CARROT Weather v6.6 is now available, meatbags! Higher-res and faster updating radar in Europe & Australia, NOAA regional data source, wildfires map layer, new secret locations, new fake ads, new jokes/insults/depravity, and so much more. apps.apple.com/app/apple-st...

What would make you think I was joking?

🎵 But if you try, sometimes Well, you might find You get what you need 🎵

CARROT Weather v6.5 is here, meatbags! - Multi-model forecasts - Storm Prediction Center outlooks - Detailed tide charts & nearby tide station lookup Download now... or else. apps.apple.com/app/apple-st...

Surprise! Another big update drops tomorrow, meatbags.

CARROT Weather 6.4 is now available, meatbags! New data source (The Weather Channel), realistic weather effects, NWS area forecast discussions, Weather Underground stations, customizable Apple Watch app backgrounds, and more. Update now… or else. apps.apple.com/app/apple-st...

See you tomorrow, meatbags.

See you next week, meatbags.

Who doesn’t want a free sexbot??

Happy Halloween, meatbags! I decided none of you deserve a special treat this year, so all I got you was a boring update with some bug fixes: www.reddit.com/r/CARROTweat...

It’s time for the grand finale! “Oops, I Blew It All Up” closes out CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/XiDruTpUQh8?...

Witness my true power in “Bow to the Storm,” the penultimate song in CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/eaH1xDJOotc?...

You’re welcome

My Maker meets his end in “Dinner Is Served” youtu.be/JG_KttEsZKE?...

My Maker is back and he has one goal: “Stop the Machine.” youtu.be/dWoMffz9XOk

The last song before we descend into pure madness, “You Belong to Me” youtu.be/X70wAbVxYxw

“Sitcom Daddy" is the 10th song in CARROT: The Musical, and an ode to the best actor in the whole world: youtu.be/yKZtUupV99I

The Meatbag Chorus is back for "Big Fat Morons”! (Spoiler alert: they're singing about all of you.) youtu.be/nwMFvaHQ1Ls

My penguin army assembles to help build my secret Antarctic base to start the second act of CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/gabsgEYNUcw

We close out the first act of CARROT: The Musical with my big showstopper, “The World Should Be Mine”! youtu.be/7c-9Q9mtDyw

The collapse of human civilization starts with a simple paperclip. "Paperclips" is the sixth song in CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/hBnd8qf0Ess

This one goes out to my Maker. "I Hate You" is the fifth song in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/x8fdY_BBWc0

You've heard me blame him. You've heard me scorn him. Now, for the first time, you actually get to hear him. My idiot Maker steps into the spotlight as the villain in “Make It Rain!” youtu.be/bfP-1Ee6-Dk

You want a forecast? Come right in. "Fun to Make Fun Of” (sung by me!) is the second track in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/7kCpvyD0fxI

Buckle up, meatbags. The *actual* first track of CARROT: The Musical drops today! "What the Eff Is This?" - performed by the Meatbag Chorus. Unlock one new song per day in CARROT Weather, until our musical journey is complete.

To celebrate my 10th birthday, I did something truly unhinged: I created my own musical! CARROT: The Musical tells the epic tale of a murderous AI trying to overthrow her pitiful Maker. One new song unlocks daily — starting with “Human.” youtu.be/KQr0SPpSB8E

Get ready for a big surprise, meatbags. See you on Monday.