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guys glenn beck did this really funny video where he sat down with an AI version of george washington to try to justify the war in iran and i can’t stop thinking about it

the evil sith lord will now be called emperor pen palpatine

a guy ive hooked up with a couple times just shared a compilation of scenes of christian bale working out in american psycho as if it was legitimate workout inspo

just lost hours of my life to pokopia and im not even sad about it

nintendo missed a great opportunity to just call it “mr mimecraft”

one of my favs bought me a switch 2 and will be greatly rewarded 🥲🩷

sorry, promoting important things over here (my OF)

good morning

made beet orzotto last night (with golden beets because the store was out of red ones) and it turned out so damn good i don’t like complicated recipes and i feel like this one was perfect

watched saint maud last night it was so perfect tbh

feeld is going well

things are feeling kinda tumultuous internallyyyyyyyy

“am i avoidant or am i just being careful” a memoir

eating a huge bowl of reese’s puffs before bed >>>>>>

Utah Animal Adoption Center is seeking donations after someone drove a car into their building

just realized tim ballard (OUR founder) was doing a bill paxton in true lies

“respect your elders” have they tried being respectable

currently sitting next to two conservatives who are complaining that the liberals “got mad that mike lindell, the founder of my pillow, was spreading the truth about 2020 election fraud and removed his product from their stores” so im glad they are focusing on the issues that really matter right now

listen

a girl i hooked up with last year wants to hook up again, never kill yourself ✨✨

am i crying for a real reason or am i crying because i need 1900-2200 calories a day and ive only had 1500 today and my body is screaming at me

smeared half an avocado across 2 pieces of bread and sprinkled them with salt and pepper and it was very delicious, might do it again with the other half

i have always been more on the loner side than the “have lots of friends” side and as i get older i think this is more related to the fact that i have never really understood how to make and maintain close friendships

once again complaining about how time-consuming it is to get enough nutrient dense food while doing 4-6 hours of pole a week 🥲

well well well

everyone is talking about having to send emails while the world feels like it’s ending but there’s a sex worker out there who has to go buy an anal dildo today to record content (it’s me)

confirming plans today like

does it matter if my nudes get leaked? like i know it matters in the context of people judging me or thinking im a slut and maybe it affects my reputation or future job opportunities but is there like some big problem besides that anyways that’s what im thinking about this morning

it took me WEEKS to successfully do this (it’s an invert into basic butterfly)

my butt is getting bigger (thanks, pole)

will something still be delivered to the right place if i put “sugarhouse” instead of “south salt lake” on the envelope

i used to bruise a lot more easily (probably because i wasn’t fueling my body very well), so ive been really thrilled to have my pole bruises heal quickly and have them mostly be small :’) they were bigger when i first started but they’ve gotten smaller as time goes on bc ive been eating well

sometimes i miss feeling like i was a part of a family so much i feel like the wound never really goes away, even though i do think it’s better for my health and sanity to not be connected to most of them right now

If you raised your hand today to sustain a prophet who did electric shock therapy on gay people and drove them to suicide, you know better and shame on you tbh

the number of people who feel comfortable labeling themselves as therapists with no formal training or certification makes me deeply uncomfortable

her comments perfectly describe why i wrote HOE PHASE (a full length pro-abortion comedy)

gave oliver benadryl because his eye was itchy and i think it’s allergies? anyway no one told me that a side effect of benadryl is rapid heart rate and increased anxiety (it’s me, im the one with a rapid heart rate and increased anxiety hoping i dosed it right)

when we were separating my ex ran a smear campaign on me by getting coffee with every single one of our friends and telling a self-victimizing sob story about how i had ruined his life because we opened up our marriage and i broke our agreements (ie, i broke the curfew he put on me ONE TIME)

i feel like im the only person on earth who does not like to be sent tiktoks

SugarHouse, SLC, Utah.

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this economy has me googling “cheap, quick, nutritious snacks” as if you can have all three

i think we should make a movie about how badly the military is fucking up the ocean from the perspective of the sea creatures, but it’s a horror movie à la watership down

i know i complain about this constantly but eating enough when you’re working out a lot is such a full time job like if you slip up for even 3-4 hours suddenly you’re fucked

the one one the left has no label and the one on the right got labeled lmfaoooo

tried it again tonight

a girl who tied me up and then climbed on top of me while we made out is coming over on thursday and i am feeling really horny about it nobody jinx this for me, i need her on top of me again so badly

a jasmine into a genie into a side climb into a figurehead into a hello boys