*looks out window at rain* I left a window open for the cat lol uh oh

read "potable water" too fast and thought "why do i need potato water"

Tell me 5 random things that you love (not people/pets) 1. The ocean (both rough & stormy or eerily calm) 2. Smell of freshly cut lumber 3. Crawling into a warm bed when you're chilled 4. Breakfast platters 5. When you find a pen that writes SO GOOD

Dream! I'm going to go for a walk to the dam that's down the road from my parent's house. Once I get to the start of the road the dam is down, the woods get ✨️weird✨️ and ominous, the trees are crazy tall and everything seems a little off. I see a GIANT shaggy black dog with a pointy snout -

warning: this video has gone triple platinum in my house. play with caution

the Barry episode where he and Fuches get their asses handed to them by the Taekawndo guy and his daughter is my fav episode of anything, ever

A little about me: I enjoy annoying my cat, maybe a little too much.

Larry, I'm on Duck Tales

a rookie move 'round these parts is starting a convo will the well-known chatter at EOD Don't make eye contact! Grab your shit and leave! Don't look back!

made an off-hand comment about avocados and their slutty fishnets and THE ENTIRE OFFICE AREA BURST INTO LAUGHTER

Happy Castle! youtu.be/py_dANYDp3Y?...

Emu Prime: Delivering packages and chaos. We also pecked your welcome mat and ate the eggs your chickens laid this morning. You're welcome.

URGENT Taco Boyz has churro bites and they are delicious

Emma, he headbutted a priest

more like Stephen McHottie amirite *crickets*

not necessarily "widely enjoyed" but most sauces 🙃 mayo/mustard being the default sandwich spreads is very annoying

sometimes my right incisor feels pointer than normal and I can't/won't elaborate on that

todays lawn mowing adventure: far FAR too late into it I noticed my neighbour (who WFH) had the office window open so he got my running commentary on: 1. Swearing at the grass 2. Rescuing a bee 3. Apologizing to bees and mushrooms for ruining their day

dreampt I was in some sort of post apocalyptic world, i'm not sure where I lived but every day I travelled from somewhere to a drop point for stuff (i had some guard dogs there too, to protect my stuff?) then went to an abandoned school where some people "worked" It was almost like some of us

when I got home a crew of teens were walking a pomeranian and a cat and the cat was actually.....walking! I love it

snippet of dream I remember: I'm at a bar but it has very cozy kitchen vibes - some dude who is vaguely familiar tells me "hey remember last time when you lost that bet" and holds up a bottle of.....maybe soy sauce? Some sauce. I'm supposed to do a shot of it for reasons brain didn't give me

my hands think it's still winter (alarmingly dry, WHY)

8 AM and I've already told a set of keys to fuck off 😄 #thriving

there's a non-zero chance Imma get hauled into HR for calling someone a clanker

A reminder that saying/complaining that Canada Post is "losing money" is like saying that your hospital isn't generating enough revenue. It's a public service, not a publicly traded company.

dreams! (Sponsored by Ben&Jerrys lol) 1. Trump AND Platner are at work and a bunch of us are just like.....what do you want we're busy? And none of us can vote for either of you? And mostly ignoring them while they got increasingly agitated 2. I'm in the shower and decide to wash a storage bin

like, 85% of the time, after all the ads and trailers, I forget what movie I'm there to watch

what were junebugs called before the concept of June "sticky idiots" is my guess

there are junebugs stuck under my deck lmao morons

someone mentioned Roost on here recently and I joined today after a coworker showed me her birds lmao

why we goin' 50 on the bypass bud

It's getting wimdy 😭

Please join me in writing in to City Council to oppose Brown's proposed plan to bring an AI datacenter to Charlottetown. Their emails are here: www.charlottetown.ca/mayor___coun...

really weird dreams where first I was helping a former co worker at home and he asked me to do dishes then loaded the dishwasher to show me how it's done then he gave me a breakfast burrito then the fuse on the stove blew THEN I was at some semi-swank event with executives and a few of us

saw a hummingbird at my feeder while on the phone with Nanny and screamed in her ear about it 😬🤷‍♀️

that first shower after a haircut where you forget to adjust shampoo amount SO MANY SHAMPOOS AND NO HAIRS

Enough with plastic surgeries that make me pillowy and soft, where are the injectables that turn my skin into an impenetrable layer of plate armor?

Threads: that sure was one way to end a movie

#charlottetown #pei check this out!

omg I noticed Lilly tracking something so went over, she was watching a hornet walk around so I grabbed the fly swatter and Lilly just.......sunk down, ears flat, very still. 😭 I've had her almost 6 years and never had her cower like that and now I feel TERRIBLE (she got treats after and perked up)

the donair cream cheese at C&B is delightfully dangerous holy shit

I'm so excited to go to bed lmao

got cornered by the energy vampire in the lunchroom #blessed

dreampt I had amnesia and was sitting on a couch - 1 woman sitting, facing me and another in a chair facing both of us. Apparently the couch lady was my partner and we were trying to figure out how much I recalled of her/us. Then I'm in a house filled with vague people but there are several

i get to stay late (prolly only ~15 minutes) but it was entirely preventable and due to someone with piss poor time management starting a time sensitive test *Jims the camera*

Eloise thinks road nails are Pokèmon (gotta collect them all! She loves a tire puncture 🫠)

rolling checkerboard hills, deep red soil and fresh bright green grass with a perfect blue sky? Never gets old

listen. sometimes you go to an art battle with no intent to buy anything then you see something incredible

Every year for Pride, I repost Hue. I made him to send love and comfort to those who feel Pride isn’t for them because they aren’t out. You matter, you are valid, and it’s ok if you aren’t ready yet. Coming out is not a requirement for being part of this community. Happy Pride 🌈

I need a BACKROOMS sequel set entirely in the New Brunswick cube.