Do we need to say it louder? Here. Louder. " Federal courts in Alabama are using a law last applied during the U.S. internment [incarceration] of people of Japanese descent during World War II to charge immigrants who don’t register themselves..." www.al.com/news/2026/01...

I’m reasonably sure, in this annexation of Greenland, some country will lob a missile at some US city only for Trump to say “that place was in a blue state. I don’t care about it at all. Keep annexing Greenland” Joe Rogan will call it a false flag attack. Roll credits, and the sequel is the same.

S.A. Cosby?? That’s…a choice

ngl.link/mcb32401 I’m working on a bigger-than-usual, boring, commissioned painting. I want to do a Q&A while I work on it because I’ve been meaning to get into the storytime thing. Give me questions!

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

If I owned a media outlet, I'd make Trump think he's won it all – 'He did it, he's done, visit his Mar-A-Lago victory museum.' Maybe then he'd fade away. It feels like the only way to get rid of him if nobody’s actually going to do that other thing.

You know: things innocent people do to protect other innocent people

See the block Feel the block Be the block 💜🌻

A major victory. A federal judge has ruled that ICE must stop targeting peaceful protesters and legal observers who are not suspected of any crimes.

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

If you ever wondered what you would have done in 1930’s Germany, you’re doing it now.

@icegov.bsky.social do you even fucking go here?? Read the room, turdwhistle. I forgot: most of you can’t read. Get fucked either way

It’d be a cryin’ shame if @icegov.bsky.social became the most-blocked account ever recorded in the history of BlueSky. #blockICE

Sisyphus, but he just keeps swiping right on the boulder and they never match.

Well heck, this sounds familiar

Mister Rogers weighed 143 lbs every day of his adult life until he got sick. It wasn’t a health or body image thing; he just loved the number. He wanted everything about him to spell “I (1 letter) love (4) you (3)”

I tried remaining on Facebook for 30 whole days. It didn’t pan out. This makes my brain bleed.

I contain platitudes

Tattoo #9 became my first visible piece! Achievement unlocked.

There’s still time for me to beat Grandmaster Flash at chess

They won’t be able to make enough gritty documentaries about this period of American history

McBSA

Context: I put hand-painted magnets on my shelf in this manner, and I later thought of this meme.

Turns out the only American billionaire who wants to steal Venezuelan oil doesn’t even own a refinery or an oil company.

21 more days on Facebook. Why do I do this to myself?

Fuck AI Bring back shitty edits

Elon Musk, an transphobe, owns a company that is pronounced “spay sex” That’s weird.

———————————————— UNPRECEDENTED ———————————————— [uhn-pres-i-den-tid] | adjective 1. never done or known before. 2. a word news outlets misuse to  give the illusion that some  fucked-up thing the U.S.  government has done is  shocking and/or was entirely  unpredictable. …………………………………………………. 🧵👇🏻

Don’t let corporations that have previously supported Trump walk it back now that things are slightly more Oops All Wars™️. They lived by the tiny, orange dick Let them choke on it.

this really was prophetic wasn’t it

I’m truly ashamed that I didn’t know about this until just now.

Anyone who likes sci-fi anthologies needs to see Shatter Belt. It’s four episodes. I never hear anyone talk about it Please find the time

Accusations are confessions to a narcissist .

I have so many bone spurs You don’t even know I can ride a horse without shoes on That’s how bone-spurry I am

The VP of Venezuela is calling for the release of Maduro Just know that Trump would not have done that for Vance

My r/comparatormirror subreddit has three weekly visitors! That sounds insignificant, but understand that it’s been exclusively me and one dead Dutch guy for 363 years. I’m excited.

The “how’s that tattoo gonna look in 30 years?” Crew almost never applies that same question to their political beliefs.

The worst thrift shops are the best art galleries

Had to break up. They pronounce it data instead of data. Who says "data"? So fecking weird.

Ricky Gervais’s new special is called “Mortality” I’m excited—not because I love raging transphobes, but because I imagine it’ll just be him walking onto the stage and passing away 💕