That most of the Black Friday doorbuster sales are at a price that’s higher than last year’s MSRP should be enough reason to #impeachTrump

Vacation is over. At the airport ready to fly home. Hoping it won’t be the clusterfuck arriving here was

The moral gymnastics he goes through every day to keep from feeling like he’s not compromising his entire life’s belief system a hundred times a day must be exhausting

Once again, MSM with the dumbest takes

Truly, the anti-woke president

@xkcd.com keeps updating this comic every few years and it keeps punching me in the gut harder every time

The fuck?

I wish I had thought of this. I just took a new job in a new state and noped tf out

The Tron ride at Disney World currently has a small overlay tying it in with Tron: Ares. Really minor changes to the ride, but the upside is that it’s the only Disney ride set to a NIN soundtrack and teenage me could never imagine that combination existing

Trying to eat healthier but my kid was being a shit yesterday and my wife took away dessert so you’re damn right I ate a cookie in front of her

Just made my daughter’s day/week/year

I have a 3G signal here (Bahamas) and feel very retro

Holy shit, 3 rebookings, 2 extra airports, a 3 hour flight turned into 21 hours, 1/3 of our suitcases arriving, but we’re in Orlando. I’ve had 10 minutes of sleep since 5am yesterday, but we’re doing this

This whole thread has me dying

It’s crazy, I had posters of this on my wall as a kid. Today I drive a mid-range (non-performance) EV family wagon that would murder this in a drag race

We are on a plane!

Well… fuck. Flight to Orlando canceled. Booked an earlier flight, took my kid out of school early, got here and they delayed there early flight to the later time and now we’re cancelled. Supposed to get on a boat in the morning but no flights open that get us there in time.

Good news for her, her team won’t be at the Super Bowl so she’s welcome to attend whatever alternative concert she wants.

If I’m being honest, I fully expect the file release to be redacted in political ways. But I also believe the administration to be so incompetent they will fail to hide everything.

I posted 2 things yesterday that likely had more likes and reposts than all of my other posts the last year combined. It was fun seeing my notifications blow up, but if we could limit future likes to 3 again, I’m good with that #introvertproblems

I could never be a barber. I mean, I suck at doing hair, but I could learn. But I also suck at doing people skills, and that I don’t think there’s a chance of learning.

I know I usually post dog pictures, but tonight I offer up a feline photo

Checking out my neighbor’s ass. Gave her an apple.

Fascinating thread on how LLMs are reinforcing conspiracy theories

New research shows that it's extremely uncommon to have to replace a modern electric car's battery. insideevs.com/news/779210/...

What’s wild is that Miller thinks following the laws and Constitution is insurrection

So damn excited to see one of my favorite books brought to the big screen

A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi. I hired and worked with Jamal for a year. www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...

James Dean take a peak behind the camera while on the set of "Giant" in Marfa, Texas, 1955. Pretty dang cool! Taken for LIFE magazine.

Bro is getting roasted and ratioed

Great news! We’re going to lose all access to vaccinations, family planning, antidepressants and affordable healthcare - but you can now afford to die skinny

There’s a lot wrong with this, but for me the worst part is the F-18-esque twin vertical stabs on a F-16-ish single engine airframe

Not often an article makes my jaw literally drop

This is how you come back from a suspension. Well played good sir 🫡

Some NFL teams I cheer against because of the owners (DAL), some because of particular players (PIT/Rodgers), and one (DEN) because a moot is an exceedingly obnoxious superfan that needs to suck it

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“That’s great, now eat me” I tell my 11 year old when she finishes explaining how she decorated her Lunchables pizza to look like my fave

Are they so stupid they don’t know they’re walking straight into a trap or do they really think no one will call them on it?

New theatre season! Wasn’t familiar with this one going into it and it was absolutely incredible

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well I guess now we know where he got the phrase “One Big Beautiful Bill.”

crazy IG em_clarkson

Christ, @bsky.app , this is a bad look

Oh shit. Macaulay Culkin, Justin Theroux and Kumail Nanjiani are joining S2 of Fallout? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECI3...

Has anyone checked if Rudy was in Paris recently?

The real Trump Derangement Syndrome. Kelly leaned right, but she once was a talented journalist that asked hard questions and could fact check the right and left hard and fast. Now she uses what’s left of that intellect to spin “he’s not a pedo, he liked barely legal 15yos that looked even younger”

Needed a new show for the gym so I gave Black Sails a shot based on some recommendations I saw. 3 episodes in - I see the attraction, but I think it’s going to be a DNF for me. A little too anxiety inducing for me