he is what scum wants to be when it grows up.

I hate to be THAT PERSON but no gentile lady had messy beach waves in Regency England. And I’m obvs going to watch the fk out of this. #periodDramas #costumeDramas #JaneAusten

debating which dog breeds seem like they would be into zyn (the answer is german shepherds)

fam I just started crying in my cubicle over a series of cat illustrations

Me: [a pleasant anecdote about seeing a pair of doves in the back yard] Mom: [a horrible anecdote about hawks near her home and how they annihilate doves]

also worth noting: I also want more romantic leads who wear glasses and cardigans and DON’T have 12-pack abs. 👓 📚

Just finished this DEEEEELIGHTFUL contemporary romance. Looooved it. Retelling of You’ve Got Mail, enemies to friends to lovers, reverse grumpy sunshine, bookworm leads. Laugh-out-loud funny, touching, amusingly self-aware. I definitely need more bookstore romances now. #romancelandia #booksky

tfw when you’re listening to an audiobook on @libro.fm and a character in the book opens an audiobook… on @libro.fm #booksky

Some #PeriodDramas: “We’re going to cut a character out of this historical piece and rename another so audiences don’t confuse them because they have the same name.” Meanwhile, Gentleman Jack: “We have characters named Sutherland and one called Sunderland and we DGAF.”

when a website/app makes a Canadian choose their language as “English (United States)”

yeah Michael getting into magic kit debt really pushed the envelope

Yes. That sounds truly horrendous. Can you imagine just a debacle? #history (Excerpt from Quackery: A Brief History of the Worst Ways to Cure Everything that hit a little too close to home)

I made another short little video to lure poor innocent people to my websites. I love animating old medieval art, no AI involved btw. You can read the articles here fakehistoryhunter.net/2026/06/08/b... Or here; fakehistoryhunter.substack.com/p/the-black-...

Fun fact 🪉 all harp players are hot.

I have watched the WISHBONE documentary. Suddenly revisiting my previous idea of getting a Wishbone/Odysseus tattoo. Side note for Christopher Nolan specifically: notice how Wishbone isn’t wearing pants? THAT’S HOW THE GREEKS DID IT.

This sounds like Facebook groups which are legitimately the only good thing about Facebook so this could be cool.

Happy 555 Days Until #LOTR: The Hunt for Gollum to all who celebrate!

same font

there was a period of time in my childhood when I was very confused about why the generic corporation from Bugs Bunny was named after zits.

👓 small glasses are apparently coming back into style and I am *not* into it how am I supposed to hide my entire person behind TIIIIINY glasses?

gawwwwwwwd Nick Offerman ruuuuules

This portrait was done when powdered wigs were the norm. I loooove that this young man with his glorious locks was like "NO. I DON'T NEED YOUR BULLSHIT POWDERED WIG, SIR. LOOK AT THIS MANE. LOOK. AT. IT. WHY WOULD I COVER THESE PERFECT TRESSES?" #history

I always serve my guests Fudge Bars on the heirloom bone china plates.

hello friends

“People are just gonna like the things they like—that’s just the way the world is. But I do think it’s important to make them feel bad if the things they like are stupid.” - @nerd4cities.bsky.social

I think the lady in line in front of me is wearing a Bump-It.

P is for penises. There are 93 penises depicted on the Bayeux tapestry.

not me goading my Apple Super Fanboy co-worker into predicting how Steve Jobs would feel about AI if he were still alive.

Posted 10 years ago. Oh, I thought I owned too many books THEN? Oh. Oh how naive I was. #booksky

Dorothy to Scarecrow: “I think I’ll miss you most of all.” Lion and Tin Man: “the fuck”

JFC STOP PUTTING “MAXX” AT THE END OF EVERYTHING. It’s “core” all over again.

oh okay

Can someone explain the point of “continue to keep reading” buttons on blog posts and articles? Is it a deterrent against AI scrapers? If that’s the case, then fine, although I think they started showing up before The AI Era™ began.

can orcas capsize a LaNd YaChT

I just saw someone call a beachfront cottage a “land yacht” and now I’m gonna be mad all weekend.

Husband and I watched the first episode of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert during our honeymoon. So, I guess legally we have to break up now?

the word “learnings” makes me tremendously stabby

Me: F the monarchy. Also me: dammit, I love the Victoria Day holiday.

Project Hail Mary is incredible. I laughed and I sobbed. Two thumbs down (iykyk) for Space Ken.

gang, I have questions about the vehicle behind us

Overheard at my grandparents’ house: “Turn down the TV. I have to make a long distance call.”

My dog—who keeps trying to fight trucks when they drive by during walks—is terrified of a laptop charging cable laying across the rug.

hot tip: if you post a pic of a weird skin thing on the 30+ Skincare sub-Reddit and a bunch of people tell you it looks like a basal cell carcinoma, you should go get it checked out.

a travel Instagram account posted a video about my tiny home town: “nobody talks about this hidden gem” and you’re like “THERE’S A REASON FOR THAT.”

Lonely and unpleasant men should be friends with other lonely and unpleasant men. Problem solved.

tfw someone says “flushed out” when they mean “fleshed out”

yeah, so, wanna fight about it #costumedramas

My dude, I am SO sorry.