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What that tongue do 😜

Need a 💇🏽‍♂️ real bad

haha hehe haha hoe

Not to be a corny grindr screenshot poster but this was unprovoked and the man is clearly a catfish and gmfu and I had time today so it’s okay

Decided to have a piece of apple pie and usually I’ll put a scoop of vanilla ice cream w it but all I have is vanilla yogurt so I added a scoop of that instead thinking I was being cutesy and healthy but the sweetness from the pie made the yogurt taste like sour cream in comparison 😭💔

She’s allowed to colonize just a little bit as a treat

haha hehe haha hoe

Need a 💇🏽‍♂️ real bad

Using the cables at the gym and this guy next to me is doing weighted pull ups and the rope is outlining his peepee directly in my line of sight

According to this defensive driving course (I’m taking for my dad bc it doesn’t come in Spanish) one glass of whatever alcohol is enough to fuck up your BAC and apparently my mixing liquor ass drinks like a sailor

What that tongue do 😜

7 episodes into DRUK and I still can’t tell half of them apart

Tipsy and no one texting me back

Y’all liking but not following

Wore this to a pregame and ran into a guy dressed like a team rocket grunt and when I told him I’m a pkmn trainer and showed him my Litten he gave me the fakest oh nice lmfaoooooo 😭

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Swalloween is over now 😔

Swalloween is over now 😔

Guy at the club last night started talking to me bc we were the only ones “in costume” and when we traded igs he immediately checked our mutuals and started trauma dumping about his ex I also just happen to be mutuals with but never spoken to before

It’s just me and my Litten against the world 🌚🔥

It’s just me and my Litten against the world 🌚🔥

Thighs on fire 😩

Match my frequency 💪🏽

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Just a couple purple baddies 💜

DRUK spoilers everywhere but do I even care about this season anymore

If any nyc oomfies see me this weekend lmk we’re oomfs so we can kiss 👉🏽👈🏽

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No shade but keep it one hundred on the land the sea the sky

Showing face on sniffies is crazy like y’all not scared of the weirdos from grindr that hit you up everyday knowing where you live 👀

Fuck my hole violet Elizabeth Taylo- [GUNSHOT]

Match my frequency 💪🏽

Marina’s right, i AM way too hot for the losers that live near me 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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Thighs on fire 😩

Clingy guy that smokes me out won’t stop hitting me up everytime I go online even tho I told them I’m recovering from an injury or busy so lemme just go offline before I say something rude and close that door forever lmao 😒

Not a single soul will ever convince me to listen to Lily Allen’s racist ass new album lmao

Finished an online defensive driving course for my dad bc it didn’t come in Spanish to get points off his license and I hate that I actually learned stuff bc now when I’m driving I’m like diva slow down that’s 6 points if you get caught 😒

That double sashay should’ve been saved for this week #DragRaceES

My little throat goat 💛

Caught a shiny carbink literally one second before the game changed from night to morning 😰😭

If you think no one’s watching you at the gym just know I saw a woman in real time realize she went to the exact duplicate of the machine she just finished using 🫥

Snapped my spine back into place after hurting it two days ago during squats bc a bitch gotta lock in for Halloween 😤

Yes I’m a hater and idgaf but if I see a gay that gmfu on grindr I’ll report them for impersonation to get that account locked tf up

Clingy guy that smokes me out was blowing my shit up all week so when I told him I’m recovering from a cold/dehydration and nearly threw my back out at the gym all he cared about was my hole