twitter this last week

If you don't get that the "yucky porn games" are the gateway to censor further media that YOU personally think is acceptable, you need to get your head out of your ass. They're trying to divide people into smaller groups so their collective power is also smaller. Kill the cop in your head.

Execs always claim bloated budgets increase retail prices. This is a lie. They will always increase prices to whatever they think they can get away with. Always have, always will. AI is merely a new get-richer-quicker scheme. And execs will never admit the most bloated costs… are themselves.

steam should let people change their SteamID literally once and then never again. i do not want to see my internet deadname every time i purchase a game 😭😭

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can schedule teams messages and outlook messages so that they arrive on Monday if someone is out for thanksgiving week and it's not urgent

willem dafoe g-man

Cortex: ughhh I’m gonna fucking kill myself uhh Crash help me find my daugh- errr niece Dingodile in the boiler room:

"Activist" is being purposely used by Sky News here to obscure the fact that Linehan had a violent outburst with a teenager.

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

having a normal one right now

As we're rolling development of the next update along, we're still looking for new talented coding blood to join our team. If you're handy with ActionScript 3.0 and interested, feel free to shoot us a DM.

Why the fuck is there a Wendy's theme on Xbox 360

How text selection is different on different browsers / browser engines:

h/t @technihilism.bsky.social

shoutouts to spotify for writing the most dogshit webapp ever

please stop using spotify

AI bubble? No thanks. Soap was working just FINE!

Original Xbox UI, created in the year 2073

"We're all Charlie Kirk" I'm not buying it till the Kirkies start showing off their Kirksonas

i like pizza, i like burger, i like chicken nugget, and i like honey mustard

Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies (Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)

jumbo size baguette ft @nebulajelly.bsky.social #art #illustration #teto #kasaneteto #utauteto #synthvteto #BREAD

bro got the john pork virus after updating to ios 26

xbox crocs. yes. that's what we needed. instead of games or a stable hardware platform

what if they made a timeskip adeleine in a kirby game and she's really tired and frustrated at everything because she needs to constantly paint shit for clients and ribbon is still just ribbon

this char.ai shit is for the fuckin birds man

I hate when that happens

@hankgreen.bsky.social nooo, Hank don’t do it!!!

why is sonic racing crossworlds 30% off on everything *except* steam

early cookie clicker: "sigh, no one will even try my cookies!" late game cookie clicker: "the end of the world is upon us, despite dimensions enslaved and the blood poured from sacrifices"

steam machine de la abuela

...you can't make this stuff up.

Americans made online grifting a profitable business but then got mad that foreigners can do it for cheaper

Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.

hmm

When f4mi produces in 4:3, You gotta watch on the CRT

Whoa it's almost like this entire cultural movement is based on fake bullshit at every level and our leaders should stop letting fucking social media dictate policy

Not as creepy as Water Daniel ..

This pic goes HARDER! 🔥🔥🔥

And a reminder that the 3DS and Wii U aren't fully officially dead and that you can still redownload your games and use Pokémon Bank. ...contrary to what you can understand from the press that tend to sum it up in a worse way than it is.

as a ROBLOX player since 2010 i fully agree. and it makes me sad! i don't WANT it to be like this, but as it is, it is inherently dangerous for children to exist on ROBLOX period. every single safety feature recently added since schlep is poor and easily circumvented, too.

Honestly, it seems the key to online safety might actually require parents to take actions to protect their children rather than demand the state do it.