She pen on my dragon til I cycle

IL is on the verge of electing a Senator far more aligned with Trump, MAGA power brokers & ICE infrastructure expansion than the values of a deep-blue state. Here’s what Raja Krishnamoorthi hopes you don’t know about him & how we elect someone better.

And I understand why Newsom is probably acting as though the opposite is true, where trans people are the ones lacking "nuance" on things like sports. But it's just not reality.

The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people local newspaper reporters are rarified elites instead of ink-stained wretches driving their Honda Civic to a crime scene so you know don’t have to rely on Nextdoor and the police press release.

They’re saying US would have finished first in the medal count if Kamala were president

It’s always been, and always will be, Puck Furdue

Tomorrow you may see James David Vance or some other purported Catholic from this administration with ashes on their forehead, it’s important to remember that it’s all just for show.

One of my favorite things about One Battle After Another is that there is a 30 minute sequence where the main character's primary motivation is the extremely relatable "does anyone have a phone charger?"

I think it’s time for Democratic leaders to start saying “if you’re a pilot or ground crew involved in a deportation that was stayed by a judge, you’ll be held criminally liable for human trafficking.” Everyone involved in these flights should have that fear in the back of their minds.

i think most (not all) of the "you must vote for Newsom" people are just Newsom supporters who want him to win because they like him and his policies, not because they have high minded ideas about harm reduction.

I do think there’s a certain type of Democrat that realizes it’s possible we are dealing with a perfect storm where almost any Democrat will win, and are terrified we might nominate radical candidates who will actually engage in needed change instead of status quo corporate centrist bullshit.

me on the IL Senate D primary; Juliana Stratton is the candidate who seems to get that there is no compromising with fascism. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/juliana-st...

Pam Bondi is protecting Jeffery Epstein

I think we should go further. all immigrants in this country, legal and undocumented, should be granted citizenship as reparations for the current horrors directed at them. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/for-immigr...

Israel has committed countless war crimes during its genocide of Gaza, and continues to violate the ceasefire daily. They must be held to account for their atrocities.

my political goals include things like abolishing ICE, crushing american fascism, and jailing these corrupt and evil people who have caused so much pain and suffering. i only care about supporting democrats to the extent i believe their rhetoric or candidates will bring those goals closer.

I was in the middle of a lovely family vacation, so unfortunately, yes I WILL always remember where I was when Charlie Kirk was killed.

Time to start asking if the patriots are the worst team to ever play in the Super Bowl.

Cause that's what heroes do.

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Benito

The right has made a massive controversy because they don’t like the halftime performer of the Super Bowl. We are dealing with the softest bunch of babies history has ever seen.

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

lol

Gavin Newsom isn’t in the Epstein files because he was going to a grosser island where they do worse stuff

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

If my wife were caught sending friendly messages to the world's most notorious pedophile, I'd be panicking too.

Wishing more sleepless nights and stress-induced panic attacks for all ICE attorneys 🥰

Martinez ends her testimony with this: "If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."

Nobody writes about weird little (or big) guys I’ve never heard of before quite like Sabrina. Always a treat.

Baby boots for sale. Gently used. Contact Greg Bovino at CBP for more info.

Dick Durbin, you are lower than slime to me.

one of the most mind numbing aspects of the epstein files is that this implicates so many people and feels like there needs to be massive consequences yet it feels underdiscussed. how is everyone not talking about all of this all the time

DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

If I have the right Nellie Bowles, the partner in question is Bari Weiss

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

I'm not on Twitter anymore, but I do occasionally pop over to an account I manage for work and every. single. post. has someone asking grok to explain, or grok what does this mean, or grok ignore the media's bias and explain this.

There really seems to be a lot of kayfabe happening right now. Trump is pretending to de-escalate to placate Dems so they don't demand reform, and Dems are making up fake reforms so they can pretend like they made changes while they vote to fund DHS.

This is the right’s vision of modern masculinity: doing everything in your power to provoke a reaction from your perceived enemy and then crying “assault” when someone gently pushes you out of their personal space. Pathetic.

Kamala Harris's actual 2024 policies:

In your press release it states that when you made this report of Anadith's death under the Biden administration, "The report made fourteen recommendations, of which CBP agreed to thirteen" You already tried this reform bullshit and you got it. It's not fixed because reform doesn't fix it

Sounds like capitalism to me. GM should respond by making cheap, high-quality EVs

"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know. This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.

3-4:30 today at the monument fyi

Two days ago, 7 democrats voted to fund that execution

From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now): -If you work for ICE. -If you vote for money for ICE. You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.

Can’t wait to hear what swear word Jacob Frey uses for this one. That’ll show em.