just got out of hamnet

merry christmas everyone!!!!!!

yes i am judging your ballet company's nutcracker.

me at the end of muppets christmas carol every christmas eve

a christmas miracle!!!!! rizzo AND bean bunny are going to be in the new muppet show. im crying.

pretty sure my nephew was a chicken nugget for his christmas program

i'm so excited to be going into marty supreme completely blind. i have no idea what its about.

god forbid a man be goofy and whimsical

i am such a grinch for the grinch. even as a kid i hated it.

bumpits making a comeback in 2026 calling right now.

asking people "if you could go back in time what time period would you go to?" is a microagression in this essay i will...

in the santa clause 2 they are so adamant that he finds a wife. in the santa clause there is no mrs. clause from the previous santa. my belief is that they took her out back a shot her.

my job is having a christmas party on new years day and my boss is ordering a taco bar. i just KNOW there wont be a chicken option for me. i can feel it in my bones.

theres nothing i love more than seeing a bunny thats well taken care of.

here's why i think normalizing mental health has actually done a lot of damage. so many people have made their mental health into this quirky, cute, easily digestible content when theres NOTHING cute about being mentally ill. so when someone encounters actual mental health problems they freak out.

so mental health matters until you see someone experiencing psychosis? okay 👍🏻

Just like the girls who played with them, American Girl dolls are entering midlife. How have they aged? But really — how have we?

aquarius hate is so forced. juat say you're jealous that you aren't as cool and unique as us.

oh yeah, daddy! i love it when you get mad at me for your own stupidity

im not trying to be a christopher nolan defender because i think hes mid but why is everyone so pressed that the odyssey isnt historically accurate? its a fictional story. its made up. who fucking cares?

the mandela effect pissses me off. its not an alternate timeline y'alls memories are just garbage.

i love la is just so good

life cant be bad if you just ignore it

"i didn't know you worked mondays" "you literally come in every monday and see me"

this was a grown ass man btw

"can i have a food menu?" "we dont have food but here's a list of places nearby or you can doordash" "but im starving" "well good thing all of these places are a 2-10 minute walk away" "but im tired and so hungry" "i dont know what you expect me to do i dont have food"

its almost Christmas and I haven't watched the holdovers yet :(

kinda wanna see the hugh jackman sheep detective movie

before you get married make sure you're marrying into a family with the same unwrapping presents strategy as the one you grew up with. because i married into a "one by one" family and it drives me CRAZY. opening presents takes like 3 hours and everyone stares at you while you do it. i hate it😭

NOOOOOOOOO NOT MR. MARBLES

i want to give my friends kids some of my old american girl dolls when they're older but im STRUGGLING figuring out which ones to part with. i adored my american girl dolls and i played with them constantly. giving one away feels like a piece of my soul is being taken away.

"this is my first time here" "awesome! welcome!" "yeah im banned from most here in town"

"i can see your nipples through your shirt" "okay?" *reaches over the bar to cover them up with my jacket*

"does the peppermint latte martini have espresso?"

"im hoping for a societal collapse" lol you wouldn't survive 15 hours if that happened be for fucking real.

this time next year i'll be watching dune part 3 on imax!!!!!!!!!!

finally got a shirt to shut people up about my rbf

when i was a teenager and would talk back or defend myself to my mom she would complain about it. so i would tell her shes the one who raised me this way so its her fault. she did NOT like that answer.

i have such a spicy hot take i would love to share with the world but i already did so much fighting yesterday.

"we shouldn't fat shame!" YES "our food is poisoned people cant help it" NO YOU WERE SO CLOSE

i do not care if making fun of a shitty persons shitty botox/filler is mean.

Can a bitch get a fucking break

i love when i say guns she be banned some loser is like "by your logic we should ban cars since they are the cause of death for 40,000 people a year" like YES babe youre finally getting it!!!!!! ban cars!!!!!! create walkable cities. invest in public transportation like trains.

is social burnout a thing? i think im experiencing it.

"why are you so mean?" im not mean i just dont tolerate bullshit, injustice and unkind people. i have a firm belief that shitty people doing shitty things should be called out. i stick up for myself becuase in my line of work you have to. i spent my childhood unable to defend myself so now i do

im trying to get rid of some social media accounts and i think bluesky might be one of them (small might) if you want to follow me on instagram i would love to still interact with you and as always you can find me on letterboxd. www.instagram.com/caitlinanneh...

ewwwwww i didnt know Mila Kunis was in the new knives out

this is my first time watching aot dubbed....and the voice acting is kind of bad....but i understand whats going on so much better when its dubbed. im catching things ive never caught before.

banning men from owning guns would solve so many problems.

me nodding my head and saying mhmm everytime my husband talks about a book hes reading for the first time/a book i read 5 years ago. (my memory is bad and he knows it)