you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

NUREMBERG 2 THE POLLS

Antipepe

they believe “criminal” is a kind of person you are, not a status contingent upon actions you take. J6 rioters going to jail was not an outrage because there are no laws they could break that would make them criminals, whilst innocence or guilt have no bearing on if others are criminals or not

when the people who shuttered USAID learn of a diabetic single mother and her disabled son starving to death 9,000 miles away because of aid cuts, they don't see failure or dereliction or tragedy, but rather success: the people they view as unworthy of life are dying

JK Rowling and Don Quixote doing the fusion dance

Being an extremely tall trans chick in public is very good game design because it immediately catches the players attention, telling them where to crawl on their hands and knees towards

comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher

It's becoming clear that this is not an administration that is popular or skilled enough to do the consolidation needed to implement actual fascism, so they've decided that constantly creating fascism-flavored content is good enough

What's your sign?

it is a tragedy both that charlie kirk lived and that he died

From, "A better future is possible," to, "A future is possible. For now, that is better."

holy shit yes please

universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam

The Gilded Rage

It me im melania

the funniest possible day for it to happen is 9/11

[looking at the gettysburg address] “that sign won’t stop me because i can’t read”

“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”

The Adjudicator in John Wick 3 is so my type it's unreal lol

i stopped being puzzled by this once i realized that this was what orwell actually meant by doublethink

As someone who grew up watching fuzzy tape of Apollo: hello again, old friend :)

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

😢 www.nytimes.com/2025/07/27/a...

This is a crucial flaw in “free speech culture” mindset, which tends to presume against all evidence that everyone is participating in good faith. It’s one thing to say the wolf should have a fair chance to eat me; it’s another to say I have an obligation to make the wolf feel comfortable about it.

And a plurality of voters fell for it. Unpresidented.

Now there's a tattoo

So this stuff is genuinely very disturbing and dangerous bsky.app/profile/atru...

William Carlos Williams if he was in an open marriage:

i have friends everywhere :)

They're called Bond films because they pay off once every 30 years

have u guys seen andor lol

I don't think Liz Bruenig is clever enough to understand her argument is literally just "estate law should not exist"

man that is a tight punchy 1000 words right there

this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion

ADD a letter and ruin a movie Shaving Private Ryan

catholics: oh hey u guys are back early me: pope's woke catholics: what? me: *grabs rosary, heads toward the confessional* pope's woke

full disclosure: i don't know what i'm talking about

Kind, decent, and compassionate, Pope Francis was badly out of step with contemporary western culture.

Popes are chosen by God, making them the ultimate Dei hire

Some say the world will end in FOIA Some say in ICE

It’s very simple IMHO. Chuck looks at Republicans and sees his Senate work buddies. Bill looks at them and sees people who pretended to be his friends and lied to his fucking face about supporting every principle he holds sacred for years. This is because Bill is smarter and has self respect.

ok but "does not pay taxes or write poetry" is a much better descriptor of what it means to be a Kennedy

The entire POINT is to cultivate an obedient press and docile population that accepts accusations without pushback. The fact that the administration’s accusations are increasingly overtly ass-damp is a feature, not bug.

Dunning-Kruger on the most massive scale possible. Relearning that which is obvious to experts and even attentive laypeople, immolating dizzying amounts of treasure and blood to do it. Tax everything till the only import is wisdom, bitterly earned.

Pope Leo X and Charles V discover environmentalism

it would be a historic irony if Donald Trump riggled out of so many jams, literally dodged a bullet, only to destroy himself with his own hands over the one thing he truly believes in

it's hard to remember, but there *was* actually a time where he could give a very good pitch, head and shoulders above either zuckerberg *or* bezos. tbh, my grand unifying theory of elon musk is that twitter legitimately destroyed his inner life