Don't come at me with any "With not both?" bullshit. The money from Harry Potter is being used to ruin people's lives.

They should make a Crank 3 just like nearly 20 years later it just happens to him again who gives a shit itd be funny.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

GROOVY! #earthwormjim

POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked

*me, receiving unsolicited feedback* Bold of you to assume I want to do this well

Buenos dias

ARTEMIS FROM SAILOR MOON WAS AT THE ARTEMIS 2 LAUNCH AND IM VERY EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...

I had to draw this cause it makes me very weepy 💖 #sailormoon #artemisii #fanart

welcome to the world 27 year old me

It's true though, most writers use AI. Anxious Insomnia

ama 🌸 #okami

The developer of Peak is asking players to be a little more gracious to the studio when requesting updates, saying, "Neither us or [co-developer] Aggro Crab are live service studios, any update is a bonus not a right." https://bit.ly/4v2uh3T

Remember, if you see someone stealing food essentials and baby items, no you fucking didnt.

No wait this idea fucks I might use this

Black Throne Incident, 4857u

im only up to act 4 so far #art #homestuck

Gallery 1988, the first pop culture gallery, is closing. I've been with them for years. Type "Gallery 1988" into YouTube to see how amazing it was. It was a dream & an achieved goal to be in that gallery & it's where I had my solo show. I'm so sad to see it go & am so glad that I was part of it. 🌟

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Hey cartoonists, do not sign on for this. If they aren’t paying animators or authors, they sure as hell aren’t paying livable graphic novel advances. And also, it sucks.

Before I post these on ebay, is anyone interested? Marth is $60, Kizuna Ai is $50, Optimus is $80 and Valentine is $120

As March draws to a close, my commission queue is once again clear! This is the perfect time to grab some art. It's first come first serve, and I'm looking forward your ideas! Check the QRP for prices, order form and examples! ✨💙✨

Eat 5 comic books a day, you will assimilate their power and skill like a Megaman boss, then after a week, up your daily intake to 10. Repeat. Chase them down with some india ink.

Two gay men go to a costume party When they show up, the host looks at them absolutely appalled. One has his dick in a bowl of custard while the other has his dick in a pear. The host asks, "What are you two supposed to be?" The first says, "I'm fucking disgusted," & the second, "I'm in despair."

I've laughed waaaaaay more at this than I should have.

...I know guilting people is fucking stupid, but. Y'all. Some horrible, random woman is now a millionaire because she called a child a nigger. We can at least get Luanne to goal.

And from the handheld.

can ya'll cis idahoans just start using the opposite gender bathrooms, just normalize shittin' and pissin' anywhere you want, preferably on the floor of brad little's personal bathroom

If you wanna see a great one white guy in space story might I suggest Sam Rockwell in Moon? One of the greatest sci-fi films of the 2000s and a sleeper cult classic.

Old one, but apropo

This is what social media is meant to be about.

oh hey new SubparGeekGirl96 cartoon (not an April Fools thing, actually a whole new episode) www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxXD...

I guess he likes space

Perfect little man

I dunno who that lady is at the end but here are some random sketches I still think are ok

pay what you want commissions are open via ko-fi! donations are really appreciated too 🦖 ko-fi.com/pye94598

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Please stop thirsting after Tyler, this was not meant to happen. You can all do so much better.

What a fucking shot holy shit

Since I made Gay Dinos, I have received a lot of backlash, particularly about a lack of representation from a certain demographic. The Gay Dinos are about including EVERYONE, so after MINUTES of designing, I introduce to you the latest gay dino - who's not gay at all: Tyler, the HETEROdontasaurus!

I think about this tweet every time I do laundry

Y'all, I have been moving with almost no breaks except for a 3-hour nap between 5:00 and 8:00 this morning, so you're not getting pictures that I've edited these are just off the camera. Artemis II.