Every time I heard about Mastodon, it sounds like Reddit with an HOA

RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/

About a year ago I was approached by Scholastic to pitch sketch ideas for the reprinting of Animorphs. After cryingscreamingbarfing I said YES OF COURSE. I am so grateful to have been chosen and for the enthusiasm everyone has expressed so far. David Mattingly left me some very big shoes to fill!

Bad news, it's a suppository.

Kenvue, the manufacturer of Tylenol, said that “sound science clearly shows that taking acetaminophen does not cause autism.” The company pointed to scientific reviews by multiple government regulators worldwide, including those previously published by the FDA. https://to.pbs.org/4nQ6rUR

Any claim from this administration that Tylenol causes autism is garbage.

“Today, to revive the hope of peace for the Palestinians and Israelis, and a two state solution, the United Kingdom formally recognises the State of Palestine” Prime minister Keir Starmer

I would call this “consciousness of guilt” in an eventual domestic trial or international war crimes tribunal.

ABC removed staff e-mails after suspending Jimmy Kimmel:

SNL should run a normal show, with the slight addition that every sketch has three or four men dressed up like ICE agents and FCC officials standing in the background looking menacing. Maybe they disappear Colin Jost in the middle of Weekend Update too.

ABC’s decision was announced almost immediately after Nexstar... Nexstar is currently seeking approval from Trump’s Federal Communications Commission for a $6.2 billion merger with rival TEGNA. www.mediaite.com/media/tv/tru...

Once again, in the US, networks do NOT have, nor need, FCC licenses. They may directly own a handful of stations which do, but the process to revoke a license is by design cumbersome. That said, the mere fact the FCC chair would THREATEN to pull a license is dangerous and cannot be tolerated.

King Charles should offer him a special tour of the Tower. And leave him there.

Pythagorean theorem Day! 9/16/25

Got my Covid shot, so treating myself to a steak.

This is such a a good film

Delete your info.

Well, if discussions about Charlie Kirk are resulting in crackdowns, we should all go back to something safe like demanding a release of the Epstein files.

NY Gov. Kathy Hochul endorses NYC Democratic mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani www.nytimes.com/2025/09/14/o...

Make a band singular: A Maniac

Brian Kilmeade will forever be "the brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy" to me. Thanks Colbert Report.

I guess no more BLFC for me I'm not going to support a POS like pepper coyote Sucks to lose a local con, but morals are more important than a con.

“.. The document appears to counter other documentation that Cook’s critics have cited in support of their claims that she committed mortgage fraud ..” @reuters.com www.reuters.com/world/us/fed...

A Sleepy Hollow retelling, but instead of a headless horseman, it's Gritty on a Zamboni taking off people's heads with a hockey stick

You know who was also a young husband and father—not to mention ex-Marine—who died, not attacking others to make himself rich and powerful, but to save the lives of others? David Rose, the officer killed by the anti-vax domestic terrorist who attacked the CDC. apnews.com/article/deka...

I would watch the hell out of a straight to Netflix ”Kash and Dan investigate” starring, let’s say, Kal Penn and Jesse Plemons portraying the hijinks of two totally unprepared meatheads running an investigation in Utah and getting into zany adventures

Five threats against HBCUs, multiple false reports of gunfire on campuses. This is fine.

EXCLUSIVE: U.S. Attacked Boat Near Venezuela Multiple Times to Kill Survivors American officials said the repeat drone strikes were carried out by Special Operations Command, and more attacks could come soon. theintercept.com/2025/09/10/u...

Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory? Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”

I have two professor colleagues who have faced threats and harassment due to the organization Charlie Kirk built, and they were not alone. We can denounce and loathe political violence without hagiography for its victims. This is dangerous nonsense.

".. the emails demonstrate her deep knowledge of the legal jeopardy he faced .. “ .. 'Question,' Epstein wrote to Maxwell on May 23, 2008. 'Which one do you prefer,,, lewd and lscivious conduct ,, or procuring minors for prostituion.'" @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/features/202...

i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is

HAPPENING NOW: The Trump administration withdraws its claim that parents of the Guatemalan children it tried to send back last month had requested their return. DOJ says it has no basis for that claim now in light of contradictory info provided by the Guatemalan government.

Political Violence is crying over a podcaster while ignoring a school shooting.

In June, a Democratic state rep in Minnesota was murdered, and a state senator was shot. And a couple of days later, Trump said he wouldn't phone Gov. Walz, calling him "whacked out" and "a mess"

For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country… Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year. And America shrugged and moved on.

Sigh.

Nope.

Stay safe. Things are likely going to get batshit.

🎵One's on the bottom, strong is he🎵

So what video game did the Charlie Kirk shooter play

The Charlie Kirk shooting happened essentially as another school shooting happened a state away

Depends on one's perspective.

The fuck?!!!

If you're an author and haven't yet signed up for the Anthropic settlement, do yourself a favor (and strike a blow against AI) by checking to see if any of your books were involved. www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

Tips For Apple Picking https://theonion.com/tips-for-apple-picking/

It's just perfect that Billy has a "wait a minute, BLACK people voting?" expression