*googling how to move to paris with $5 and with only customer service experience*

my mom may be a republican but at least shes not an anti-vax republican. small wins.

having a nice time in paris

this crouton is giving saddam hussein hiding spot

I wish I could do all my weekly calories in like 2 days. like I eat 10,000 calories in 2 days and the rest of the week i'm completely full and satisfied. this eating every day shit is getting annoying.

no we can't have another pandemic i need to see dune 3 in imax

my husband: we're coming home me:what do you mean by we? my husband:

its that time of year again where i remind everyone that the met gala is a fundraising event for the museum.

thinking about that time my high school boyfriend bought me a prom dress and then didn't take me to his prom.

i have an announcement....my life is falling apart so i'm starting ER again

this full moon has destroyed me

i can't even be excited about my vacation in 2 weeks because i'm so stressed about missing 6 days of work. like am i going to financially recover from that???

don't worry everyone i'm sure i'll be totally normal about the my hero academia special tomorrow

i'm tired of being around people who refuse to put in the work to heal their trauma.

Narnia is getting a theatrical release!!!!!!! rejoice!!!! all hail greta gerwig!!!!!

of all the religions that could have traumatized me i'm glad catholic was the one to do it. because i couldn't handle being a fucking mormon.

Crunchyroll has confirmed streaming release info for the special epilogue episode of My Hero Academia. https://bit.ly/4n1pP1E

i'm currently on track to meet my money goals for 2026!!!!!!!

i asked my bosses what the lowest sales day we ever had was and it was the day after trump got elected. sales were $666.66. very fitting.

last night i saw ethel cain and she ended the show with sun bleached flies. i was bawling so hard.

i finally did it last night!!!!! i convinced a regular who truama dumps on me every shift that he needs professional help. he asked for my therapy office's information and everything.

i only made 2 new years resolutions this year: 1. to make it to over 50,000 2. to give a hurricane shot at my job neither has happened but i'm hopeful

i mean yeah my parents were rich and i got everything i ever wanted....except love, affection and support.

"i hope they pick you" they usually do😘

yesterday i had such an amazing conversation with a regular about the movie theater experience. he didn't go to a movie theater until he was 23 and noe he goes like once a week. hearing his love and passion for the movie theater experience was so refreshing to hear. people still love the movies!!!!!

okay so literally everyone is deactivating and the engagement on here is kind of sucking. i'll still be here but i've been a little more active on threads. if you want to see me get into arguments for fun with people follow me there. www.threads.com/@caitlinanne...

i think the use of "safe space" in the 2010s did a lot of damage to people because yes having a space you feel comfortable is important but also getting out of your comfort zone is equally important. you cannot thrive as a person if you don't leave your comfort zone

i have learned that gay men named zach are the most fun people to be around.

its a sick fucking joke that i've gained all this weight and somehow my boobs have gotten smaller.

mellennials are the best customers. gen z and gen x tie for the worst.

shane came back and left again in the 6 days ive been away from bluesky

I feel so loved everytime im working someone plays dancing queen for me because they know its my song.

orlando airport is partially removing their iconic 90s carpet. im devastated.

I love it so much but I worry people will think im a trump supporter.

the shirt my boss got me

the shirt my boss got me

i work a double today and then i'm off for the next 3 days because one of my besties is coming to visit from orlando!!!!

the other day a 28 year old said i looked really good for 32. sir we're 4 years apart. I also wanted to say you look really bad for 28 but i chose to keep quiet.

my favorite thing about the pitt is how makeup and hair dept make everyone look disheveled and sweaty.

some people view roy mustang and riza hawkeye's relationship as purely platonic....did we watch the same show?? thats his wife!!!!!

OH so suki isnt even mentioned until the end credits? hard fucking pass.

pedi stool

dinosaurs used to be my favorite show but my mom wouldn't let me watch the ending. i found out how it ends a few years ago AND HOLY SHIT what a tragic ending for the Sinclair family.

the obsession white women have with being "almost" trafficked needs to be studied.

First trailer for ‘Godzilla Minus Zero’ In theaters November 6

absolutely not

my midwestern brain can't comprehend living somewhere where tornadoes are rare.

lena duhnam they can never make me like you.

project hail mary is even better a second time!!!