Hi yes I need the wicked for good soundtrack injected into my veins k thanks

Leg day was brutal this morning 😩

spit is lube

Whoops, sent a passive aggressive email this morning. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Thanks @eldbis.bsky.social for helping making the sticker 🤣

if I come back from “running errands” with dirty knees, mind your business

Another hunt complete! I really wanted to have a shiny Mega Raichu for the DLC! Meet my boy, Cheddar 🧀⚡️

My coworker offered to get in his jacket to keep me warm… I’m just going to assume everyone is bi at this point.

Apologies for the delay, I was handling a leak 💦

I’m sorry I sent you 14 Instagram reels in a row. The algorithm perfectly aligned with my current mood and also I love you

before coffee: tired after coffee: nervous and tired

Oh mother

Successfully got one of my work assignments reassigned to someone else in the office 🤭

Working from home like

We need a refresh button for wonder picks in Pokémon TCGP

Pretending I forgot about this AM meeting bc I walked into work late and was too embarrassed to walk into the conference room 10 minutes after the meeting started. 🙂

To the 70-something year old man at my gym who changes into a jockstrap before starting his workout: Girl, you better work! I hope you’re taking home some gym trade.

i hate going in the office in this horrible gloomy ass weather

Yes 😅

The hunt is finally over!! 😁

good morning to HER

This might be one of my favorite full arts 😌

Tomorrow is not promised please let me hit 🙏

Prance my queen!

Good morning

I just found out that half my office is taking an online training course for a software I’ve been asking to use for the past 2 years. 🤡

Trainer had me workout til failure and my arms gave out in front of him 😵‍💫

Today is a bare minimum kind of day

Jessica Lange & Ariana Grande on the same screen!!!!!!

I’m realizing that having lunch with my work friends is really good for my mental health 🙂

we are finally free from Deluxe Pack: ex

i just love getting 4 hours of sleep 😵‍💫

Ken’s Orgy

SCOOBY-DOO ON ZOMBIE ISLAND (1998)

The 8-5 is really taking away from my journey of becoming a Pokemon Master. 🙂‍↔️

baby… what was that?!!

Not a single soul will ever convince me to listen to Lily Allen’s racist ass new album lmao

Two fairies looking for a twerp 😉✨ @wunce.bsky.social

Three part story 😋

Still unable to workout but I’ve been on a run or two!

I think I know who robbed the Louvre

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

Nurse Joy in Pokémon Legends Z-A

"Legends ZA is trash, how can you possibly like-"

I have done nothing but think about Pokemon all damn day

Monday again

Bless this man for finding my balls

“keep forgetting about this app” shut the fuck UPPPPPPP

she’s so lucky, she’s a star ⭐️

Nature hunting in Legends Z-A is impossible with this stupid autosave feature. 😭