Coping with this strange period of time between the end of the Premier League season and the start of the World Cup by getting high and playing some FC26. Much like Arne Slot, I am not very good.

Arne’s been sacked. Who does FSG go after now? Iraola? #LFC #YNWA

Dafuq are Liverpool doing with Konate? lol what a ridiculous saga. Hughes is actively taking LFC to the bins.

I need to buy a new car. Which unfortunately means I won’t be buying a new car for months, because I suddenly get incredibly indecisive when it comes to buying cars.

Spurs hanging on to a prem spot for next season by the skin of their Spursy little teeth. I’d bet good money that they don’t improve next year.

In summary, then: abysmal season. No consistency. No shape. No pattern. No plan. Injuries or no injuries, Slot isn’t up to the Liverpool job. I sincerely hope FSG put us all out of our misery.

Andy Robertson. My goodness. Came to Liverpool and quietly became the best left back in the world. Incomparable. What a lad. What a player. Thanks for every moment, Andy. #LFC #YNWA

And just like that, an era comes to an end. Thanks for the moments of magic and all the memories you gave, Mo. #LFC #YNWA

Oh it’s a comedy of errors at the back there again for Schade to score. The moveable object continues to play footsie a stoppable force.

If Curtis is also gonna go this summer, I’m glad to see him score in what could be his last game in a Liverpool shirt. But good god this is a flat performance. Make this season go away, please.

It’s poetic

Bold to assume that Arne *has* an ideal attacking pattern.

Do…do those who make kit colour decisions at Liverpool know that the shirt is a different shade of red than the rest of the kit? Wow, it looks bad. #LFC #YNWA

Quick, Arne…blame a low block for why finishing in fifth is acceptable.

Mo looks like he’s absolutely up for it today. I’m gonna miss his magic. What a player he’s been for Liverpool #LFC #YNWA

Ready to put this shitty season behind us, mainline some World Cup action for a month, and reset my expectations for the 26/27 season. With or without Slot, next season needs to be very different from this one. #LFC #YNWA

Pep Guardiola has been the thorn in Liverpool fans’ sides for many a year. There’s no denying the achievements (even under the Golden Checkbook opinion), but moreover, there’s no denying the elevation of the standard of play in the Premier League that he helped usher in. What a manager.

These are the correct omissions, with the exception of Gibbs-White imo, and only because I just particularly like Gibbs-White’s approach to the 10 role.

How do I get a World Cup broadcast team that doesn’t include any of the inane, useless, morbid drivel spewed by one Alexi Lalas. There is nothing in sports broadcasting that makes me want to switch off than that guy. Fucking AWFUL choice as an analyst.

Congratulations to Aston Villa on winning the Europa League final. 44 years is a hell of a long time to wait for a European trophy. Good job!

Oxford United having 9 players out of contract/leaving this summer is either a sure fire shot in the foot that’ll keep them in League One, or an opportunity to rebuild the right way for another shot at the Championship. I can’t decide which, but I hope it’s the latter.

It’s almost too easy, perhaps even predictable 😅

Congratulations to Arsenal on winning the Premier League title with the least amount of points since Leicester City in 2016, and 8 less points than the Invincibles season.

Prediction: Liverpool are going to finish this season in 7th place. #YNWA #LFC

Two goals. From a center back. That speaks volumes. This team is a fuckin’ omnishambles. I feel bad for Jurgen. #LFC #YNWA

51 Premier League goals conceded by Liverpool this season - their most in a 38-game league season since 1914-15.

This stat alone should be the reason Arne Slot is fired immediately. Frankly, I think the players would play better if they didn’t have a coach next weekend and just did what *they* believed to be right.

Arne out. Arne all the way out. Arne all the fuck the way out of my club. Now. Not tomorrow. Not after the summer. Not in the middle of next season. Now. #LFC #YNWA #SLOTOUT

This team… This team can’t defend for shit. #LFC #YNWA

Keep Szobo. Keep Rio. Dismantle the rest and start again. In the name of all that is sacred, this is *awful*’football from Liverpool. #YNWA #LFC

Oh ffs. I suppose the silver lining to Ollie Watkins scoring is that he’s probably gonna be in the England WC squad. Yes, I’m grasping at straws. I hate this season. #LFC #YNWA

Even with the goal… We have no shape. We have no press. We have no creativity. We have no direction. One game left in the season, and I still have no idea what Arne Slot’s preferred game tactic is. And I don’t believe Arne Slot does either. #YNWA #LFC

VIRGOAL VAN DYGOAL! Alright, let’s build on this dudes. #LFC #YNWA

“We’re a second half team”, I say to myself, for the 30th time this season, knowing full well we are, in fact, neither a first half nor second half team. #LFC #YNWA

The amount of space and time that Rogers was given there is insane. Dude could’ve taken a nap before taking that shot. FFS. #YNWA #LFC

Welp…the hesitancy in doing pretty much anything at all with the ball doesn’t fill me with confidence that we’ll get a favourable result. #LFC #YNWA

How we feeling today, Reds? #LFC #YNWA

Unrelated to anything I usually post about, but that Puerto Rico song is living 100% rent free in every square inch of my fragile little mind right now, and I’m not mad about it. It shouldn’t be a banger. So why is it a banger?

Greg Vanney makes the most predictable late-game subs. They rarely work. This feels like a gamble at 2-1 up with 5 minutes of added time to go. #LAGalaxy

Ah yes, the “trust me, bro” analysis

Correct analysis. The heavy metal football had to give way at some point, but now it’s become flaccid pancake football.

Bruno’s got away with one there. Absolutely disgusting challenge from the petulant little manchild. #LFC #YNWA

#LFC #YNWA

Well well well…dare we have a tiny little dream? Great job, Cody. #LFC #YNWA

GOALINIC GOALBOSZLAI! #LFC #YNWA

Did I miss an announcement about Liverpool players trying out their thespian chops? Because this whole game is A Comedy of Errors. #LFC #YNWA

Ah yes. I see we’re going for the “run around a lot without shape and leave the back wide open” tactic today. #LFC #YNWA

Reflecting on last night’s Galaxy vs Caps game… - LA fought more than I expected. Actually looked quite cohesive for parts of the game. - facing a solid team on a 4-win streak was never going to be easy. They handled it well until Vanney’s suspect subs - LA need a striker. Badly. - SAVE THE CAPS