Irving Pizza

due to popular demand... gug machine #gamedev

"...Lies of P which, despite being made by a different company in a different country, is the only Soulslike good and specific enough to be a proper FromSoftware game." Chris is right and he SHOULD say it.

this guy wants as many americans as possible to die of preventable diseases. he views that as preferable to vaccines or long term medication. makes us “stronger”

A lot of people thought that "video evidence" would show the world what cops are like. Well, we are awash in video. We know what cops are like. And.

I spent an unhealthy amount of time ranking my favorite farming locations in modern FromSoftware games for @aftermath.site Please enjoy. aftermath.site/dark-souls-e...

“His lawyers argue that there was a direct line leading from a Heritage Foundation plan to dismantle pro-Palestinian activism to the targeting of activists, like Mr. Khalil, by Canary Mission and Betar, which led to their arrests and detention by the Trump administration.” It’s true.

There are no jobs for teens, they’re not allowed to hang out anywhere in public, time to criminalize being bored

Sick of Unreal Engine in everything. Let a couple of people dick around with RE Engine. Let people muck around with ID Tech 8. I wanna see what people make outta the beautiful, stapled together Havok shit FromSoft uses.

Thank you, Johnny Gilbert

Death before dishonor, 2023. Always lazy so thank you phone for a reminding me

Ridiculously, stupidly proud of this one when it popped into my head and I've been looking for any excuse to get it out

The third act of A Christmas Carol, one of the most famous examples of "don't die a dickhead, " was the ghost showing Scrooge how happy everyone was that he died and it was a big motivator for him to stop being a piece of shit and still we got a bunch of dickhead Dems talking up Lindsey Graham

youtu.be/skQNAGXKeq0?... The entire album really

Lindsay Graham loved to exploit queer people while simultaneously stripping the community of rights

Another day, another group of accounts with AI generated, dick printing amateur wrestlers in singlets

AJ Styles really does love licking the corporate balloon knot, what a schmuck

Cheddar bay biscuit

A loud subset of white leftists really, really want the world to match their theories, where only materialism and class matter, except the real world keeps showing that non-material factors such as racism matter a great deal, but the theory can't be wrong, so they blame Black people for caring.

People really do remember things on the Sky

That was truly wild. For context, I drew this anglerfish comic back in July 2024. In ~early Feb 2025 a video was captured of a real life anglerfish swimming towards the surface, which is an exceedingly rare sight. The comic was prescient and got a huge second wind in popularity/shares as a result

Is this fucking cunt for real???

Chris Nowinski when he gets to examine Jack Swaggers brain in 3 years

me and @nosnakesalive.bsky.social used to have a podcast and I rediscovered this clip from him breaking down the first act of Rise of Skywalker and it's probably the best bit we ever did youtu.be/aZ1Emv2n8rY?...

Again we wouldn’t be seeing the rampant bigotry on the right without the tacit approval, if not outright complicity, from mainstream elite institutions and actors.

Capitalism is a waste of human life and consciousness

mdso has closed the case, but decrim305 and tonea miller's family are raising funds for an independent autopsy and burial costs.

Here is a verified gofundme for his family: gofund.me/bf251d4ee

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.

Maybe TK likes too much wrestling history for his own good.

I knew something was wrong when all the wrestlers became teetotaling streamer nerds and all the business and politics guys started slamming gear and coke like the road warriors

Always love that articles about Valve's business will 3 out of 5 times have a thumbnail with a weird Gabe meme

there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.

my whole thing about platner was that if he was dumb enough to get a nazi tattoo and not get it covered up as soon as he learned what it was, he was probably too dumb to run for and hold office. that turned out to be true.

Looks like the Miz of the Tiger Mask lineage has finally hung it up 😔

They’re claiming all men rape women in a bid to normalize rape even more than it already has been.

I dunno if this is a nitpick or what, but I sincerely think the Triple H selfie thing is one of the worst things about modern WWE's output. It's such Little Buddy-ing bullshit. It's everyone who works to get to the top having to do a symbolic ring kiss.

Man got Chotiner’d without even agreeing to an interview. Astounding

(meme from Tumblr)

“He then put her license plate details on a surveillance “hotlist,” meaning he would get a notification in real time anytime she drove by an AI-powered license plate surveillance camera.”

"One Billion Players a Day" isn't a business declaration, it's a bullet loaded into a gun aimed at everyone you *didn't* lay off today. It is setting an unattainable standard to justify further missed expectations.

obligatory for the 4th

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

Drilla Moloney's theme is funny, but it would be even funnier if the English bark rapping all led up to Bruno Mars singing "This one's for you and me, livin' out our DREEEEEAMS, we're all RIGHT WHERE we should BEEEEE"