I made Tjesus and i am not the bit ashamed

I hear thunder?!?!?!

*checks ME and NS outage maps* could be worse I guess?

My fellow Canucks - please fill out this survey! I think we're all aware of the problems with some of the million watt "aimed straight at your retinas" headlights we see out there. I find them absolutely blinding.

things I've been told at work so far "OH I've heard stories about you" "You WOULD be that person" "I missed your rants I'm so glad you're back" "I thought you broke it!" "You broke WHAT?!" *on my 3rd day* "have you fixed everything yet"

dreams! 1. I tried to dye my hair but accidentally (?) bleached it but only the top half somehow 2. I want to mix hot chocolate and coffee with....chocolate milk but don't know how to get a good ratio (at one point I realize i can just put hot choc powder IN the coffee) but also my microwave was

No more original cast reboots no more 20 years later sequels if I want to watch a beloved old show I can watch the original yes I KNOW that me sound like I’m a million years old I’m just so tired of reboots and rehashes and sequels I want new stuff

was sat next to two older women at their first time at the orchestra and by intermission they were talking about getting season passes 🤩

today someone thought my name was Lynn and I had housesat for her a few years ago

@johnnylostcause.bsky.social hold up - happy belated birthday, I have a vague memory of it being this past week?!?!

these jurassic park sequels are getting out of hand

Pi Day!!!

Smiling Friends shoulda been a show I stumbled upon after watching like, MXC or something on a random Wednesday

there are dogs out there with bigger wardrobes than mine

every time I open the filing cabinet Lilly climbs inside and sits for a few minutes, bless her heart

I just broke a vol pipette with my boobs *waves pompoms*

Dreams! 1. A grad cylinder filled to the brim with milk 2. I'm taking a Kari/Uber and the male driver is smiling and pleasant but I'm suspicious about it. I try to pay online (by holding our phones up to each other?) But it's not working so he says "here use the QR code" then lights a match and

I want the blocky print dress from Two Strangers Exchanging Saliva

went for a walk out in Cavendish, saw a hare! Just the beginning of brown fur showing up in his coat 🤩

dreampt I was back at Tims (again! Wtf brain) I was on coffee in the drive thru but with no headset One car ordered a medium 6X6 and I was like, gross! And laughed while I made it. Make more coffees, then I'm making an extra large earl grey tea but the "car" that ordered it was actually a wedding

GUYS

Happy International Women's Day! One time I got hauled into HR for ToO mUcH sWeArInG aT wOrK meanwhile one guy literally every second word out of his mouth was fuck and no one said shit

almost had a head on collision in front of Princess Auto because we were both avoiding potholes 🫠 We were both also going SO SLOW so probably would have barely done anything

the other day I thought I saw one of "the kids" I worked with at Tims then realized......if I'm 40........"the kids" are early to mid 30s and I perished on the spot

Lilly - *excited cuz she got fed breakfast an hour early* Everyone else - *Ben Affleck smoking dot gif*

I feel like I had a dream where it was the future and we were talking about how crazy it was we used to do the time changes lmao

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

why do I love diggin' around in a GC detector so much

zapped my soup too long if anyone wants some squash apple pear lava

the dream sequence from Mary Poppins last night was legit terrifying

me: huh weird I can't fall asleep the french vanilla I drank at 3PM like a moron: hellauuuuuur

if i ever catch you filming me with your meta glasses i will break them. go ahead call the cops lol i’d be proud to do the time for that crime

went to grab the green bin to drag back home there was a CLUMP OF HAIR ON THE HANDLE Is it mine?! No way to know I flapped it off with my mitten 😭

my fav part of changing the sheets in winter is finding all the socks I shimmied off in my sleep

this dream sponsored by probably accidentally watching the marine arm break video while Too High 😭 I'm at an awards show so random celebs just meandering about but then somehow I'm also important and have something people want (i guess? I dunno why else the next bit happens) a group starts

feels like -18 WHY

it's fucking GORGEOUS OUT THERE WHA

omg I dreampt that Kyle Kinane was running trivia at Hunters but he kept stopping to flirt with everyone and was carrying around a card advertising mixing orange soda with whiskey

*deep inhale* Listen, *lays face down on floor*

#PEI - help Island Nature Trust buy and forever preserve 219 acres of hardwood forest near Souris. Please join me in giving, if you can; our Island is small, these chances are rare and are incredibly important. They need to raise money by March 27th. islandnaturetrust.ca/protect-east...

"He's with the bees, Taylor"

I clearly have a doppelganger here, multiple people over decades have asked me a variety of: Tracey? Tracey Sobey? You from up west? Oh you work at DVA! The Sobey from work?

The world is awful and beautiful all at the same. Watched 2 Russan movies from the 1920's with live music

No words for how much of a simpering pathetic minion of empire Canada is. We’ll intimate respect for human rights one moment then spew craven lies to justify destruction of sovereign countries. No contradiction is too low to continue our position as head lamprey on a bloodthirsty shark.

yesterday the director of my department ran into me in the hall and unprompted said "so I've seen a pic of you in a t rex costume"

dreams!! 1. I'm in a Turkish coffee bar, tables full of customers, laughing, talking, enjoying themselves. I get up and move so 2 men and their waiter can get past to go outside to the patio. The men both compliment my outfit while passing. 2. I'm an exchange student with possibly a Chinese family

Prodigal Daughter is 🔥🔥

opened some windows again and Lilly got herself all riled up about it 🤪

oh man I forgot I bought a giant bag of tater tots last week, hot diggity

Ann Lee, a woman who: was forced into marriage, presumably repeatedly raped by said husband, lost 4 babies in infancy went on to form a religion based on celibacy? HUH, WEIRD