the WORST is being a grown adult and having your parents telling you to watch out for a thing, pish-poshing them then the thing happens (my pipes froze and no I'm not telling them cuz I can't validate them 🤪)

cat sitting again for the lil fella that hates me, I'm so excited (legit!)

dream last night was ridiculous - I was giving Lilly her wet food and the first pack I opened had visible onion slices in it, I'm like WHOA she can't have those wtf. I look at the pack, it says "cat food" but also in smaller print "special formulation for dogs" (aren't onions also bad for dogs?!?!)

if someone's pipes freeze or some such calamity happens because of the rolling blackouts - whose life do we get to RUIN

the chokehold Gold Canyon candles had on me back in the day man

fuck ai, spend trillions of dollars on making eye glasses that never need to be cleaned

McDonalds took danishes off their menu when covid hit and I very badly want one

1. Super mature, love it 2. Can we put this energy into hating the Irvings or something jesus

dreams last night featured a broken rotovap and a 20ft tall sasquatch but it was in the style of a crocheted toy, I managed to touch it's leg and it was very soft

pretty sure a few peeps in the neighbourhood put their Christmas lights back on after all the snow? I'm into it

Veridian Dynamics vibes

we're having a staff party Saturday night it would be truly hilarious if a rolling blackout happened on that grid at that time

*I spy someone walking across the lab with what looks like a compressed air bottle* Whadya doing?!??! WHIPPETS?!?!?! CAN I COME?!??!

dreams sponsored by Taco Boys 😄 1. There was way more to this but I lost it as soon as I woke up - I'm outside on a street corner with the characters from Schitt's Creek. Stevie picks up a Coke can off the sidewalk, takes a sip and says "mmmmm it's better than Pepsi!" Elon is a few feet away and

older lady on FB earnestly posting the FIGR greenhouse lights in the sky as northern lights, oh honey The problem is the northern lights WERE visible!

dreams! 1. Vampires exist but we seem to be in a tentative truce? I'm in an abandoned building couple floors up with a crew and we're tracking vamps in the building across the street - I don't think we're HUNTING just tracking? Then I'm in an arena with a stage and a huge buffer zone - I think

stood up to go for lunch and promptly spilled my water bottle all over the chair/floor

the snow is so pretty, I just wish I was watching it from the window with a mug of hot chocolate and not at work 🫠

got some snow, wha

Intrusive thoughts about Canadian fictional characters : at one point Wolverine and Anne of green gables were alive at the same time

Ruin a movie or TV series title by adding "if you know what I mean" Death At A Funeral, if you know what I mean

the way they all just back up like the cowards they are cuz one guy is yelling

laying in bed listening to the cat zoomy around is a top tier moment

on a lark I did go see Portraits, the documentary about Brian Burke. what a privilege to be in an auditorium filled with his friends

the roads tonight are better than yesterday but still Greasy - did some creative maneuvres in a roundabout I shan't be going anywhere tomorrow 🫠

karma is trying to steal ketchup packets but they're all weirdly sticky so I just dropped'em all and now got a sticky palm

just got scolded by the cat for not having the heating pad down on the chair she wanted to nap in

confusing, vague flashes of dreams all seemed to be food based last night lol A cupboard full of tostitos but no cheese, a giant carboy of violently blue juice, searching for the right can of *something* in a narrow pantry

almost white out conditions with the wind picking up, good luck everyone!

the roads are SLIPPERY, I have winters on and on turns you wouldn't know it

if you ever hear me say "I did a cleanse!" that's code for "I had food poisoning!"

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

best egg salad sammy was from a Quebec gas station

cork ring! In the sink! the lab version of "why are you wet?!?!?"

dreampt I came out of a building to find my car surrounded and being inspected by ICE-y looking characters then they surrounded me I live in Canada! Brain!

got your internal bleeding right here champ *reveals leg covered in random bruises*

Netflix bring back The Jamz challenge it's 4 episodes barely a dent in the server

literally don't even know how and never will

this morning's nonsense word: ladder

just found the car tags I lost in March 2024 lmao

This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end! It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍

helluva sunrise out there

dreampt someone told me I had to get Lilly to stop smoking and my response was "she's a cat she does what she wants"

fuck ice. fuck cops. fuck colonialism and capitalism. fuck the transphobes and the bigots and the people who use their religion as a weapon and a boot on our necks. fuck everyone who tells us that is impossible to build a world where we are all free and fed and housed and loved.

I graduated high school in 2003.

the wind needs to dial it back, Lilly is wigging out

RIP all the lil wheels of brie I'll be eating

BREAKING: someone microwaved fish right after someone burnt popcorn

gotta make birdies nests more, they are fuckin delicious

Dreams! 1. I'm in a hotel? Getting cards ready for 2 people - more like thank you cards than holiday ones. I write notes and then sign them, then open up a box of gift cards, sold as a mixed pack. I pick out an amazon one for one card (but the logo is way different) and the other person gets a