story land, route 16, glen, new hampshire, 1995

peak Bluesky juxtaposition

…the spider?

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic

Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear "Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks! Let it Go!

In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.

Same thing.

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

I know a movie star I’ve got her plastered to my wall Just like we’re dear old friends Like she already knows me

They’re never letting America have another Pope.

Pats fans* have had a lot of incredible days. This is near the top. *me

That's one word for it

All of Bluesky this morning:

Everyone should have the confidence of a Ryan Lizza asking people to pay for his tales of his then-girlfriend and a falconry weirdo

All of this scares me. But something that particularly scares me is veterinarians are on here, and they tap out at like $120k a year for your average vet, and the cost of their schooling is much more than that. And it’s tough work. AND pet chiropractors are becoming more common.

Kevin Sorbo was in his 30s and in peak physical condition (he was currently playing Hercules), and he had three strokes after he had his neck cracked by his chiropractor.

I guess chatbots are driving now.

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

They line up perfectly.

BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.

trump has never looked at or even talked about jd vance this way lol

Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness

charisma is the one thing all the angry little nerds can’t build and can’t buy no matter how rich they get or how much of society they destroy and I just think that’s beautiful

Dragon Age: Inquisition (2014).

every week just gets weirder tbh

So how'd that go

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him

This was the only way we knew how to mate, it was our primitive cardinal call, we trusted Sum 41 to have the words we could never speak

I was frustrated by work and needed to cool off, so I took an hour lunch break to take my dog for a long walk.

They misidentified the intern. The judge told them they had misidentified the intern. But instead of double checking, they took that as an affront to their authority. So they surrounded the judge's car and threatened to smash the windows to get to the intern. They had misidentified the intern.

What about all the other ones that exploded?

I love to hate him.

1. lol 2. today's White House meeting with Mamdani is currently scheduled as "closed press," which means it might not be much of a showdown

wrote about this shitbag again defector.com/vaccines-do-...

This is worth watching most of all for the Pope getting beer and going “yeah put that in the fridge” which is just a phrase you never anticipate hearing from a Pope

Today in video game history: November 21st, 1998, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time releases on the N64.

This story is nuts. "ICE agents then surrounded the judge’s car and demanded everyone to exit the vehicle, threatening to smash in the windows if they did not comply."

Once a HS social studies teacher was inexplicably forced to do a day of sex ed and didn’t know what to do, so he told us about a “timekeeper,” who is someone at a bar who you don’t think is attractive enough to hook up with and when you’ve drunk enough for them to be attractive, you should go home.

what was this guy’s fucking problem

Incredible headline.

I love driving exactly the speed limit in front of a cop. They get so mad and there’s nothing they can do about it.

Omg everything is so stupid.

Whenever I see people say “public health is DEAD!” I wonder if I bother to show up to work the next day. Is my office still there? Or did it get Thanos-snapped into oblivion?

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSEEE

6/ The CDC took one outlier from Supplement Table S4 of a study finding no increased risk and presented it as evidence we need more research. They're not bringing new evidence of harm. They're corrupting good science to manufacture uncertainty. More here: jakescottmd.substack.com/p/the-truth-...

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.