Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

Anyone think it's a coincidence that the parts of the White House Trump has destroyed -- the Kennedy Rose Garden and the East Wing -- were additions commissioned by presidents way more popular than him?

The MAGA gaslighters are out on TikTok, saying "every president has remodeled or added to the White House." Yeah, assholes, but they didn't DEMOLISH it. And they didn't lie about the fact that they were going to demolish it.

I mean it’s already extremely on the nose but if their plans get repeatedly denied and we just go the remainder of the term with a crater where the East Wing used to be it will be the best visual metaphor for this administration imaginable

The whole “political center” bullshit. There’s no compromise between “I believe we should be able to debate the direction of our country within the bounds of a democratic framework” and “I reject the democratic framework.” There is no finding middle ground with fascists. Absolutely none.

The president of the United States has a revenge committee. America has become an authoritarian state.

It’s not his house. It’s your house. And he’s destroying it.

Dems, I bet of you, STOP VOTING FOR TRUMP JUDGES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

WELL HOW ABOUT THAT "A millionaire levy in Massachusetts has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing significant high-profile departures from the state." www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Ok, let's say you accidentally got a nazi tat. Would you not break the speed limit driving to the shop to get it covered up the second you found out

i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem

really did not expect to hearing about nazis all the time in 2025 was just not something i considered tbh

Look, folks, he's the *Speaker* of the House, not the Listener of the House or the Watcher of the House. You can't expect him to be aware of major events that are unfolding right before him.

The House Republicans who spent the last week insisting that the No Kings rallies were going to be filled with terrorists who hate America are now back at the very same lectern insisting that the Epstein Files have nothing to do with Donald Trump at all.

Klobuchar and Schiff approving Republican judges while Rep Grijalva waits to be sworn in. Fucking asswipes, the lot of you

"Young 'conservatives' have no conception of conservatism outside of the MAGA movement... They are utterly untethered to reasonable discourse...in a perpetual, hateful adolescence." - Peter Rothpletz, with his first 'First Draft' newsletter for Zeteo:

I am now ready with a take: It is good when negative things about candidates come out before people vote rather than after they vote.

Enough is enough. Adelita Grijalva was elected on September 23. The people of Arizona have a right to be represented in Congress.   During today’s pro forma session, when the House is called to order I will seek unanimous consent to insist upon the swearing-in of Adelita Grijalva.

Ok let's see here, I have an economy dependent on consumer spending, and where everyone is leveraged to the gills. Should I make everything more expensive for no apparent reason and see how it goes?

Looting the treasury

Is he just gonna steal $230 million dollars from us?

Entire government is an extortion racket.

this is going to be a partisan take but i dont think the president should be allowed to give himself $230M in taxpayer money www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...

Democrats should be drawing up legislation right now, this very minute, to bar Trump from helping himself to $230 million in taxpayer funds from DOJ. Challenge Republicans to hold a vote on it. Push this so hard in the media that every GOP Senate and House candidate is pressed to comment on it.

Here's the thing I don't understand. You can't as much as sneeze near a historic site in Washington without like 14 commissions, councils, and advisory boards giving you the okay. And everybody now is like...yup, fine with us? wtf?

It sounds like the Republicans should stop protecting Bill Clinton and release the Epstein files.

I like how the NYT tried to do a “some experts say” framing, and the expert was like, you do not need an expert opinion to see this is bad.

I bet a candidate could do well with “yeah, I said some awful things online when I was younger, but I see why it was wrong, and I’m familiar with extremist spaces online, how young men get radicalized by them, and what we can do about it.” Less good is “it’s wrong of you to care about what I said.”

this is kind of peak incel. by day, race war and fascism; when nom gets in trouble, mom calls the principal

mom they won't let me be the special counsel that arrests the people who were mean to me online

Elon Musk is having a very bad week.

I am cry laughing so hard. Purport to make an unqualified hack a federal prosecutor, don't be surprised when the unqualified hack does things an unqualified hack would do!

/6 When these fucking clowns show up to put me in a reeducation camp I am going to be dunking on them SO HARD

Top causes of serious injury among out-of-shape Americans: 1. Pickle ball 2. ICE tryouts 3. Fell off couch onto wineglass

Federal court (after six years!) rules on and dismisses Gavin McInnes' lawsuit against the @splcenter.org The case sought to declare it defamatory to say McInnes and the Proud Boys are "extremists," "far-right," a "hate group", or "white supremacists." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Part of the reason this struck me is that I've had my head in the 1960s DOJ for a while. The DOJ press secretary back then was a Pulitzer Prize winner who'd been reporting for twenty years (except when he was winning medals in WWII). Today, it's the dumbest meanest airhead in middle school.

Everyone's focused on how idiotic Lindsey Halligan is, but don't sleep on the official response from Department of Justice spokeswoman Natalie Baldassarre. It's just Mean Girls all the way down, if they'd written that script while huffing paint fumes.

This is the asymmetry in our politics and media. If this was the other way around, Biden had pardoned someone then charged with trying to kill Trump, it would be the biggest story in America and every Republican commentator, congressman, news outlet, would be screaming about it in unison.

Giuliani wouldn’t shut up about the Lincoln bedroom. I’m sure he’s very upset about what Trump is doing.

If you’re thinking “huh, it’s pretty notable that they didn’t just pop this guy federally, especially since that would undermine the administration’s narrative about political violence,” astute observation, have an inquiry into the U.S. Attorney’s Office about that. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

What, if anything, did the No Kings protests accomplish? I've seen that pop up in everything from genuine inquiry to sneering dismissal. For anyone asking or facing that question, here's an answer. Everything isn't all fixed, of course. But the protests accomplished at least these seven things:

Know something that’s never down due to AWS? A gosh dang newspaper.

this is good, and every hometown columnist and reporter who's got a member of Congress who advanced this libel should be calling them out on it like this

'No Kings' Protests Sweep the Nation, in Photos The protests were not confined to the nation's capital, with anti-Trump Americans marching everywhere from Anchorage, Alaksa, to Venice, Florida — and pretty much everywhere in between. 📸 www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

The Republican shutdown means that nonessential federal employees like soldiers and TSA agents aren't being paid anymore, but rest assured that the truly vital work of this administration -- building a Dancing with the Stars ballroom for the dementia-addled president -- still goes on.

And the renovation was carried out by a commission authorized by Congress and staffed with appointees of the president, House and Senate. The president didn't just ring up a contractor one morning to have them tear things down. Because it's not the president's goddamn house.

The biggest renovation of the White House -- the so-called Truman Reconstruction of 1949-1952 -- came about only because the building was in such a state of disrepair that inspectors decided it was unsafe for occupancy. Not because the president just decided he needed a big fancy ballroom.

"Yes, yes, it *is* sad that you lost the family farm, but have you heard about the big beautiful ballroom that President Trump is building at the White House? It's going cost a quarter of a billion dollars! Yes, billion, with a b. ... What? ... No, you can't come see it. What a stupid question."

The current iteration of the Republican Party consists of two competing factions: Fuck Them Kids (figuratively) and Fuck Them Kids (literally). In this essay I will

We had new windows installed today and our guys showed a lot more care and concern for the rest of the house than whoever is slapdashing this godforsaken shit.