If you'd asked me which celebrity would posthumously unveil a list of people she wanted fired into the sun, I would not have guessed Jane Goodall

Can't believe we're all up feeling relieved a judge told the president he can't invade Oregon while also wondering what we do next if he does it anyway, mostly because his cartoon villain advisors are showing him fake videos and his brain is pudding, just truly the worst but also dumbest timeline.

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

I really like this Tav a lot.

It's fun being taller than Karlach.

Every single one of those guys clapping like seals in the background are evil pieces of crap.

I *knew* the Babadook and Mothman were actually the masterminds in charge of Portland!

You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way

everyone out here fighting the good fight to protect ChatGPT from racism, I understand where you're coming from, but have you considered making one friend

*Keeps selecting the Destroy Ending in Mass Effect until AI stops infecting all of my apps and devices.* #MassEffectSpoilers #MassEffect

It’s always interesting to see when in a megastar’s career the people around them stop offering helpful guardrails and saying no, that isn’t good, go back to the drawing board.

“don’t be bigoted towards AI.” your AI data centers are poisoning Black communities as we speak, please get some fucking perspective. jesus christ

do phasers work against cthulhu

this is why he’s not afraid of lightning

80 in October in Massachusetts

Davrin. #DragonAge #VirtualPhotography #Davrin

solidarity with all my taylor swift agnostics

Mariners Sweep.

mirror universe goatee tutorial

and scene

Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President

Tribunals.

He's the same age as Alexander Skarsgard and Colin Farrell

I said what I said.

Imagine sending an airborne division after this guy

“It’s not a perfect game but—“

One thing that comes through awfully clearly in these ICE videos is how many of these goons gravitated toward the job because being able to assault people with impunity is a big thrill for them.

What?

I think we should do Trump-is-dead speculation every time we get a clean chance, it’s clearly great for team morale. If you’re not into it, I dunno, post cat pics or something and enjoy the downstream benefits of other people being in a good mood

In a brilliant tactical move, Speaker Mike Johnson is announcing that the weasels who make up the Republican caucus will be spending the upcoming week in their districts where I'm sure they'll be very happy to hear from constituents about the government shutdown Republicans caused.

I love when student journalists break a crazy story, especially about their own school. This one is extraordinarily macabre. www.uscannenbergmedia.com/2025/10/01/u...

[Jeff Goldblum voice] infrastructure, uh, finds a way.

2025 was one hell of a ride. Simply put, we love you, Red Sox Nation. ❤️

Last year, CNN ran a “fact check” of Kamala HQ that claimed we were lying for saying Trump’s plan is Project 2025. Now Trump is outright admitting it’s his plan. Legacy media failed the country.

I hope all these people are completely unemployable in a few years.

I've been prone to talk defensively about games that have been unfairly targeted. Dragon Age The Veilguard, for example. The combat was enticing every single time, the dialogue was great, especially the banter and conversations. The story wrapped impeccably. And I'm tired of talking as if it wasn't.

reddit occupied government

tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

It’s so fucking funny that we’re still getting five NYT op-eds a week calling for the left to tone down their rhetoric

Making the playoffs this season wasn’t on my bingo card. Getting eliminated sucks, but what a freakin’ ride the 2025 season was. Thank you, @redsox.com, see you on Truck Day!

lol

i looked at the methodology for this and it is a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and b. p-hacked

Have they, though?

Great command of the language on display here