A human guy who swears he's got an Elven great grandfather and goes full "mythic past" fascist about it when an orcish family moves in next door.

Omg they're literally doing the "UHHH TECHNICALLY IT'S CALLED EPHEBOPHELIA" thing.

Oh, I love this. A new species of sea anemone was discovered recently that parks itself on top of a hermit crab shell like a hat. It seems to feed partly off the crab's faeces, but it also excretes a hard shell that extends the crab's home. In return, it's carried around the seafloor like a king.

The "On Sight" Gang

Delighted that she still looks this fucking stupid.

Boy those old +12 R districts sure look good* in hindsight, don't they Greg Abbott?

I know this may be controversial, but my honest opinion of anyone who genuinely believes even one of these things will happen is that they should be legally prevented from going outside.

Hey man big fan. Listen uh. I don’t need you to post every batshit conservative take from Twitter about how Mamdani is going to make goatfucking mandatory or whatever. It’s fine for everyone including me not to see that. Thanks

Every time you like an artist’s artwork, an angel grows their wings. Every time you repost an artist’s post, an angel grows artillery and heat-seaking missiles to fight the forces of evil.

Actual KJP quotes from this interview: "Wait, wait, wait" "Wait, wait, wait, wait" "Wait wait wait wait wait"

Eight of Cups 🍷

It's honestly insulting to insist that in a country of 350 million ppl, we can't possibly find approximately 538 of them with both progressive values and exactly zero nazi tattoos. That's such an easy bar to clear.

✨Mein Sehnen ✨ New piece I've done within Cynthia Sheppard's smARTschool class, featuring Lúthien Tinúviel from Tolkien's Silmarillion. #art #juliametzgerart

Hey, generals? Now is fine.

Let those of you who do not have a Nazi tattoo throw the first— oh ouch! Owie! Hey stop that!

Just once I want someone making this pussyfoot argument, where you refuse to say what you're willing to sacrifice in this fight, what you specifically are trying to "save." No, the vague concept of Democracy, as an idea, is not a sufficient answer.

"Interview with the vampire" tells the story of how a New Orleans man's life is forever changed when he first learns to suck dick

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

Imagine protesting the kids at your local high school if they refused to form a chess club.

🌈 ramen noodles

Ok so we're all gonna learn the right lesson here, right? That his glowing praise for her, paired with her recent statements of support for Trump's indiscriminate bombings of alleged Venezuelan ships also make HER unworthy of the honor? Like, we're not gonna "yas queen" an aspiring war criminal???

Redditor-occupied government

They're saying it out loud because they fully intend to just arrest ppl at local DNC offices, and they want their followers to be excited for it ahead of time.

Is it too much to ask for this site to wait for the very funny thing to happen before it implodes. Like, we need a place to be for that

(Not a knock on Professor Gay here, seeing as she deleted it BUT) It's crazy how even very smart people forget sometimes that poor people have jobs catering to absurdly rich people. Our society demands that you look right through them. It's crazy how effective this is.

Hey man, thats probably because AI, as it's used in popular media is just a crude metaphor for minority struggles, as opposed to IRL, where its being used to deny ppl healthcare and help law enforcement brutalized real world minorities. Fucking idiot.

apropos of nothing whatsoever my husband just said ‘fellas is it gay to love your wife’

Lmaoooo what tf? Why is she on here talking like a low level villain?

Harassing mods into banning people actually works all the time when it's time to ban trans people for making fun of dead Nazis. So it's nice to know that you're a lying sack of shit 👍🏻

You can tell that trans people aren't a serious physical threat to anyone's safety, cuz you and other CEOs would NEVER antagonize a white supremacist like this. Grow the fuck up. This is so embarrassing.

Oh, so she's like, DUMB dumb

Hey man, why does the picture of an oven with 4 burners have 7 dials on it.

OMG can someone just fucking do it already

Now die, die, die, die, die.

I think we're quite comfortably at the point now to say that if you're an ICE agent who doesn't wanna get caught up in whatever retributive action obviously eventually follows all of this, you should probably resign yesterday. Only a matter of time, now.

I have said many times, Sanderson is personally nice, but so what. Nice is cheap. He pumps money into a hate organization. That he can launder his own reputation effectively is the only think separating him from Rowling.

Tiger print

video www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyU5...

🚨 HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 For the next month, we're doing an experiment: live-streaming as a core campaign strategy. Every Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday, I'll be streaming with guests, games, and (of course) my cat, Heater. And if this works, we'll keep doing it. Join us tomorrow, 7 PM CT.

me when i sit my wife down to tell her about my latest special interest

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Do it on @democracynow.org and livestream on YT.

Barack Obama wore a tan suit and white people were talking about hanging that uppity negro from a tree for WEEKS. You literally had to be there to see the reaction. And now they talking about hosting a UFC fight on the south lawn. “Laughingstock?” This shit was ALWAYS a joke brother lmao

Quick practice painting I did, trying to get better at painting metal:

It's an indignity that the people doing all this also happen to look like a wet donut most of the time.

Apparently a hot take (but one that is rooted in the Gospel of Jesus Christ): Fascism is bad. 🔥 🔥 🔥 ⚓️

Gotta do what you gotta do

A little bit of Critical Role Fan art to start the day- Thought it would be fun to do a sketch of Matthew Mercer's upcoming CR4 character, Sir Julien Davinos. Looks super cool, always a big fan of swashbuckling type characters. Wonder what class he will play! #criticalrole #criticalrolefanart #dnd