ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIEEEEE

Iran to us

a Neo Geo cabinet and personal pan pizzas for reading would go a long way

well, at least my kid’s hockey coach got un-deployed last week

any comment from the guys who pissed and shat themselves over city grocery stores

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well at least we refilled the strategic petroleum reserve during the ceasefire to give us more runway for negotiation, instead of continuing to draw it down to give Trump a win on gas prices

hearing reports that the ball does not, in fact, lie

I am furious over the weekend at bernies shit they are doing with McConnell, mostly because that was my idea for RBG. It was during Covid lockdown you idiots! A trusted clerk and a chest freezer would have changed everything!

Anyhow the lesson of all this remains that the party and the voters have never been further apart, and if they keep serving up Millses you’re gonna see Platners get past the goalie

Rust belt noncollege whites? Bernie. Black and Hispanic young men? Bernie. The elderly white rural Maine electorate? You better believe they’re Bernie

Bluesky goin kinda nutty because there aren’t enough actual platnerbros on here to yell at

hell I’m still mad about deflategate and we straight up did that shit

It is kinda funny to see euro style NGO corruption happen to Belgium

I’m a good boy on the in-laws group chat but my wife hit her parents with a “looks like American flag blue”

dog got lit on fire by a sparkler a little bit we sprayed her with the hose

nyc friends be careful outside today. its even worse than yesterday, the 2019 film about a man who remembers the beatles

my least favorite political archetype is the Based Pussy

get dangled, idiot

we really gave away the farm to get the MoU in time for the Presidential Birthday Battles

One of the interns has bad active listening face on Teams and I really do not want to have this conversation with a 22 year old but he’s one meeting with the wrong old timer from getting nuked

I would be willing to wager more women’s sports scholarships were lost due to Trump fucking with Title IX at single schools than trans women have “taken” anywhere ever

haven’t seen a Belgian double tap that effective since the Brabant killers were active

we’ve identified the culprits

The reason Democrats are freaking out about primaries in “safe blue seats” is that their ideal legislator is someone who locks down a D+40 seat and votes like it’s a swing district

susan collins is going to fly her career into the constitution like mohammed atta

Alito with less of a mic drop than a loaf pinch

say what you will about having a job where people with advanced mathematics degrees are quantifying everything you do but it’s pretty chill about remote work

It is very funny to see tiny-ass Oman get cut in on this as a front being like “please guys whatever just don’t be mad at me”

My wife was hang drying things in the basement but we have to run a dehumidifier this time of year so actually we were paying a lot of money to inefficiently teleport water across the room

Europeans are going nuts for American food because secretly most of their diet is microwaved Dr Oetkers

Ahmed Chalabi told the CIA that these were real and Saddam Hussein had them. We went with it

Ok. Recognized. Boots on the ground or no? It’s not just the left who’s unwilling to make the hard choices here. As far as I can tell everyone has the same Taiwan policy: hope it doesn’t happen while you’re in charge

ed you scamp

aww dip you’re telling me they meant all that stuff they put in writing in the MoU

getting my kids the only new game system I can afford

I have a ten year old pickup with only forty thousand miles on it I literally only drive around town; I shall make the noble sacrifice of actually buying a Slate so people can stop arguing

Espaillat eating shit after pulling the “Haitian Muslim” crap is the only justice we’re going to see this week

if the Z man owns NYC like this he owns the state

The reflecting pool coverage is a clear sign that the Iran deal (not the war, the deal) is Trump’s Afghanistan pullout. Permission has been granted

The opening of Ministry For The Future is happening…in Western Europe www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...

the data center lease deal should scare the hell out of anyone who bought in on a valuation driven by grok. why does he have spare compute!

Keir Starmer may not have been a “good” or “successful” PM but you have to admit he was one of the most successful foreign intelligence operations of all time

I distinctly remember Keir Starmer’s biggest American fan saying this was “glonzo”!

maybe “the algo” just got to me but perhaps the reason people are reporting negative outlooks is that we are on our second terminally senile President in a row and the press can still only hit at it. I’m probably just being “glonzo”

my kids do old man voice from cartoons etc so I don’t think they actually understand their papa is in his 80’s. he’s as big an invincible to them as I am. may that last as long as it can

rancid vibes, weather’s too nice to have the independent media hunger games today. everyone with a higher follower count than AGI is in timeout

my family had a sub shop in Lynn in the 60’s and construction workers would in fact come by for dixie cups of brine from the pickle barrel to prevent cramping

everyone work emailing me on juneteenth is racist