as a reminder ✨ i sell nudes ✨

eating enough is truly a full time job

someone got me this purple mascara off my throne wishlist (thank you 💋)

just read about a guy in lehi who beat his 6 year old puppy to death and i am overcome with rage towards shitty, violent men who are addicted to feeling powerful y’all can fucking choke

in my first marriage i would, like, beg my husband to tell me about his sexual fantasies and the best he could ever come up with was “idk, we’re naked and we have sex”

pls

in other news i had a dream that church lawyers were chasing me (re: the depositions i gave) and i ended up hiding in a church building and my mom was there and i tried telling her what was happening and she just ignored me and shut the door to the sunday school class she was attending

i kind of miss the certainty from mormonism sometimes i also miss believing that my family was loving and cared about me i think i struggle a lot under the mental burden that comes from being alone and knowing i can’t rely on the people who gave me life to help me have a good life

tonight marks 60 hours of pole classes since november 🥲🩷

my self-employed, autistic boyfriend had a job interview today & when they asked what one of his personal goals is for this year, instead of making up some professional bullshit answer, he gave the honest answer of wanting to have a sasquatch encounter & did not elaborate

watching the dinosaur documentary on netflix i shit you not, there’s a little dude featured in this episode called a heterodontosaurus

i am NOT going to show you all my entire butt, but this IS my butt and the bob ross sticker

i had a boil or zit on my butt & every time i touched it it was oozing & i couldnt get a good view of it so i rubbed it really hard trying to pop it & i rubbed the skin off & now i just have a shallow, open wound on my butt & today i cleaned it with rubbing alcohol & slapped a Bob Ross sticker on it

just an update about our festival run 🥲🩷

ive gone to 59 pole classes since november (ie, 59 hours of pole) and i can finally do this

xoxo

cannot even begin to name the number of dudes who slide into my DMs asking if me or one of my friends would want to have sex with them and im always like “okay if you’re not willing to establish a relationship with someone or go on a dating app to ask for sex, you need to hire a sex worker”

i think everyone who uses AI should be on their own island im tired of seeing videos that were clearly AI generated with 1M views and im tired of seeing posts written by chatgpt

nothing like walking past TWO 3 day notices to pay or vacate in the hall to my apartment 😭 i wish i was wealthy, i would just slip the rent money under their doors

scenes from my bedroom

if you’re unwilling to take feedback you can suck my entire dick

if you don’t want war and don’t want people to needlessly suffer, you are a better person than god christianity’s god is an unfeeling, shitty ass god rise above the brittle bones of christianity that our parents tried to feed us with and resist, i am so fucking tired of this shit

i should know this probably but what is the real reason trump is attacking iran? not what he’s telling the media or saying on truth social, what’s his actual motive? is he trying to be buddies with israel or is it more oil stuff or does he just love terrorizing brown people or all of the above?

it’s so funny to think about elder ballard being a mentor to david archuleta and *checks notes* tim fucking ballard

almost done reading DEVOUT by david archuleta and damn, nothing like exposure to the highest levels of the church to make you lose your testimony i didnt have in-depth discussions with apostles but i definitely relate to his wizard of oz moment where he realized apostles arent divinely inspired

one time someone told me that his home teacher or ministering brother or whatever showed up at his house specifically to confront him about following me on twitter and i just think that’s crazy like how did they know he followed me on twitter and why did that even matter 😭

roommate is out of town so im walking around nakey

it’s a really beautiful night to cry so hard i throw up

things are feeling bleak over here

me going to 4 hours of pole today

nothing like checking your period calendar and realizing you do actually feel this bad and it isn’t hormones

crying! in my car

having a lot of bitter feelings and doing such a good job of shutting up

do you ever think “wow i am really good at handling things” and then something really hard happens that triggers all of your mom trauma and then a couple of disorienting things happen and next thing you know you’re crying at the grocery store over a text that wouldn’t have fazed you two weeks ago?

feeling like garbage today, can any witches tell me why

instead of watching the state of the union address, i will be doing a naked video call for money so

my partner showed me a hand drawn picture of their own dick today

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why are you, a man, messaging me just to shoot the breeze get to the point or i will block you

won’t somebody PLEASE think of the BREASTS???

i think the longer i live the less i am able to believe in jesus the way mormons and christians do, even the progressive ones

if youre cool with a hoe phase & against polyamory i really dont know what to say bc polyamory is just a more permanent hoe phase where the people youre fucking/dating all know about each other & maybe are even on speaking terms & maybe even had a threesome at a party once

very nsfw but im sure bluesky will mark it accordingly

this year marks 3 years since me and my ex separated and i still have no desire to live with a partner, even if i love them so much and think the world of them

me to my dog who is turning his nose up at the food in his bowl: your mom popped her pussy so hard on OF to bring this to you, you should be a little more grateful

what does a girl have to do to get tied up around here

my dog is so lucky he doesn’t know what the sentence “jd vance is tweeting about repealing prop 4 in utah” means

do you ever think that maybe you’re going through more than a human being is capable of going through while still maintaining their sanity

im gonna say something controversial and you’re allowed to hate me for saying it but i do not think it’s helpful to dogpile on people who are posting to say they regret voting for trump