thick thigh thursday

hamburger help me

my ex was trying to make money so i offered to buy the shelves i gifted them and they got so mad about it, dude u get free money or free shelves and ur mad at me

mommy milkers monday

my ex stressed me out enough to cause hair loss and it’s finally all coming back

more neeko ✨

bestie showed up gave me a hit of their pen and then left

thick thigh thursday

i miss the dog i was watching i don’t need a dog i don’t need a dog i don’t nee

new neeko cosplay ✨

the boy i’m babysitting he’s a very good boy

lived with a dog that almost made me not like dogs and now i’m dog sitting an angel baby and remembered i do like dogs! well trained dogs are wonderful

hey you you’re finally awake

Me when I am perfectly innocent and lovable and cute and cuddly all the live long day. ❤️

two maidens one goblet

idk who needs to hear this but

i hate that i can’t save drafts here

Boobs are where evil is stored

beetlejuice called me a bitch

i forgot my noise cancelling headphones and cried at the airport

had a friend who would try to tell me how i should be reacting to what they were saying so i just stopped talking to them cause don’t tell me how i should be responding to u

i become a mess when it gets too messy

🪼💙 @sparkleboob.bsky.social earrings 😍

it’s too bad the dinosaurs had to die for gods plan

I'm gonna make earrings inspired by @sparkleboob.bsky.social 's hair 🪼

the group hug starts in 10 mins

Who up refluxing they acid

don’t forget to follow sparkleboob.glittertit on instagram

just got the call, fuckin fired. even though i was employee of the quarter for the region at the cunt factory.

remember when ppl online dot com made fun of me and my old phone so hard someone bought me a new one because they were so embarrassed for me

fun fact about boobs: i adore u

medium boobs big heart

new fansly post if u even care

“this is us” ya babe we are those two costco hotdogs

i feel like i can’t be as cursed here as i am on twitter, like is it allowed here?

i have two cars

had a drunk meltdown for the holiday how about u

that snail in my fish tank? ya that’s my son

i get cold sores in my nose like a loser

mom pls pick me up they keep yelling mustard

might have to go off some meds next month can’t wait to go insane

get appreciated and adored idiot

girls gays and theys roll call

not now discord kitten daddy’s playing stardew valley

someone here got after me for feeding the stray cat and her kittens as if they could stop me

the stray i’ve been feeding brought her kittens 😭

i’ve never decorated for christmas because i hate winter so much but now i have to decorate this big ahh tree that showed up at my door with my name on it instead of the cat litter i ordered

it’s my boy fartbuckle

if u saw me have a meltdown on the tl no u didn’t

This place kinda feels cozy.