If you were concerned about Kimmel, here's another for you… Journalist Mario Guevara has been detained for 100+ days, ironically arrested as he reported on a "No Kings" protest. The Trump-Vance admin just issued an order of final removal, to send him to El Salvador—where he fled from 21 years ago.

"Stop calling us Nazis," said the Nazi nazingly.

taking extra strength tylenol so I can get a higher score on the RAADS-R

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT: “This is the wrong kind of spoon. It is not a good spoon. The bowl shape is all wrong.”

anyone interested in 2 tickets to the big thief show tonight? (:

My friends all brought their LETHAL face cards to my funeral 🥀🖤 @poetickate.bsky.social @sparkleboob.bsky.social @tkyle.bsky.social @itscheshi.bsky.social

hey so all this feels super pointless right now like how do i not let the nihilism consume me

we are the kids who are not alright!!

Education is the enemy of fascism.

he didn’t ask for this 😔😔😔

Everything being shit for me personally while everything is also shit for the world is really starting to wear me down, can one of them get better please?

"have some decorum", "violence is bad", "be careful what you say online"

that bitch karma sure is poetic

Per Charlie’s wishes I’ll be exercising zero empathy as it’s woke new age bullshit.

Charlie Kirk is getting far more sympathy than hundreds of dead children. Consider that.

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

the shelter i adopted oliver from just got an influx of 100 tiny dogs from a home in salt lake city that was hoarding animals they are in need of donations (soft treats and puppy formula) and they have an amazon wishlist you can order from www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

if i’m going to be a failure then i have got to get hotter

tcgp needs to fucking chill with the pack releases. there’s not enough time!! stop releasing more!!! LET ME CATCH ‘EM ALL FOR CHRISTSAKE

okay i feel like i have some fellow pokémon lover mutuals so… if you guys could have a buddy pokémon irl to just hang out with all the time, which would it be?

Kudos to super tough guy JD Vance, who is working tirelessly to take the DC streets back from people who quietly beg for money to get something to eat! Finally, the hero we need!

Doing the whole sleep during the day, awake at night thing again lol.

crashing out because capitalism

not to mention it's designed to tell them what they want to hear, not what is true

every day i wake up and relate to this sketch a little more

hamburger help me

No amount of capitalist propaganda could ever convince me that a single person on this planet is not deserving of access to food, water, medical care, and a safe place to sleep at night.

Love shaking ass with my girlies!!!

Weekend Vibes 🌙✨ @itscheshi.bsky.social @poetickate.bsky.social

SLC folks.. I know no sane person would choose the Green Pig Pub as their destination of choice for a night out anyways but their beer is cursed to taste like that because they’re terrible people ⚠️‼️‼️

People who say “shut up and sing or act” whenever an artist speaks up on important issues are literally the worst kind of people.

Hey, no one said the collapse of modern civilization would be easy.

in case you’re wondering how much of a pokémon nerd i’ve become lately, this is my current rotating collection lock screen

have guys that can’t get laid tried being normal

I do not in fact care about men getting laid

what's the science behind the absolute feral need us women have to bite our significant others?

what if i start sobbing in job interviews so they feel bad and just hire me

me doing any task: “I can’t wait for this to be over so I can go back to reading my book”

who the hell put up all these signs about jesus’s orgasms? it’s none of my business that he’s coming

i think its crazy that in 2025 we as humans have not moved on from religion. like its so strange to me.

but these are my emotional support 4:20 am deviled eggs

anyway,,,

it’s valid if i bite you

due to personal reasons, i will be zoning out

my (other) fantastic four