Just remember, when the lord closes one door, he opens another window. It’s probably an upper floor window in Moscow.

There’s a young Black boy in my neighborhood that most people would describe as a YN but he was always friendly & respectful to me. I would give him snacks after school & ask about his day. when he was in 7th grade, one day I randomly asked him “what’s making your heart so sad?”

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

Today my daughter's preschool is holding a farewell assembly for one of her classmates whose mother has no choice but to self deport. The school is hoping it will be joyful in tone, so we might make this less upsetting for this 3 year old. There's just no words for the uselessness of this cruelty.

Better make him person of the year again

The vest! 😂

This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser.

Shots were definitely fired

Drake lost so bad that everything that was called Drake now has to be renamed Kendrick, out of shame.

You’d think with my daughter at dance and my wife in class I get get some uninterrupted video game time cut the first time in weeks but then these two goofs want to get in the way

Fucking onions in here, dammit

Brilliant

it's crazy how fast movies become dated. for instance, the 2021 movie "Don't Look Up" no longer makes sense, because if an American scientist discovered a planet-killing comet heading towards us today, their main response would be "oh thank fuck for that"

She's the girlfriend of one of antifa's founders

Describe your BlueSky account with a single image

Google is just as bad. Anyone want to start a phone company with me?

Ha

Finally made it to Peacemaker S2 on my gym watch backlog and holy shit is Tim Meadows fucking brilliant

Have you ever noticed that old clothes online sometimes look better than old clothes in your closet? Why is that? 🧵

Well yeah they’re afraid of the Klan

Lawd bless deez hamburders

Watching a presentation and this slide is titled “Damaged Balls” and I find this hilarious

Because it feels relevant as we continue to evaluate the media and our representatives’ statements, my favorite way to identify the active vs. passive voice.

Christ, Lee Greenwood? It’s the Super Bowl Mike, not the east Terre Haute cousin fuckin fair and hot dog eatin contest.

Feeling overwhelmed, anxious and down today. This year is definitely taking its toll on me.

Went looking for UV makeup, on this day in 2017, and stumbled on a very informative 1⭐ review.

The meltdowns in the comments. Wait until they discover the definition of e

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

Watching videos on x-ray inspection techniques for PCBs and stumbled onto a video about making your own at home desktop X-ray machine and how ‘bout no?!?

Bless her heart, she’s out here making TS sound even cooler.

If you wanted to destroy the US government, tell me what you’d be doing differently?

This Mark Sanchez story keeps getting weirder and weirder. One thing’s for certain though; he’s secured his spot as the second worst person to play QB for the Jets this millennium

I estimate there’s a 1% chance my eventual demise will be caused by sitting down on a barstool-height lab chair with a smooth plastic seat and roller-wheels and having the fucker shoot out from beneath me in a comically fatal manner.

This would be so fucking funny if memaw wasn’t buying every bit of it

skunk = 🦨 skink = 🦎 skank = never mind, this can’t be worth it

When someone likes your smart-ass comments

Really, the demonic sexual performances are more in Bobo’s wheelhouse

I strongly object to the comparison many are making these days between Stephen Miller and Joseph Goebbels. I think it's deeply misguided, and unfair, to compare them. Goebbels was a far better propagandist, and didn't execute much policy. Miller far more closely resembles Heinrich Himmler.

Thinking about changing careers. Just received an email about a 4-hour course guaranteed to teach me everything I needed to be a professional Python developer. No previous experience needed. Should I quit my day job?

Not all heroes wear capes. Some dress as frogs.

Will he master “unabated”?

I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure when a judge hauls your ass in late on a Sunday night it won’t be pretty

This is 100% the point. They’re overwhelming the courts, the news, the lawyers, the resistance. It takes hours to tear down institutions that take decades to rebuild

Just when I couldn’t love her more

Feel like it’s still too soon for any apt descriptions of what OU is currently doing to Kent State

Meta AI says that in addition to being a designer that has worked with global brands for over 20 years, I’m also a senior on a college baseball team 🙄…

The stupidity of BSky in one photo @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app

there is something very 2000s about a public mod crashout, like this is behaviour you'd get from somebody running a moderately-successful warhammer homebrew forum circa 2006

BSky has been breaking in dumb ways for me for days. Videos keep falling, can't write replies to @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app Feels kinda appropriate that it's physically breaking while the CEO is trying to alienate all her users with every post she makes

Question: do you egg this house before or after TP'ing it?