"Explain this gap in your resume" "I can't, I signed an NDA"

Crazy to see "it's not people, it's the pills" from "it's not the guns, it's people" crowd.

Missing Indigenous Person Alert (MIPA) - Seattle, WA #MMIP Please repost

Hey babes is my inability to function as a human clocky?

Equestria needs a hero #mlp #mylittlepony #pinkiepie #cloudyquartz #filthyrich

Please, please, I need a break from begging for help. Just a little one?

One of the best songs ever written: tidal.com/track/435043...

Bro, I just got called "queen of the castle" by some guy offering pest control services door-to-door. Whaaaat??

Sorry this gets annoying and pushy, but mutual aid, tips, and customers are the only reason I’m alive right. With my health and psych issues, I would not make it on the streets. I would also lose absolutely everything - I haven’t been able to get storage. Please help me avoid the nightmare

I didn't play on release and I wasn't quite a teenager... but man I loved that game. I think it was the first game I got to play as a girl character.

That’s up there with this classic gem

Sometimes I do nerdy shit:

Better to die a hero than live a coward.

It’s Terry Pratchett Day! My favourite author, who gave me an escape when I needed it, inspired me to be a better person, and taught me the value of truth, justice, freedom, reasonably priced love, and a hard boiled egg. “When in doubt, choose to live.” 📚💙 #TerryPratchettDay

A quick "hey, are you done with the restroom" from my brother as I'm getting ready for work before going in to take a massive shit would have been pretty cool...

This is why I don't have friends:

I don't care for generated imagery, regardless of how obvious or funny it is. Or whether it suits my political views. It's poisoning the common well of information. Posting it at all is bad, but doing so without explicitly labeling it as fake is even worse. Shame on anybody who does.

Just gonna say it... scrolly images sucks balls. Give us a fucking edit function.

Officially scheduled for my bottom surgery consultation in Spring of 2028. Just gotta make it there. 💪🏻🏳️‍⚧️ (also hoping a buncha trans girls find other surgery options and cancel to move my date sooner)

Dammit I love her she's adorable. I could die happy if I had a sweet gal like her to go roaming through the woods with looking for cool rocks. 😭

Yo, help a girl out of a shitty situation. She's cute as hell and you can purchase a steamy set if that's your fancy, or just donate out of the goodness of your soul.

Huh... no wonder I feel like crap (that's all tree pollen).

Paychecks have gotten smaller, and bills are past due about $1800. I really hate asking for help, but a lot is happening in my life, and this is stressing me enough to overshadow my anxiety over doing so. Any amount would help. Venmo heyitsawilson

Falling asleep to science:

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

I think one of the more pointed pieces of just societal gaslighting is having watched my well educated white dude privilege dissolve and then having a bunch of tech bros tell me I imagined it.

“Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices.”

With Pride approaching, I'd really like to feel comfortable paying for and playing my favorite game again. #Pride #OSRS #Runescape #FuckModNorth

I wonder how much harm has been done to the environment and society just today from all the fuckin' shits who think it's okay to generate AI images because they're making fun of a blasphemous AI image posted by the orange felon...

Someone just told me that The Princess Bride is "overrated" and long story short it's perfectly acceptable to remove toxic people from your life.

The best part of yogurt is licking it off the foil.

To all who celebrate

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

Oh hey, I've seen this before... Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

Every time I see that picture of the back of the moon with all those little craters

Lmfao @lolafaglana.bsky.social immediately blocked me for accurately calling out their AI trash. #fuckAI #AITrash

The safest humans right now are aboard Artemis II

Goddamn this is such a good album. Just played it start to finish. Haven't done that in ages. 🤘🏻

Heaven forbid a girl enjoy a baseball game. 🙄

"Welcome to my old neighborhood." Jim Lovell Source: NASA TV. #ArtemisII

Depluralize a movie: Crow on the Orient Express

Well, overall I had a nice time with some family today. I do wish my sister hadn't decided to go through stacks of our old family photos with her new boyfriend (mostly of my older brother and I when we were 5 and 2, but a few when we were older). It made me... very uncomfortable.

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.