Kansas Jayhawks WBB nursing a 69 point lead over…Haskell Indian Nations.

“limits” “often”

For all my old Nats Twitter friends circa 2009

Yet another retail product that sounds like an Iron Sheik insult name for Hulk Hogan. “HULK HOGAN, THE PICKLE BALLS JABRONI!”

RIP Marty DiBergi

Why does the USL Super League insist on playing in such huge stadiums when they have such small crowds? Absolutely no atmosphere? Why not start a little smaller, create some atmosphere and interest and build from there?

People really like to post up in Panera all day like it’s their office.

You will be visited by three spirits

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Who didn’t grow up dreaming of playing in the Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl Presented By Gin & Juice By Dre and Snoop?

Re-listened to Rush’s Witch Hunt this morning. I loved it back in 1981 as a teenager but couldn’t have explained why. Hearing it now, it’s unsettling how accurately it captures a recurring flaw in the human condition: fear, moral certainty, and the urge to find enemies.

This is a pretty good football game between two teams who are not very good at football

Stadium hype guys (and gals) are the laugh track of sports

This is the greatest day in association football since Messi invented the sport in July 2023

Taylor Twellman humblebragging again.

I’m batting a pathetic .081

@profanity.accountant how many fucking times have I fucking cursed?

The Fox cameras should cut away to a Cooper Manning reaction shot after every play in this Michigan-Ohio State game.

You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

I wonder if Cooper Manning is at this Texas A&M - Texas game watching Arch Manning, grandson of Archie Manning and nephew of Peyton and Eli Manning.

Wigs Sell…But Who’s Buying? #MetalSky

Tadej should go into carpentry so Jonas can be second best at that, too

Has anyone checked on the widow Collinsworth to see how he’s doing?

I miss the traditional Thanksgivings of yesteryear. The stores would open at midnight and mobs of people would trample each other for the chance to get a deal on a Nintendo Wii, Microsoft Zune or a Tickle Me Elmo.

Post something random or you'll have an awful December

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen: Blackbraid Motörhead Cattle Decapitation Power Trip Mercyful Fate

I have two dollars and, uh…and a Casio!

Swiffering is nowhere near the fun that the commercials make it out to be

Our “leaders” are nothing but collaborators and cowards. “Law & Order” only matters to protect the rich and powerful and punish everybody else.

I hate when you can see the football field markings on the soccer pitch.

What in the Spinal Tap?

The 2025 Spirit cracked something open in me. I felt joy in resilience, pride in growth, appreciation for the ride, gratitude for connection, tenderness for imperfections and emotional investment without emotional punishment. This time, the journey itself was enough. More than enough. #RiseUpDC

If Inter Miami scores again all the FC Cincinnati fans get free Skyline chili

Taylor Twellman has alternatively said this Inter Miami - FC Cincinnati result is shocking and not shocking during this match.

And remember, Inter Miami still has Suarez on the bench in case they need a late dirty play or show of poor sportsmanship.

Taylor Twellman color commentates a match as if he’s a panelist on one of those stupid sports opinion shows. Analyze the match, don’t humblebrag about all the prescient things you claim to have said, Temu Skip Bayless #MLS #intermiamicf #fccincinnati

A very real picture of the “Angel City trenches”, wimps

I put up my first holiday decoration today. All I need to do is put up my mini-Festivus pole and get out my finger pull farting Santa and I’ll be done. #Christmas #HappyHolidays

Seeing asynchronous skeets in my skyline today from before the end of the match when we still had hope and optimism gives me a sad. “You wouldn’t last a day in the Angel City trenches” #RiseUpDC #ThatsTheSpirit

I think I’ve become my dad. I just walked around the backyard picking up by hand the scattering of leaves that fell since I raked a few days ago.

The Spirit gave me one of the most memorable stretches of sports fandom I’ve had in decades. Those two home playoff matches will stay with me forever. The energy, the unity, the belief, the roar of the crowd. It felt like being part of something bigger. #RiseUpDC #ThatsTheSpirit

Brought up to be so inconsiderate Living in delight of belligerence Through example they're taught indifference Pieces of shit, point blank - deliberate Full of contempt rife with disinterest Legitimately fucking ignorant Litter my seed? Never considered it Own world we obliterate

I’ll be glad when the “Gotham is the greatest thing since sliced bread” posts in my feed slow down.

Got an email that Spiritfest is March 8.

Wife: Are you still sulking over the match? Me:

IIRC, the Spirit had some sort of “welcome the team back” event a couple days after last year’s final. I hope they do it again. Would like to cheer this year’s team one more time.

If you need a smile today this is it. Stormzy wanted to show you something he’s been working on ❤️

The NWSL could take a breather from the rapid fire posts about Gotham winning lol

Name a film you’ve seen six times