I contaged my wife with The Piss

Marriage is difficult, I guess.

I would like for my wife to join me in bed

look at them. murderers itching to murder again but these people chose to stay, to film, to witness, to risk being next, to risk having their families targeted, their names dragged through the mud before their bodies are even cold. i wish they did not have to be brave but i'm grateful that they are.

Trump is so evil I miss Biden

I mean, here we have a feel-good story of ordinary defiance. Pushing back against hate. But you, the reader, may know (as I did not) who Mark Harris is and that his husband is in fact legendary American dramatist Tony Kushner. This would be like if Saul Bellow or Joan Didion told you to get fucked.

HELL YEAH!! Look at what we did TOGETHER! Comic-con has quietly changed their language and will NOT allow GenAi imagery in their art show! And this happened because you all wrote letters, and shared your concerns! Speaking up works EVERY time! So congrats friends! We did this together!!! 🙌🙌💖💖💖

I love that the dude who wrote goddamn Angels in America is in no way above simply yelling "Fuck YOU" at an asshole.

Sometimes you make pad Thai for dinner and your wife looks you in the eyes and very seriously says "I think I'll keep you around."

I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK

With a whopping ten dollars left in my checking account, I think I am finally ready for Christmas

Shakespeare: good morning Anne my wife Anne Hathaway: hello Shakespeare

Interesting trivia: you can legally strike anyone who disparages this movie in your presence three (3) times in their face or one (1) time in their abdomen

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

i miss Trevor Moore so bad youtu.be/_YNgRRyRxK0?...

Gavin Newsom is a Republican and supporting him for president means you are, too

Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling” Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”

I didn't realize I believe this until I read it and was like "Oh yeah, of course that's true."

Just had a nice heart to heart with my beautiful beloved bride. Things have been hectic for us over the last month or two, and it was good to reaffirm that we're solid. I love her so much. Fuck work.

this also drives me insane, this idea that it is the most normal thing in the world for a young (white) man to have a nazi curious phase. it isn’t!

Grew up in Texas in an evangelical Christian family in a small town and even then the only guys at the time having a “Nazi curious phase” were v clearly skinheads lol

A well regarded writer died recently and I wanted to learn more about them so I googled them and got a YouTube video that was AI slop. An AI program had grabbed a bunch of random images online, mashed them together, and generated a nonsense write-up of him that was read in an AI voice. Dark shit.

@willowcatelyn.bsky.social happy birthday!

@leftatlondon.com was listening to TIAPFYH again, and The Ballad of Marion Zioncheck again reduced me to tears, my wife and cat were concerned. You are Great, capital G

Help, I'm being chided on Bluesky for thinking something that's pretty dumb when I examine it.

as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.

When Frank Sinatra released "New York, New York" Devo had already released two albums

if you live in new york and don’t see my play on november 1st 8th and 9th I will pay a witch to put a hex on you (that’s not like violent or anything just really annoying like a hangnail that doesn’t go away)

Like, what happens when not if he posts a video of himself where 15 seconds in he admits to fucking kids with Epstein, or announces that Goku is going to become ambassador to the UN, or simply starts reading the lyrics to the Thong Song

Interesting information environment these miserable nazi dipshits created for themselves. Like, literally any video of himself trump sees could be spliced with an AI slop interlude of him saying absolutely wild shit and there's a good chance he'll repost it without even noticing.

An insightful read showing how some parents become radicalised into ‘gender critical’ transphobia when their child comes out as trans. Here, one of the most unhinged leaders of the ‘Mom’s for Liberty’ movement is interviewed, along with their amazingly well-adjusted non-binary child…

You want slaves

Mainstream media today

I am balding, and need a haircut. I can reconcile this, I just need to write better songs.

What we did was fund the police even more - like record levels more! - and then blame everything that goes wrong on defunding the police. At least we can confirm that funding the police doesn’t work.

I'm the head internist at Walter Reed. Patient came in today with routine chest pain and low blood pressure. There was only one treatment: every staff physician took turns socking him in the gut as I held back his arms. I can't break confidentiality but I can say this was a sitting US head of state.

My wife is too hot, what do I do about this?

I did this the other day for each and every one of the 15 or so titles of mine it stole. Let's do this!

The idea that criticism doesn’t serve the public interest is rooted in the belief that it’s in the public interest to stop questioning what we’re told by people with money and power, people who would prefer we rubber stamp their brain rot and deny oxygen to any art that challenges their status quo.

Film criticism is an environment where straight, white, cisgender, and male voices have dominated for over a century. Now we FINALLY have an influx of diverse voices who offer more context, expertise and analysis! And now, of course, people say critics are worthless now. What a fucking coincidence.

As of late last month, the investigation—led by US senator Jon Ossoff, a Democrat of Georgia—had unearthed 41 cases of physical and sexual abuse; 14 involving pregnant detainees and 18 involving children.