if you invite me to your wedding and do this, im taking out a nintendo switch during the ceremony

me opening the strawberries just 2 days after buying them

pausa de hidratación

arroz amarillo

1000 evaluators given identical resumes & told candidate used AI. Only difference on resumes was candidate’s name: Emily vs James. Study found women using AI are evaluated as less competent than men who use AI...To evaluators, women’s AI use signaled inability, while men’s AI use signaled initiative

Sounds like someone’s experiencing a little Cape Fear

Klopp when he heard how much the Germany team paid for their hotel in Winston-Salem

Very thankful for this letter to Becky Pepper-Jackson (the 16 year-old trans girl SCOTUS ruled against yesterday) from James Dale, a gay man whose expulsion from the Boy Scouts was upheld by the Supreme Court in 2000.

Marcus Junius Brutus on March 15

This is Stilwell Gardner now. Feel old yet?

they made an adria arjona movie and gave her guns

me at the mid year performance review after watching soccer at work for weeks

me @ myself today

he’s going to eat a live koala at halftime

Me at 3:00 pm today

Me when the CEO announces layoffs but it’s just the one guy in the office I hate

yeah fuck this guy

Here is a public service announcement filmed by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1980s, and I promise that you would not correctly guess who pops up at the end if I gave you 10,000 tries

TIL Cabo Verde is in Washington DC

can we go straight to el chiringuito

Paraguay can still win this if Mike Pence has the courage

why is tom cruise wearing a sofa

Lalas is like an unfunny Fred Willard / Best in Show tribute act

"Just pass a law" they destroyed the voting rights act!

Guy could have stopped. Could have listened. Chose to just collaborate.

there are levels to this game

sorry what are we doing here www.cnn.com/2026/05/25/s...

whoever wins, we lost

we don’t have coke is barcola okay

Mo Salah and Andy Robertson

is it too much to ask that corporations have at least one person working there that actually understands and enjoys the content they own and has some pride in getting things right

milli vanilli??? The not-american, literally half dead duo primarily known for some light frauding??? ok you know what it makes sense now

No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.

help me linda pizzuti henry. you’re my only hope

Salah when Slot brings him on at 3-1

your datacenters at work

jordan pickford likes jd vance

This statement is meant to be left-punching, but notice that the most popular left-wing candidates (Bernie, Mamdani, AOC) are superb at plain-spokenness, and it is the moderate wing that usually offers language that has been optimized and focus-grouped to death