Not to belabor the point, but the huge L here is predictable and self-inflicted: There's TONS of sincerely MAGA music acts who'd have gladly played this (country stars, YouTube weirdos) but Trump etc don't really LIKE or WANT "their people" - they want "real stars" (or names they know) 😅🤦‍♂️ 1/3

The cat I adopted beat up my original cat after 2 weeks of them getting along fine. Now I have to make some hard decisions

Neurotypicality is stored in the foreskin

for whatever reason im not so sure

Now that the pope has specifically come out against AI, you can absolutely refuse to use it due to religious reasons. (Your work doesn’t have to know your religion)

The United States still believes we're the same military power we were in WWII, when we were fighting an opponent with similar priorities: land, wealth, standing armies, etc. But we've lost every single asymmetrical conflict since Vietnam. Even the Korean War didn't turn out so great.

I’ve been paying a professional to put color in my hair for the last 8 years, and decided to save some money and do my bleach myself this time around which I have done before. I’m already annoyed. I forgot that my hair takes literal hours to bleach. It’s not even that dark it’s just bleach resistant

"Made it with AI" Invisibly appearing over my head:

Another page of sketches while I'm on a roll! A few studies so I can decide the looks of the knight story I'm thinking about.

Fans demanding that independent productions bow to their whims because they spend money on merch and such just gives more ammo for the AI bros in Hollywood that people want AI to make personalized stories just for them. Just putting it out there.

There are approximately 2.8 million trans people in the US. That means FOURTEEN PERCENT of American trans people have moved across state lines in the past 18 months.

I don’t usually post pictures of my human flesh but my cat is so goddamn hilarious. This has been her new habit when I’m working from home.

I'm launching a new project and I want to draw you. I'm doing portraits, short animated version option, and a 13x18cm print option cristianpintos.com/rostros 👈 Launch day Promo: BSKY15

Been re-listening to Alice Isn’t Dead before getting in to Don’t Tell Alice, and I’m always struck by how soothing and dreamy Jasika’s voice is. It’s a balm for my ears, she could read me the dictionary and it would be delightful.

whomst amongst us

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

I tried listening to an audiobook of the motivation manifesto thinking it would be similar to the Checklist Manifesto and I’ve never dumped a book so fast. I didn’t even finish the first chapter, the moralizing about how others are lazy and stupid and not using their ‘divine’ right disgusts me

I’ll upgrade my @maximumfun.org a second time if we put the CEO back in the elevator and I’ll change my legacy subscription on @dropout.tv to the current more expensive one if they put @ifycomedy.com in an elevator too.

4 seasons of the best ever improv on film, and it all started with these 3 boys, who still find the time to do this with me despite their soaring careers (cue bird sound 🦅) thank you jesh zec & bronnon. see you in S5. ✨

TOMORROW is the last day of MaxFunDrive! You should support because it is better to have a community of real people saying 'this thing is important to me, i will pay for it,' than a billionaire deciding what media you get. You should support NOW bc you also get cool MFD stuff. maximumfun.org/join

I rearranged my closet bc I noticed my dirty clothes were building up in the corner. I moved my dresser drawers to the corner, and my clothes to the left side. Now that my hamper is more accessible I should be able to stop piling laundry and adapt to my adhd

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

My trash tv is YouTubers reading Reddit drama, and whenever I listen to a story about a step parent who’s out of control I think about dad. Dad married my mom when I just turned 3, I remember one of their first dates which was taking me and my brother to the zoo. I remember a dolphin baby cart (1/2)

I’ve come to the sobering conclusion that this horror podcast writer doesn’t know anything about the scientific method, cultural science or AI. I can suspend a lot of disbelief but not when the so called scientists are getting on my nerves

Greater Blue-Eared Starling Bird Nature's living gem: sparkling sapphire feathers and bright eyes

I have read six (6) whole books this year. Which is better than I’ve done in a whole decade. I attribute this primarily to @breagrant.bsky.social and @malloryomeara.bsky.social and Reading Glasses. Anyway maxfun continues to be the only subscription I will never ever consider dropping.

the onion should buy mr beast next

Dudes who actually buy into manosphere bullshit love to go on about biological/gender essentialism and The Natural Order, but when you tell 'em "So where's the problem, most males in the animal kingdom never get a chance to procreate, I guess your genes must be inferior" suddenly there's an issue :V

Is it weird to put Fritos in a tuna casserole? I’m doing it anyway.

I love my cat so much, but she has loooong tail. I always have to scoop her tail out of the way to avoid pinching it in doors, cabinets, move it out of my way so I don’t sit on it. I almost closed the bathroom door on her tail once and it was traumatizing for both of us

It’s probably not normal to have an anxiety attack before work every day, is it? Sadly I’ve got bills to pay and propranolol

These are the worst grief cards ever 🤡

THE POCALYPSE NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

Day Counter xkcd.com/3228/

Art Thief Leaves Behind Tacky Jeff Koons Piece

The only way to begin is by beginning. And season 8 is beginning soon... 🃏♠️♦️♣️♥️

Anyway behold a kitty #cat

The only time I want to draw when I’m out and about is when I don’t have my iPad with me

💯🎯👇

Why the fuck would anyone want this? Nobody asked for this. The fuck.

ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ 🐚 ⋆˚꩜｡ @studioheartbreak.com

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov

Adrian 💚👎 #ProjectHailMary

You deserve love. You deserve safety. And you sure as shit deserve a whole lot more than you are being given or even allowed. You are seen. You are loved. You belong. Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all of our brothers, sisters, and siblings out there. May every day get better from here. ❤️🏳️‍⚧️