extraordinary man.

Its my birthday today! More importantly I finally got the new pins I teased up on my shop, my birthday gift to you all!! rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...

Every year when I’m visiting my hometown, we go to a local holiday craft fair. Daphne and I play a game called “most cursed object” in which we look for the most cursed thing for sale. This year’s undisputed winner: a wooden paddle that says “make kids great again”

Minoru Suzuki cleanse 🤼‍♂️

A little dreamer cloaked in stars. 💫

“Dr. Prasad declined to be interviewed for this article.”

Remember fall last year, prominent universities platformed MAHA royalty, allowing them to spread their deliberate message of distrust.

Seth Rollins driving a cybertruck is so spot on lmao

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