Also of note is his bitchass asked for protective custody from the ARRESTING OFFICER who has no say in jail housing assignments and works for a different agency in a different level of government.

Hey crypto bros - Bitcoin isn't tanking, it's going on sale! You can't afford to miss out on this opportunity!

I needed a haircut so I shaved my head while my wife was at work. Wife - "you can't look like a skinhead in 2026!" Me - "my regular haircut makes me look like a cop. Not all skinheads are racist but all cops are bastards" Wife - "fine"

This stray picked the right humans to move in with. There's a heating pad underneath him too

Rear tire pressure was low, it hurt my surgery wrist, I ripped a stitch out on my other hand, but I got out on a bike so it was a good day.

Odd timing. Looks like half of the Certified Auto Body became Glam Doll.

Sex Offender Goes Door to Door Informing Neighborhood This an ICE Raid thehardtimes.net/culture/sex-...

Watched M3gan 2.0 the other day and couldn't help feeling sorry for Allison Williams for looking like Nancy Mace

Real Minneapolitans remember

Melania Cinematic Universe phase 1 will have 28 movies and 14 shows

The ONLY reason im not out throwing cars is because my doctor hasn't cleared me. On Friday when I have my post op I'm gonna ask permission to huck a Ford Fiesta.

The worst part of winter is all the bandaids I go through because my hand accidentally bumped into something

Unless we're not considering federal agents "peace officers," any time a local PD says they can't do anything, they're ignorant, lying, or both. They are legally required to stop peace officers from gassing peaceful protesters www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cit...

I hope my cat never outgrows growling at trucks

This was a block and a half from my old house. Any family who gives their kid an ice cream cone in January in Minneapolis is Minnesotan as shit and belongs here. Shared by Elliott Payne so it's legit.

Gonna change my sun-thurs work schedule to mon-fri so I can strike and not work Fridays. Also im on medical leave so I need to start working so I can stop.

This cat used to be a stray but now he does this in a dog bed in front of a fireplace

When it finally happens the real work begins and we all need to convince our crazy cousins to write in his name for every position forever. Maybe he'll come back like JFK Jr, we don't know unless he gets enough votes.

"Look what you made me do" abuser talk

Lawns to Legumes loser 7 years running

Crime is always low in MN, and especially so in the winter. The jail population hovers around 500 in Jan and can go up to 1k in August. Don't take credit for the weather, you weird ballsack

Trump will never take away my guns!* *I don't have any. They're expensive.

Did my mustache bring about the downfall of Greg Bovino? Some are saying "yeah, maybe. Sure."

I got new bar end plugs for the horns of my VO crazy bars.

Firing Bovino isn't enough. Eating him and the rest of ICE/CBP is the moderate position.

Minnesotans have all "studied the playbook" I couldn't decide between the other one but and this but I'll shamelessly plug my uncle's book too

Minnesotans have all "studied the playbook"

The current air temp is -6F. Nyx is in her element. Also, her mutton chops look especially Lemmy today.

Snow is better than -15F air temps.

If anyone wants to be an honorary Minnesotan for a while I can make you one.

The NRA is usually only this silent when an armed Black person is murdered by the state.

Was cleaning litter boxes to take my mind off the execution and thought to myself, "What a weird thing to have to do in a civil war."

If you see this, quote post one of your bike’s handlebar set ups! (emergency turtle)

I thought my toes got gross in the winter from walking in the snow in flip flops but actually it's just dry skin.

This fucking goblin thought she could come with me on my walk

Hell yeah my dude

it's an air temp of -20 which means emerald ash borer larvae can start going to hell. Needs to drop another 10 or 15 degrees to really cull the heard though.

We're getting to the bottom of another tubeless mystery.* *the mystery is Tern rims suck shit

If you're a new transplant to MN and are going to ride your bike in this cold, you're a badass. But if you inflate your tires in a heated building they'll likely feel flat/get a pinch flat after the temp drops outside. If you inflate outside, don't bring it inside without dropping your PSI.

Besides the cowardly torture aspect of this brutal assault on humans and democracy, I really don't like that they've discovered yaktrax and are putting them on fucking tennis shoes.

My wife thinks I only ordered one new shrub for next spring but I really ordered six.

I wonder if non-nazi Germans in 1933 were as embarrassed of Hitler as we are of this fucking guy.

Asked my Southside parents if they've been exposed to teargas and my 89 year old dad said he hasn't been gassed by the government since basic training in 1962.

Any of my DFL insider friends know if he's considering running for Gov?

Only going to post windchills from now on so I can needlessly flex on Southerners who have no concept of -10. Anywho, I can't leave the house much yet. My little 600g pond's heater is struggling to keep up. It's still liquid enough for the wildlife to grab a drink.

MN is both dangerous enough to require paratroopers/militarized ICE and safe enough for Greg Bovino to walk the front line in his nazi jacket and a scarf. There's a reason you've never seen a real cop in a scarf or a non-clip on tie.

Thank you, Reuters

Jake Lang wanted to yell Nazi shit at Minnesotans and ended up shivering in cold wet fear next to a Black lady's office window

Just three friends hanging out on the sidewalk. Cat in front is Otto before I adopted him. Middle cat is Bobby who ran away from Turbo Tim's and moved into my house. Cat in back is his girlfriend Minnie who lived two houses up.

A dump of your gal pal Val for #caturday