Been on angry about everything for about 48 hours. Just watched the ‘28 Summers’ Scotland documentary. Made me feel a week bit better, but now instead of being angry, I’m on a ‘pure rager’. Wife says I’m too Scottish today. Fair enough.

The only invasion that needs to be stopped is that of pedophile American Nazis. bbc.com/news/article...

It’s happening. This is the year! Nothing can go wrong.

🚨 🚨 BREAKING 🚨 🚨 famous rabbit hunter, Yosemite Sam, has declined to attend the UFC White House event.

Here it is, your Bluesky #Bike Content of the Day for Friday, 6/6/26. I choose the $0.00 option every day -

“The search market is also locked down by a cartel of Google and browser vendors, and anything that helps break that improves sovereignty by unlocking this market,” Berjon tells Cybernews. cybernews.com/tech/alterna...

Young people won't believe this, but there was this thing once called 'the Internet' and you could use it to find businesses that were actually near to you.

'It's going to thunderstorm in an hour' has entered its 12th hour

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It was 80 degrees and 75% humidity at the game. I’m cranking the AC to glacier melting levels and standing naked under the air vent until I’m human again.

All the good boys are at the ballpark tonight.

CFB27 beta tester right here.

Factoid of the day. (Totally unverified, as I can’t be arsed, but apparently it was a study). Cooking from scratch once a week is associated with a 30% decreased risk of dementia (67% for ppl who are bad cooks). Made Ramen for first time.

Hi bluesky I made you a giraph ok thanks

Tonight is the night we do the annual thing that never ends well with the dog. It’s ’Bark at the Park’

This is important.

CFB 27 has an updated Team Builder AND Stadium Builder.

Point: I need to drop a few pounds to really enjoy summertime riding this year. Counterpoint: fresh sourdough bread.

The only difference between me and a pro cyclist is a simple one. They do 200km, then starve themselves for 12 hours before riding another 200km Me? I do 50km, eat a burrito the size of my head, then 12 hours later, I eat a plate of mini-pizza bagels. That’s it, the only difference.

Congratulations to Wisconsin alum and 2021 Hobey Baker Award recipient Cole Caufield, who won the NHL's Lady Byng Memorial Trophy. He is the fourth former #collegehockey player in the last six years to earn the award. @badgermhockey.bsky.social

Just had a 45 minute meeting about moving a drop down menu on an online form.

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JFC! The capital owning class don’t even pretend like there’s anything to debate. Look at this fucking rag.

Kid is getting super mad at me for not calling a football a soccer ball. Americans!

Marketing idea for Qdoba: BYOB (Bring Your Own Bucket). You get a $10, $20 and $50 (family size) plastic bucket. It works like the fancy flavored coke fountain soda machine.

Went full gas all the way home. Might go stand at the Popeyes drive thru window and ask them to keep shoveling food in until I die.

Maine needs to not make their problem the whole fucking country's problem.

Crazy Socialist Mayor of Seattle Says Cars Not Allowed to Drive on ‘Trains-Only’ Train Tracks: tinyurl.com/3hrm25vc

I know it's a common topic, but car owners in Britain have it too easy. We park wherever we want. We drive like utter knobheads. We buy cars too big for our infrastructure and skill. It's got to stop. Far stricter regulations and heavy handed, punishing enforcement required.

scenes from The Expanse as Dril quotes: a thread

My brain: Lovely day to think about riding your bike after work. Great day to do good work. Have a nice daydream about college football season. Also my brain: haha fuck you! Here’s a random case of the Sunday Scaries on a Thursday morning. You’re going to need some Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

Also from Bell Media is a Plateau-set comedy series being created by Jared Keeso (Letterkenny et al)

No Scotland, no party. And the Tartan Army is more than just a bunch of slightly tipsy folk in kilts. Since the 2003 the Tartan Army has a charitable branch and for 112 away games had donated to local children's charities. This World Cup is no different. 10k given to a local kids hospital.

WE ARE THE FAMOUS TARTAN ARMY AND WE’RE GOING TO MI-AMI!

I assume they were going to call it “Stupid Mario Brothers” until Nintendo’s lawyers stepped in

This will be the title of my biography.

The more I read about the world cup the more I think huh is it a good idea www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Let the kid watch the 1st half of the hoops and he’s absolutely engrossed watching Big Wemby. At one point, he was earnestly applauding every time he touched the ball. What a hoot.

1. Proceeded to make his speech before seeking medical attention. 2. Didn’t whine like a little bitch about needing a billion dollar ballroom.

There might not be anything as thrilling as reviewing medical records for insurance purposes and you find an unrelated STD test administered while they were out of state without their spouse. Happy days!

One of my hobbies is being the “hey riding bikes is fun, why don’t you ride with us” people in the neighborhood. We’re at 11 friends and counting that we (re)introduced to riding bikes as adults.

if you're mutuals with me then you have to wish the fellas on your local nextdoor a happy world bicycle day. sorry i don't make the rules

My favorite route around town is the road through the UW Arboretum, I think that’s going to be my ride tonight.

The only good thing in LinkedIn www.linkedin.com/posts/helena...