@secondmentions.bsky.social 'the bat-chomping, luxuriantly bouffanted Prince of Darkness' www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.

Why are there SO MANY tv ads for train companies, when nobody really has a choice in what train company they use??

Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire...

It was already going badly, then she spent a very long time telling me about her mate "Weird Steve", who "buys exotic meats on Wowcher". "That's just his mentabolism", she explained.

“A child offered a high five up high but then he offered one down low & pulled it away before I could make contact, informing me I was ‘too slow.’ Anyway, this is why I fully support extrajudicial killings.” - Every Conservative Today

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

The "………BOOK NOW" absolutely killed me

We were telling my mother-in-law about that new Chris Evans/Pedro Pascal movie, and she got confused because she thought we were talking about the guy from TFI Friday and Joe Pasquale

Can you believe this

gf sent me this and i am dying

Ruud van Nistelrooy has been sacked so here's a final outing for our drawing of him which is absolutely not Gerry Adams or Richard Osman or Harold Shipman or Jermaine Clement so please stop saying that

Watched a sincere video on LinkedIn by someone I used to work with, clearly using AI for sloppy graphics and text. Descended into uncontrollable giggles when this typo came up

"AI" - dashare.zone ADMIN

I clicked one of the sponsored ads in my gmail inbox and ???

Yes

“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc

thank you Wikipedia

imagine if you won an olympic gold medal and the only freely-licensed photo wikipedia could find for your article was this

This is incredibly powerful from the WHO’s Emergencies Director, Dr Mike Ryan, on the world doing nothing as the children of Gaza die. “This is an abomination.” (🎥 Middle East Eye)

This door at my local Sainsbury's sounds like a segue to an ad break just after Hurley, Sawyer and Locke have found another hatch on the Island

help him...! #b3d #art #pokemon

Medieval peasant hearing of the baroness’ successful delivery of a male heir:

I wish there was some fancy economic term for when a person deliberately lowers the price of every single stock on the planet before then raising them all with a wave of their hand, in a manner you might say would grant immediate, near-infinite wealth to anyone informed of such plans beforehand.

CANT LOSE MONEY IF YA DONT HAVE ANY - dashare.zone ADMIN

This is class

Remembering a previous job where, to 'celebrate' International Women's Day, everyone in the company got a branded pen that wrote in pink ink 🙃

this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

Roses are red Violets are blue This joke format bugs me If the rhythm's askew

I went to a pub quiz tonight where if you win, you get a choice of five envelopes, one of which contains the £100 jackpot. The winning team put the envelopes on the floor and let their dog pick an envelope. He picked the right one 🥹

every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”

It's that time again

It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2024 ✨

🎵 ooh baby do you know what that's worth

Friendship ended with NETFLIX FIREPLACE. Now HOUR-LONG YOUTUBE VIDEO OF TRAIN JOURNEY THROUGH SNOWY SWISS COUNTRYSIDE is my best friend 🤝

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Thinking again about when we used the Football Manager editor to allow players to get 17th Century illnesses and injuries. Glen Johnson caught the plague.

I didn't properly post on Twitter over the last six months and now I don't remember how to post