Get under my paws and maybe I'll let you get under something else... 💦

I didn’t know Microslop was a thing until I saw headlines about Microsoft trying to ban Microslop on its Discord. Now I shall say Microslop a lot. That’s how it works. It’s good when Microsoft, a company that likes genocide and environmental destruction, doesn’t like things.

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

GIVE IT TO ME OH GOD PLEASE SEND IT IN 🥵🥵

Fuzzy.

Tapping the sign

eeeyup

[previous patreon work release] balls big balls

today marks one year in chastity ❤️

gary is bad at it

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

what's on your mind? (2025)

This year I'd like to get trapped between and chewed on by two bigger, muscley-er pups. And maybe they fuck me too. Wanna feel like a fuckin runt.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Since i've got Bondi on the brain, reminder that there's a super good sticker pack for him drawn by @lorenull.bsky.social !! t.me/addstickers/Bondi_stickers

🎄Coming down your chimney TOMORROW!!! Yule want this log in your cake! 🤤 Roll up towels of your choice to create a scrumptious grinder filling! AND use the hole in combination with your favorite Dilgo toy, for a Holiday treat that will keep you up all night! 💝

This is what it looks like when people actually give a damn. It is absolutely possible to say no to the Potter Money, and judging all those audiobook and TV celebrities who don't is extremely justified.

day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"

Red alert, boys. WSJ says it’s time to start dressing like Steve Zissou.

it’s fun watching people see what trans folks have been warning of for years. the media has no capacity to inform about the politicization of health care

If Uncle Buck made me the giant pancake. I'd eat all of that mother fucker

Oh good then you don't mind the tag since it's hardly worth mentioning anyway

For one moment, all was right with the world.

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

maybe i am going insane

I'm back to stretching holes, just my septum piercing this time 🐶

Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it). "If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".

Cough, long time no see!... Recently watched "Frankenstein" movie by Del Toro, it was such a gorgeous movie that I couldn't pass on trying to make some pours inspired by him. Franky would deserve a full overhaul to convey how beautiful the makeup is tho💚💙🩷🩶 soft 00 30

a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.

🌐 #art

Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved

dystopian ass weather report

THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS

From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Inspired by my love for Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein and my amusement at the mainstream acknowledgement of creature love as a novel concept 🤭 Free hand-painted stitch upgrade on all made-to-order Frankies until the end of the year. See below for details 👇

My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash