1. The hill at my elementary school ended in the parking lot so there was a good chance you'd slide into/under a bus 2.The game we played with the babysitter's 3 boys. They hose down the hill behind the house, it freezes, one of us goes down, inevitably crashes, yells AMBULANCE and s/o sleds down

Here’s how I’m going to remember my pal Colleen Jones. Oh did we laugh. A Canadian treasure. An immense loss.

"Eat shit, I'm a taxpayer!" A+ line, no notes

if the actors in Death By Lightning didn't have such distinctive voices I legit wouldn't be able to tell anyone apart

croissant mode

Lilly tripped over a mat in her rush to scam a second breakfast outta me 😄

take a cruise through this for some giggles, you won't regret it!

I don't want VistaVision or whatever the fuck, I want the snap crackle pop of a film reel

Forks

black matte cybertruck spotted by Canadian Tire 🤮

Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists. These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.

Americans need to CALM DOWN about thanksgiving, jesus christ

"If Rip Torn gave it to you it probably fires real bullets"

more people should bring kiddos to the PEISO. There was a very excited toddler this afternoon and it was the cutest

2-4-6-8 time to transsubstantiate!

GIF that pops up when I type my name

I would absolutely go to a party hosted by NoHo Hank. Maybe not for long and while wearing a bulletproof vest and hugging the walls but I'd still go

dreams last night included: Working at Jumbo Video, except we now had food service in the back and did movie delivery?!?!?! Vague recollection of someone telling me to get tested for Lyme and me arguing back that few docs on PEI would do it

why was i so worried about quicksand as a kid when riptides are a thing

I can't remember the last time i slept in this long hot damn

not exaggerating, the troll from Wrong Husband might give me nightmares

Barry is a phenomenal show holy shit

the finale of The Night Of just.......fizzles out wha I kept waiting for a Big Moment then the credits rolled oof

fascinated by the amount of tiktokers/reel people now going on tour? Whaddya talking about on stage Who is going to see them

too many z's on the timeline 😄

dreampt I was back at Tim Hortons and we had a *24 pack of donuts* on sale and our baker never showed up

CHICKEN ELIZABETH NUGGET

why are the ferries even trying to run anymore they cancel every run anyways?! Yikes

why did a fly just land on my nose

detonate a nuclear bomb cuz you're mad at your Dad, cool awesome love that

the Ancients absolutely WHALING on the Strigoi that attack them is objectively hilarious

*Malory Archer voice* Oh my gaaaawd there iiiiiis no BOMB

every now and again I randomly remember that time a million years ago when my roomies kitten sat on my freshly peanut-buttered english muffin then I had to chase him around to clean his butt off

dreams last night were basically a John Waters film, also I was in a math class and I was procrastinating doing the homework and a classmate told me as you solved the problems it gave you codes to colour in a pic of Yoshi

what a good weather day for an absolutely wretched mood

my SINCEREST apologies to everyone else at The Gallery who got to listen to my coughing fit, I *twirls hair* breathed wrong

huh

never not been knocked out by Nyquil before, last night was a top 5 Worst Sleep Ever

Lilly just did 4 laps of the house 😄

solid chance the neighbour saw me chug Nyquil when she put the dog out lol whoopsies

clotted cream: a decadent spread that needs to be renamed 🤪

me: *starts load of laundry* me 15 seconds later: WTF IS THAT NOISE

one for the win column: once I got to the hospital and all situated the doctor looked at my brand new scans and said I didn't need a biopsy *waves pompoms*

i need to buy a ladder

Dreams! 1. Me and a couple peeps are boated out to an island (actually a peninsula but the drive is hours) to go explore, there are cabins out there and stuff. I can't see their faces clearly so not sure who I'm with. We're having fun, another hippie dippie crowd shows up, presumably from a boat

maybe don't go outside in rainy, windy darkness after watching vampire shows AMANDA

ugh Eichorst is just *full body shudder*

get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things you like: cats espresso martinis Alan Rickman adventures (lil trails walks and such) thunderstorms cheesecake Orville Peck burgers and fries T. rexs air conditioning

A friend has a small island special effects business specializing in prosthetics that has hit upon hard times. Supply issues, tariffs, and so on. If you've seen me at Halloween, you've seen his work. He's amazing at what he does. He's fundraising a small sum. Help if you can? gofund.me/8ea191232

This Remembrance Day, let us pause to remember all who perished in war and honour them by recommitting to peace. Together, may we build a world where working people are never again treated as cannon fodder for power or profit.