mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy

so my trans discord server has a bot that quotes your messages if 5 people react ⭐️ and it has now become a shitpost running joke for everyone to react ⭐️ to my messages i haven’t touched grass in a week 😭

My finances may be fucked, my job exhausting, and my coworkers turbo jackasses most of the time, but the customers I’ve been getting lately almost make it all worth it.

MAGA coworker’s wardrobe: “SHOOT YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE” shirt Also MAGA coworker’s wardrobe: Donald Trump assassination attempt survival shirt

fish fear me. women fear me. no loving god would have allowed my creation, because even i fear me.

saw a “straight pride” car stuck in traffic lol lmao even

BEES

Recently got into The Amazing Digital Circus. And I wanna get into some of the fan theory stuff. So my first theory…what is in Jax’s room? i dunno, jax probably

it’s really starting to kick in how fucked my finances have gotten since my company cut everyone’s overtime. i’m having to ask one of my old mormon bishops for food from the storehouse, something i haven’t had to do in years. i’m so fucking tired…

she rapture on my jesus ‘til i christ idk wtf i’m saying, mormonism never explicitly taught me about the rapture 🙃

so a guy at the farm stand tried to flirt with me 🤮

i’m at a weird point in progesterone where my tits are still too small to show through most shirts, but i can’t wear my breast forms anymore because any pressure on them hurts i have to choose between immense physical pain and dysphoria 😭

call me longweenie the way she ratatouah on my knob

ZZ Top implies AA Bottom

My favorite way of explaining this is the expression “equal rights for others doesn’t mean fewer rights for you. It’s not pie.”

i have an idea. not an electrical engineer, so i’m not sure how feasible or practical it would be… ev conversion with 2 batteries. one is used at a time while the other charges with a solar panel, so you can switch batteries during road trips.

y’all if you’re an apathetic lactose intolerant tolerant like me maybe think about your forgotten lactase pills before you make cheese n cheese

Been watching a ton of DokaRyan lately, and now I lowkey wanna get into mixology. And the funny thing is, I don’t even drink!

y’all t4t is beautiful

okay why is it actually delicious

Just before I woke up, I dreamed that I mixed mac n cheese powder with cottage cheese and called it “cheese n cheese”

it continues getting worse

Not without a fight, Ronny.

Grubhub is short for Grubert Hubert. Don’t @ me.

I swear, my shop has 15 brain cells, and they all mysteriously vanish on my days off.

New phone wrap y’all

Week 48. Finally well enough to kiss women :3

Forgot to post this last week, week 47

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

accidentally brought plain pasta instead of pesto to work. gotta make do with what you got in this economy

I’m so goddamned tired of being strong all the time. I was thrust into a state of adulthood a good 7 years earlier than I was supposed to, and each year I feel forced another 7 years forward. I’m tired, and I don’t wanna keep pushing just to stay afloat. But dammit, there’s no other option anymore.

I’ve graduated from the small key earrings to the house key earrings y’all 🔑

Went into work and somehow turned into the least childish person for 30 seconds. i hate working in the automotive industry sometimes…

Getting the new iOS update. Will let y’all know how it is on Saturday apparently

Just realized Tonyburger is almost an anagram for boner yogurt. So now you can’t unread this post. Sorry not sorry 🙃

so apparently, you need to have a birth certificate with your gender marker changed to get a drivers license with the right gender marker. and because i was born in tennessee, i cannot even ask for said document without being laughed out of a courtroom! fuck you tennessee.

Anyone know of budget friendly therapists around the salt lake area? I’m in desperate need of therapy at this time in my life, but I really can’t afford much.

I live in the salt lake area, and belong to a local trans discord server. I’ve had so many friends complain about strangers taking their picture over the last few days. Stay safe out there my brothers, sisters, and siblings. Shit’s getting real scary here!

Went to the trans restaurant today and ordered the dysphoria sampler. Feeling the whole ass everything all at once, even sources of dysphoria I never had before 🫠

:3

He was shot, not assassinated. Assassination implies he was important. Diminish the importance of that motherfucker. He was shot, not assassinated.

In young men’s when I was a young mormon, we went to the gun range in the mountains above my neighborhood. In my local trans discord server, we go to a coffee shop and watch movies. Now, which meeting is more likely to breed violence?

Tyler Robinson was one of too many mormon shooters in schools. We need to remove the book of mormon from libraries so our kids won’t be fed the mormon agenda, restrict them from having guns, and ban them from public restrooms.

New bar acquaintance got upgraded to potential friend after he squeezed the pickle spear that came with his burger over his fries like a lemon because this kind of moderately deranged energy is EXACTLY what I am trying to cultivate in my social circle.

I would so live in a town that runs on night shifts. Normal people, average 9-to-5 jobs where it’s PM-to-AM instead of AM-to-PM, restaurants that advertise being open early, it’d be fun! At least until the vitamin d deficiency kicks in, but hey, that’s why god invented supplements!

I’m done hiding Now I’m shining Like I’m- STIR THEM BEANZ

When he dies, the world will have a moment of silence. Not out of respect, mind you, but because it would be the first time in decades that the fucker shuts up

sign of the cross but it’s the konami code

I guess he finally got destroyed back