haha. anyway, my buddy’s very good brewery used to share a parking lot with this office until the landlord went behind his back to replace him with a “private business club” that offered members the opportunity to drink a bad negroni next to John Menard for just $2,500 a year. it’s not doing well

that's adorable

The Dutch olympic jackets have a bomb ass logo on the back

Ohio State, Leslie Wexner, and John Zeiger have buried their Epstein problems for 20 years. The university has created "Jeffrey Epstein guidelines" for employees handling angry callers, with Ohio State to debut its opulent new University Hospital on the Wexner Medical Center's campus on Sunday.

same, girl, same

NO HAY BANDERA AMARILLA NO HAY BANDERA AMARILLA

Portage native Hocevar fucked up

Hell yeah Reddick!

Let's see those cowards hold up 16 fingers for Biffle.

When I get just a little too warm under the covers:

Platner's dismissive comments about sexual assault in the military were so disgusting that a candidate who had experienced assault in the service dropped out to endorse Mills rather than risk Platner getting into the senate. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/progressiv...

The thing that makes this extra funny to me is that I think the cat is about to say this is all moving too fast…

I just trash picked a huge pile of photos from the State Department so you all get Madeline Albright in a cowboy hat

This was Wes Anderson *as hell.*

This is blackout poetry to me

Sorry, it was Willow the cat’s fault. We tried to stop her.

i'm older than the DHS and have never seen it do anything good for The Average American (whatever that means) in my entire life. i have seen it be a big racism lever that every administration loves to pull like that dril tweet tho

AEW fans: oh no! Brody wasn't on the last episode of Dynamite, he must have been silenced! Brody in Australia:

Whoopsies

TITANS OF BALD

For anyone that complains about the red tape of government, has also never worked for a large corporation that silos everything to death, so you have to get like 8 people involved just to book a damn flight for a meeting.

Yeah the family that owns the crumbling Ambassador bridge got in his ear www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/w...

If Moderna is no longer bringing vaccine trials for Epstein-Barr virus (good evidence that EB causes Multiple Sclerosis), herpes, and shingles because of Trump appointees, I want prison time for those appointees. This might be dooming millions to disease they don’t have to experience.

Uhhhhh. This isn't talking about 2 people

I'm still SHOCKED by the obscene rise in billionaire election spending since Citizens United in the NYT piece, despite already knowing that election corruption w/ $ was profound. (Recall that BCRA fought dangerous campaign $ in *2002*) The article data didn't have a graph, so I made one to show it.

Good news: there's no durable majority for fascism Bad news: we are locked in a life or death struggle against fascism and our victory depends on people with less understanding of how the world functions than my 14-month old

I will add Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23. He plays "himself" but is so good and funny.

That's bullshit! I also have no idea whatsoever about ice dancing

One of the first results for ugly cry. RIP to a legend

👏👏👏

"Why do you care about this stuff when you're making money" is the best summary of Republicans. Couldn't have done better myself, good job Pam.

Yeah. That checks

I know it's cringe to be like "we are going to win" but when you have career DOJ prosecutors flipping sides and being like "I quit two weeks ago and I'm ready to burn this bitch to the ground" I don't know what else to say

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold

Ring is a wildly dangerous company. Always has been. But it has sort of flown under the radar the last couple years as it tried to soften its image. Make no mistake that this is an extremely dangerous surveillance dragnet: www.404media.co/with-ring-am...

If China took away the Stanley Cup, how would Canada even know?

And uh, confirming Les Wexner was one of the co conspirators

Duncan Robinson is too old for this shit. 😂

The far-right hates liberalism in part because liberalism empowered women socially, politically, and economically, and so made them less dependent on settling for a mediocre man to provide for them. So they want to destroy liberalism to return women to a state of powerlessness and dependence.

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

"Nobody thought something like this could happen here" they say...

[last week] i don't know the names of any curlers but i'll probably have it on in the background while i do other stuff [today] IF CORY AND KOREY WIN GOLD WE ARE GOING TO CHILI'S TO CELEBRATE

"Trump voters urge him to tone down the rhetoric and focus more on domestic issues, especially clearer pathways to legal status for law-abiding immigrants", proving they unaccountably had no clue who they were voting for.

The relief that many Haitians here feel is tempered by an omnipresent dread, one most likely felt in immigrant communities across America as they wait to see which city ICE will surge into next “It’s just a pause" - executive director of Springfield’s Haitian Community Help and Support Center #ohio

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

woke up and spent like 20 minutes staring at the ceiling, thinking about the fact that 40% of Americans don't understand potato chips are made from potatoes

theres a video of jon hamm dancing on the sidelines and people are calling him tío jamón

When I heard people describe Rahm Emanuel and Andrew Cuomo as "tough", that's automatically a tell that person equates poor emotional regulation and mindless bluster with toughness.