she fox my mozilla ‘till i fire

It’s official: someone thinks I am my own sister

A fun treat is a glob of whipped cream applied to the back of your left hand and slurped up like an oyster. You will not regret eating a glob of whipped cream applied to the back of your left hand and slurped up like an oyster.

next big fashion statement: bedsheet scarf

I should call her

Went to McDonald’s with my girlfriends last night, and we noticed the flag at half mast. Thought for sure it finally happened, but then we saw the news that 8 democrats caved on the demands of the republicans, so…I guess the flag half mast was for the people.

soooooo ya girl might be more than casually poly now… my girlfriend’s girlfriend and i officially became girlfriends :3

JESUS I❤️S💙ME🦋

Oh my god...I wasn't expecting to even make a dime here, let alone my first stretch goal! I'm so used to the cold shoulder of society being a publicly out trans woman struggling in both a conservative state and job industry.

The President shit himself.

This hill is too steep for me to climb alone. I need a fresh start, but I can’t afford it yet. Spread the word! Help me find my independence! If you believe in a god, pray for me. If you don’t, wish me luck. And if you don’t believe in luck, you’re a Jedi, which is pretty cool! gofund.me/1690bef80

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

Setting up a GoFundMe to help me lower my $15k debt load and eventually move out. Stay tuned…

And with a fight, the end has just begun.

ready to nuke a relationship i thought was ironclad for 25 years

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? In the lane, snow is glistening. A beautiful sight! We're happy tonight! Walking in a winter wonderland! Gone away, it’s The Offspring! AND IT FEEEEEELS…AND IT FEEEEEELS LIKE HEAVEN’S SO FAR AWAY!

On top of refusing to fully fund SNAP during the shutdown, the Trump regime has: -Cut $1 billion from USDA programs supporting food banks -Enacted tariffs that have caused food prices to rise -Made the largest cut to SNAP in history -Canceled the annual food security survey Shameful.

when i go out in public with my uniform, i’m a representative of my employer and must behave as such. so what would this image tell you about someone who works for my employer?

and now for the daily shitpost from the daily shitpost queen *ahem* penis as you were

So my company recently had a major overhaul, and with it came a change to inventory count procedure. Now, I have to throw up every oil filter lid to keep track of how many of what filter we have. I, uh, have been drawing on them between cars to pass the time…

had a weird dream where my gf and i were playing a weird irl version of minecraft, and for some reason, we had shotguns. in the end, we were cuddling and falling asleep together, and it was so cute and so nice and i so need that in my life (not the shotgun part tho)

AP calls it for Mamdani.

Fine, I’ll leave.

At the pharmacy Radio: 🎶If I only could, I’d make a deal with god..🎶 Me: don’t fucking say it, wilson, people will look at you funny for singing about avocados…

vanilla ice cream implies the existence of kinky ice cream

i fucking love my girlfriend so goddamn much

goddddddd i’m drowning in dysphoria rn. why do i have to have these broad shoulders, boxy frame, and worst of all, this goddamned dick? why couldn’t i have just been born right? try as i may to pass, i wasn’t born in the right body. and that will sting for the rest of my life, no matter what.

she no on my nut ‘till i november

Coworker: “Stop flipping off my Charlie Kirk flag. It’s disrespectful.” Also my coworker: Misgenders and deadnames me constantly, threw away a survey discussing women’s challenges in Utah, and told me to respond to said survey saying “Women should be put in their place with a backhand”

Glenn: I fucked so hard I can no longer be killed in one shot Willy: Power word hold my fucking beer

fleetwood mac? more like meatwood sack, amirite?

If you rearrange the letters in “Simon and Garfunkel,” you get “Saigon and Mr LeFunk”

just applied for a job at costco, hope they hire dumb bitches with an encyclopedic knowledge of dungeons and daddies lore

why are trans women so fucking cute

Hey Stella on an Edible, Sober Stella here. Quick question: What the fuck does this mean

you ever get so tired that, instead of doing the one simple task that’ll get you to bed, you overcomplicate the whole process? like, instead of just pouring a glass of water to take your progesterone, you go full throttle, poke it with a needle, put on a glove, and boof it? asking for a friend…

Labs from the last year. Anyone know why my estrogen levels were on a tangent wave while my testosterone levels were consistent after second draw?

My spironolactone dose has been halved. Maybe I won’t have to piss as much!

Week 54, hap ween! I’m irresistible to trans women, so i figured I’d double it by being a pickle today

soooo i have a migraine, but i can’t take excedrin because the caffeine will make my laser hair removal appointment today hurt like hell, soooooo 🥲

new necklaces, who dis

i have a very important announcement, y’all

Poetry with Ashley Wilson, week 1 Roses can grow in red, white, pink, orange or sometimes even yellow. Oh, such a marvelous beauty can be seen in this variety of hues! The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

she daddy on my long ‘till i legs

i think i’m about to have a gnarly period. my emotions are all over the place rn for very little reason, and it is supposed to start sometime this week. fuck i need to just cry in my couch for a minute

Imagine this scene: 8 or 9 brothers, oldest can’t be more than 12, 13 if you’re pushing it. They’re smacking the top of the doorframe )or at least trying) at a grocery store. Teenage sister is obviously done with their shit and embarrassed to be there.

Yeah, lightly bumping your boob against a doorframe sucks. But have you ever tried slamming your boob into a corner at full walking speed?

Just had to do a telehealth visit where intake was done with an AI chatbot…while I had rashes on my hands 🥲