Just fucking like… take some pride in your fucking uniform… stop flagging your comrade with your weapon even if it’s unloaded. Christ. Don’t make me start sounding like a right wing “patriot”.

I so rarely over-drink because I used to do it like… every day. But I clearly over-drank tonight. I’m drunk, and I have a dental appointment tomorrow. And also I just bought a bunch of 4K movies from the Amazon sale because fuck yeah physical media!

Can you say “go birds” if you’re talking about the Blue Jays?

It’s that under promoted, I won’t leave, still serving in an infantry battalion, doing steroids to keep up walk.

I need people to understand that I had people in my chain of command who walked the way Sean Penn walked in One Battle After Another. So much so that it distracted me during the movie. Like… he fucking nailed it. I’m still thinking about it days later.

per my last email, we are having a pizza party

they added me to the group chat and all i sent was this

AI being the only thing propping up American GDP right now. And AI is increasingly two to three guys passing around the same bags of money to each other.

I’m a career prosecutor who took a $25,000 check from an affiliated entity of Donald Trump’s while investigating Trump University and later left my lobbying firm to become Donald Trump’s personal impeachment lawyer, White House aide, and Attorney General. So don’t you DARE question my integrity.

Busy planning my next trip to Petco Park in April.

Bari Weiss, CBS News, 1965 - New art in @jewishcurrents.bsky.social jewishcurrents.org/bari-weiss-c...

I truly don’t get the appeal of podcasts having to be video now. Podcasts are at their very best when you’re doing something else, working out or playing videogames etc, and no good podcaster has ever been someone who should be shown on screen that’s just not how that works. It’s a goblin job.

Your english teacher and gym teacher are getting married and here's a song about his giant hog.

Hey guys. It's your boy J Edgar here. I have something new that I'm really excited to share with you—it's called COINTELPRO and I really think you're gonna love it

There is a 100% chance that one of these ICE goons is going to murder a civilian

Well that's not how appropriations work at all *WHITE HOUSE TO TRANSFER TARIFF REVENUE TO FUND WIC: LEAVITT

Asked my dog if she’d still love me when no longer young and beautiful and honestly she didn’t seem like she would.

This, much like robotaxis, is not a thing that is going to happen.

The idea that Israel cannot be (cannot become, cannot sustain as) pluralistic is a racist sleight-of-hand. There’s absolutely no reason there can’t be one integrated state EXCEPT that it would require dismantling the current system of judeosupremacist apartheid.

Thought this game was over but the Phillies had other ideas.

My brain is mostly cooked from nearing 600 days of trying to explain to people that the US is being run on the Paddy's Dollars scheme from It's Always Sunny back in 2011... Which was a riff on how 2008 happened... It fucking HURTS!

Well I'll be gosh darned, looks like those rascals lied to us again chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/10...

The full version of the saying is "great minds think alike, though fools seldom differ" for anyone that could use the reminder

Just as I say that the Phillies get on base.

Sometimes baseball is exciting, and then sometimes there is this Dodgers Phillies game.

Claim: rioters attacked ICE Truth: ICE rushed at unarmed protesters standing on a patch of grass

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. trib.al/9Sxu9IN

I never know how far to take my trolling of AI use at work because management wants us to use it but also trolling the guy at work who is obsessed with AI is like my favorite part of my current employment. So when he claims hallucinations are fixed I lose half a day explaining why that isnt possible

The all-knowing bsky mods gave Erin Biba a 24 hour suspension for a months-old skeet about Christian Zionism, and I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that this happened when she’s been vocally criticizing Jay

I realize the baseball players want a day off but like... 1) They make so much money. and 2) I need things to watch on my third monitor during the work day.

It’s not even 10 a.m., and so much has unfolded in Chicago: – Illinois sues Trump over the National Guard deployment – Mayor Brandon Johnson bans city property use for immigration enforcement – Journalists and protesters sue the feds over Broadview violence

Hopefully the whole Bari Weiss thing and Ezra Klein thing starts waking people up to the fact that corporate media is mostly populated with mediocre people who have made millions and gained unbelievable influence because they threaten nothing and tell wealthy people exactly what they want to hear.

If U.S. states have any degree of sovereignty, if there’s any states’ rights at all, it is the right not to be invaded by the armed forces of another U.S. state.

Advocating for two baseball leagues. One where you train like Babe Ruth. All cigars and liquor. One where you're on every performance enhancing drug known to man.

I’m at the age where the best thing I’ve done in a while for my workouts is to do it less. In my early 20s when I was boxing I was doing two a days at least twice a week. Tried to do that again recently and it ruined my normal lift days. Cut back to fewer lift days and finally adding plates on bench

Given how Portland ICE was freaking out over the frog wizard, there should be a group of Etsy witches cursing them with impotence anytime they are with a woman for as long as they work for ICE, plus one month for every week they continue.

They’ve been lying to us!!

updated patriotic symbol

this will only continue to escalate, they want a civil war

We need to make Nuremberg look like a middle school Christmas pageant

we simply do not have a union anymore if the president is using troops from one state to invade others entirely on the basis of political disagreements

Mariners pull in another run right as I post to make me look like a got dang fool.

Like I said, 2 isn’t a bunch. Tigers came back.

2 isn’t a bunch ahead but starting to look like the Mariners gonna take this to at least 4.

Trump thinks Chicagoans are going to take this sitting down. In 2000 Chicagoans chased out KKK fascists In 2015 Chicagoans chased out Trump In 2025 Chicagoans will chase out ICE fascists inshaAllah Strength in unity.

Judge Diane Goodstein crossed the Trump administration last month. Yesterday, her home burned, her husband was injured and it's being investigated for arson. www.postandcourier.com/news/crime/s...