We are not a volleyball family but the teen is somehow on his school varsity team. Can anyone explain why the warmups before a game are so convoluted?

2026 me meeting 2006 me: 26: ok so get this, Donald Trump is the President of the US 06: that's wild 26: for a SECOND TERM 06: wow ok, what the hell 26: and the pope is from CHICAGO! 06: ok what the hell is happening 26: and Trump and the Pope are like, fighting? 06: well, ok this I believe

Wow that John Reid interview is... something. Kudos to the CBC for the professionalism.

Pardon my blatant consumerism but I really miss Trader Joe's

😞

In beef stew updates, I had brought some to work for lunch but didn't get around to eating it and someone STOLE IT??

Watching soccer tryouts this week has reminded me again of the various shapes and sizes that 14 year old boys come in. Buddy with a full mustache who looks like he has a wife and kids back home standing next to a kid who isn't strong enough to open a plastic tote to get himself a pinnie. Outstanding

Can we get the distinguished professor in turfgrass science to have a look at the FHS pitches

Definitely reaching my favourite stage of living in an all-male household: casual and relentless bullying. Everyone has seemingly ganged up against me on the most mundane of issues. Last night they all grabbed DQ while I made beef stew and they just called me 'beef stew' all night.

You look like you enjoy improv (derogatory)

Struggling with the work/WW3 balance.

Oh no, l'Acadie Nouvelle is running a news story about Harvest's April Fools joke 🫠

Yes, yes, let me just fill out this spreadsheet while a tyrant threatens genocide via social media

The first FIFA Peace Prize winner to threaten the complete extinction of 90 million people.

April Bouquet Alexandrya Eaton 2023

Fuck this. I just paid $75 to fill my VW Golf.

Harry Styles-fueled academia

Online April 1 jokes are so passé. Just give it up, guys. Everyday is a joke on the Information Superhighway and it's a nightmare.

Started writing my term paper six whole days before it's due 🏆

YMCA already delaying their opening tomorrow morning. Will we get an elusive April 1 snow (freezing rain) day?

Ts and Ps for all the Italians in Toronto who now have World Cup tickets for a Canada-Bosnia match

What a great show

Le jour où ma fille a dit shoes Comment transmettre sa francophonie dans un milieu anglophone? ici.radio-canada.ca/info/long-fo...

Happy end of winter soccer season to all who celebrate. See you in *checks notes* 11 days for the start of summer soccer season.

Did not realize Marcy Playground were an ongoing concern

Obligatory Harvest post: Might consider: Young the Giant, The Beaches Will attend: Sloan, Absolute Losers

Two weeks left in the semester; entering "cutting corners" mode.

I really need to get off Facebook. Just got fed some BS running inspo poster that talked about how waking up early to go for a run on a weekend morning is better than waking up hungover, and it's like, no shit, Sheila - do you think anyone actively *seeks* a hangover? Unplug the internet

Bringing my old bird site traditions on Bluesky. youtu.be/KalQfUBA1VM?...

Please ignore my open weeping while walking my dog in the neighbourhood - I'm listening to a sad audiobook

Colleague: Please send us your presentation materials by March 18. Thank you. My brain: Start working on your presentation materials at 14:45 on March 18 and not a second before.

So, Halifax Music Fest is just another country music festival now?

I don't know what a Shaboozey is and I refuse to learn

Already sickened by the number of times I am going to text "I'm coming to the cottage" to my husband every time I'm on my way to the cottage this summer

When taking in the full scope of the history of humanity, it's a genuine miracle that we exist in the same moment in time as Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Grilled cheese with homemade sourdough and shredded garlic and herb Bellavitano 👌

I like to listen to instrumental music to drown out life while I do school work. Where has Angine de Poitrine been since I started this goddamn degree 😍

At a bar with young people and they're drinking Dave Matthewses. There is hope for the younger generation.

Never not funny

Using my tax return, in which I got a tuition tax credit, to pay for my spring tuition. Is this MLM?

How's that Peace Prize going, FIFA?

Remember how we all used to post about our Roll up the Rim losing streaks on the bird site? Anyway this year I have won about 4-5 donuts, 3 coffees, a six-month SiriusXM subscription and a $50 Endy gift card.

There should be an option when reporting a simulated phishing attempt at work that says "I can clearly recognize that this is a simulated phishing attempt". This is getting embarrassing.

Me in Greek Civ:

Will there be school tomorrow in Fredericton? (as I hear the ice pellets relentlessly hit my windows)

Colleague from Haiti watching me cut up a bruised-ass avocado from Giant Tiger in the work kitchen:

Back to 10 pm classes

I still maintain that Tim Houston looks like

PSA: You can be a Ph.D. candidate but not a Master's candidate. You're just a Master's student.

My kids don't even swim and I'm so annoyed that this city hasn't built a new pool yet. Let's get our asses in gear, here.