Stew is in the slow cooker, smells delcious in here already. Now I just need to convince myself that having a shower is a good idea.

It’s Sunday. I have to work but waiting to be called in. Don’t feel like I can do anything to properly pass the time. Waiting mode is so much fun. This is a part of the job I won’t miss.

IT (2017) and finger foods from a local pizza place. Beautiful way to spend and evening during spooky season :D

Giving up on going for a walk, it’s raining again and my mood is sour waiting for this dang package

Bout to lose my shit with UPS. Day 2 sitting around most of the day waiting for a package to arrive and both time the tracking information changed after the fact due to delays. It’s been out for delivery since this morning. It said between 9-1. It’s now almost 2 and it changed to “by end of day”

I shouldn’t make jokes in the wee hours of the morning when my brain is still half asleep. 🫠

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.” Food: Octopus (you know why) Movie: SAW (or any of the sequels) Song: WAP by Cardi B

I never in my life thought I’d be listening to two old cockney white dudes rap but here we are. If’n you’ve never checked them out, you should. It’s delightfully shocking how good they are.

I’m really quite glad I don’t get asked anymore, or have these comments thrown at me. On the rare occasion someone does say something now I say “can’t, had that ability taken away in 2020” and leave it at that.

I guess my base level exhaustion is just going to be higher than before my surgery and I’ll just have to be okay with it. *sigh*

(Canadians only) Want to sign a petition that matters? One that might actualy be seen by the eyes of government officials who matter? Here it is! The official House of Commons petition re: Canada Post and its mismanagement of its collective agreement with union workers and the company as a whole.

If you care about indigenous, rural communities, seniors, and unions, sign this petition.

I find it unfathomable that @mark-carney.bsky.social , who was elected as a foil to Pollievre’s racist, and disgusting policies, is OK with the murder and starvation of children and innocent people, is OK with war crimes being committed and supporting the country committing the war crimes.

(Canadians only) Want to sign a petition that matters? One that might actualy be seen by the eyes of government officials who matter? Here it is! The official House of Commons petition re: Canada Post and its mismanagement of its collective agreement with union workers and the company as a whole.

Help I’ve farted an can’t get up! *insert laugh track*

Ask not how your Hamburger can Help you, but you can Help your Hamburger -John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Alien, 1979. (Directed by Ridley Scott)

Ask not for whom the hamburger helps. The hamburger helps for thee

Apparently I’m so hungry I eat names now. (iykyk) Am I… fae?

celebrities out walking the characters they’ve played instead of their dogs: thread

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

We have inadvertently referenced Star Trek.

Pulled Pork Part II: The Saucening I used a whole bottle of Sweet Baby Rays hickory and brown sugar bbq sauce and am letting it heat back up in the oven and maybe even carmelize a little. This is a lower effort meal than I originally thought.

Okay I haven’t even pulled the pork yet and it already smells DELICIOUS in here

Attempting to make pulled pork today for the first time.

penguin party

Guess I’ll be looking for a new job at the end of the season. *sigh* No more retail and no more tourism jobs. Quite done with both of those things.

Alright, gonna try going thrifting again for some clothes, wish me luck.

I just watched Philip Brown leave Tim Hortons with an actual ceramic coffee mug (no lid or anything) and get into a car with city of Charlottetown decals and drive away. What kind of sociopath is our mayor? 😂

Dear Wendy’s, Having your dining room open at 10 and your breakfast menu end at 10:30 seems like a huge oversight. Sincerely, disgruntled that I had to go to Tim Hortons instead. PS: Not everyone has a car to go to the drive through earlier than 10. (an assumption made by the counter attendant)

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@mark-carney.bsky.social You and your team need to start cross posting all your tweets here, man.

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Valentines day cards for 9/11 that reads like " a second plane has hit my heart" or "never forget you" or "jetfuel cant melt steal beams but you sure melt my heart"

Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked

Haha!

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

Just learned more than I’d like to have known about “ghost jobs” and I am glad I haven’t been needing to job hunt in today’s market. It’s a dishonest tactic that shouldn’t be allowed. Companies should be fined for posting fake jobs that don’t exist or advertising for positions that are already …

"Kiosk" comes from the Persian "kushk," meaning "palace." #etymology

trans person: i'd like some trans care please the entire medical field: explain why trans person: it would make me happier the entire medical field: here's how this could make you unhappy trans person: i'm already unhappy the entire goddamned medical field: we need you to be unhappy longer

My extremely not online wife made this for y'all

*uploading your consciousness to a computer* well there you go, you're immortal. also check this out, I can change your language settings. yeah, you're just a bunch of code approximating someone who already died, oops I changed all your memories, now I made you excel, death would have been better

Happy Star Trek Day! On Sept. 6, 1966, Star Trek debuted in Canada. Two days later on Sept. 8, the show aired in the rest of the world. Here is a look at the times Canada appeared in various capacities in the fictional history of the Star Trek universe. 🧵 1/12

I want UBI already so I can stop feeling like there's a financial noose tied around my neck that could tighten any second if the government decides they want to yoink on it.