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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only. (Him and a suspicious pair of pants)

if you ever worry that you arent good enough jsut remember that the worst people you can think of have never once had that worry

Donald- So I just admit that I was wrong and I get to go into heaven? Jesus- Yes my child. I paid the price for your sins when I died on the cross Donald- But I have to admit I was wrong? Jesus- Yes my child. Donald- I like messiahs who weren't crucified.

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand: Artichokes Requiem for a Dream She Drive Me Crazy - FYC

So we’re actually doing Simpsons’ bits as business plans now? Everything is clearly great.

I did not expect this kind of fire from Eliot Cohen, but he has Hegseth absolutely pegged www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

An alternate headline would be GOP is not interested enough in serious governance to pick up the votes necessary to avoid a shutdown.

I'm skimming, but this paragraph stood out:

Who’s your favourite Jedi? (Wrong answers only.)

I love the term mournstravaganza so much

Dutch late night TV has its take

“Criticism is practically treason.” Bill Mauldin, 1969.

it kills me knowing what’s needed is for people to double down on bucking any demands for “civility” because they understand these demands are training people to surveil & snitch on their neighbors and an exploit to intensify authoritarian control over our thoughts.

Quote with the energy you bring to bluesky:

Right, so this is ol’boy’s real/regular email address, not a burner—he’s written Google Maps reviews with it three years ago. That means he’s used it for lots of other things too. Which means if Elizabeth wanted to track this guy down it would be piss easy 9/10 trolls SUCK at OSINT

Every conference should have a track dedicated to Gen AI applications. A whole track with all the Gen AI talks. Over there. Down the hall. Yep. Keep going. Just a bit farther. Okay, yeah now open the door. Uh-huh. Now close the door behind you. YEP RIGHT THERE.

Related: Trump's weakness only becomes real if Dems act on it: "Rs expect Ds to further enable Trump’s abuses of power. And they expect Ds to do these things without any commitment from Rs to honor their half of the deal...The only dignified response is hell no." www.offmessage.net/p/there-is-n...

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isnt nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

Someone said the only conspiracy they believe in is time travel is real and that some keeps going back to 2019 to fix things but every time they do they only make it worse.

kind of fun to imagine the rest of the world flying their flags at 1.5 mast in reverse mourning though

Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy’s to the title: “Tom Clancy’s The Road”

i hope john roberts is having an awful time in this hell of his own making

reposted this today because the inverse is also true: if you abandon trans people right now, you are abandoning civil rights period. if you can't stand up for trans people when it matters, no one should, or will, ever trust you when the bullseye moves to the next target.

All of this. So angry that everyone who would have stopped TFG if they did their jobs hid behind the “won’t somebody else do it?” Defense.

can't believe they removed the white man from the old logo and added a trans immigrant hiding just behind the new logo

Don’t use Twitter. Don’t fool yourself into believing you can “take it back” from the owner who micromanages the algorithm.

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

Slightly diminish a band: The B-36s

Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is. (I have a lot of questions about this statue in front of the FTC if I'm honest)

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2026: Laura Loomer is brutally murdered by Bessent, Rubio and MTG. Her body is dumped into the Potomac 2028: the Trump family are executed en-masse by the Cortezsheviks in the wake of the Woke Socialist DEI Revolution. In the ensuing decades, numerous women emerge, claiming to be Tiffany Trump.

Debating 25th Amendment stuff over ephebofilet mignon

Just verified my age by clicking through a ViewMaster disc

“banning pornography” is bad on its own but it is imperative that everyone understand that these people consider the very existence of queer people to be pornographic they consider the most chaste depiction of a queer relationship, or an openly trans person, to be porn and they want it banned

Chuck Tingle is a goddamn treasure and this thread about active gratitude is wonderful.

i am the inventor of several spells which have been banned by the Wizards Guild for being "too fucked up." Enlarge Prostate, Blood to Soup, Alter Orientation, Power Word: Aquacide (kills all fish on the plane), Seal Rectum, Raise Fuckable Skeleton, Magic Missile (Racist Version)

I don’t get why people put those 26.2 bumper stickers on their car. It’s not even a real radio station.

Really smart thread as a reminder for those of us who wish there was some comeuppance for TFG voters

The people I actually know, in real life, who listen to Joe Rogan and Tucker Carlson are 45 and think they're 22, which explains a lot of things.

Worth a watch: Head of Signal, Meredith Whittaker, on so-called "agentic AI" and the difference between how it's described in the marketing and what access and control it would actually require to work as advertised.

i remain genuinely skeptical of any break up because the right has shown nothing but intra-party consolidation in the face of elections for the last 30 years, tea party being a prime example, but i'll gladly accept egg on my face if it goes the other way this time.

The only people who actively hate on men as a collective are alt-right men: They tell men if they don’t *do* a, b, c or *have* x, y, z they’re worthless. They glorify aggressive, abusive, and domineering behaviors, create division, and convince men they’re hated when people reject their approach.

Quote post with a picture of the plane you’d expect as a bribe.

WTF, Microsoft?? (I understand you can disable it. Why Enable it in the first place?)