It’s true

Snippets from some San Francisco nights. 📸: San Francisco, California

The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups

Strawberry economics

One of my favourite sayings. #BookSky Just in case you need to hear that today ❤️

BIG BREAKTHROUGH IN IRAN WAR, AS TRUMP CAPITULATES TO IRAN AND ISSUES A FULL AND COMPLETE SURRENDER IN DEEP HUMILIATION FOR THE USA… IT’S TACO TIME AGAIN, FOLKS! 😎✨

Even more true now

The state of America in four panels.

STATUS REPORT: Fraud kidfuckers control all levels of government. Also there’s this one posting site that’s not really my vibe so we gotta solve that first

Hello I am the president of a country whose economy depends on consumer spending. My two major initiatives so far have been a sales tax on everything and then a war that sent all prices skyrocketing

Look i don’t give a shit unless he’s dead

sharif dont like it shut the fuck up shut the fuck up

AI Donald Trump would be a huge improvement if they didn't have so much footage of him being an absolute piece of shit. The AI trained on this garbage would just spit back the same thing.

"Are you looking for artisanal buffalo milk for your mozzarella? Look no further than your favorite big green guy and come on over to Ruffalo's Buffalos. We're likely to roam, right into your home!"

Stephen Colbert has been a gift for 11 years- brilliant, stunningly knowledgeable, kind & hilarious . From his home, he with his family, helped us thru dark pandemic times. He won 11 Emmy Awards, 2 Grammys & 3 Peabody Awards. Thank you for all of it Stephen. We'll miss you ❤️

People are saying the president is dumber than an orangutan and they are right.

I mean you could have done Snoopy

Messily eating a loaded smoked salmon bagel in front of a beautiful woman

I have come to love this subgenre of video, and boy oh boy this might be one of the best ones to date lol

Everybody here

My weeks are packed.

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

Baby otters are adorable.🥰

What are the fucking chances? These are the miraculous circumstances that led to our existence.

Fuck the president of the United States of America.

dating advice for men: be nice to women

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

@bskyplays.bsky.social hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

If you're worried about "population decline" and also think of yourself as some kind of leftist, I'm going to assume this is some kind of pregnancy fetish thing - which is fine! It's just not appropriate for policy proposals

Fuck yeah hell yeah, brother.

When you listen to someone talk about a catastrophic poo.

My beer league hockey team's initials are "C-" and there has never been a more wonderful roast of my team.

Raskin said that if this fund hands money to the Jan. 6 rioters, Trump will be “using federal taxpayer dollars to compensate people who participated in insurrection.” Trump & his lawyers “are figuring out a way to refund the Jan. 6 militia, presumably to get them ready for the next round of battle.”

the four pillars of life

Shut up idiot I’d rather spend a billion dollars on babies born generations after me than more cruel homeless sweeps

[Materially dialectic] we call that "adventurism" round these parts pardner. But danged if it ain't a fine daydream

10/10, no notes, just [chef’s kiss]

I need a gallon of peanut butter and absolutely no questions are you in

long hot summer coming

America's first female journalist to tell Fuck Face to fuck off on live TV. Still waiting.

My position remains: Americans don't get how most of the country is already at or near a water or other resource breaking point.