Did you know? If you spin the Poob logo upside down it still says Poob- wait it says qood. FUCK.

Sony ditching discs is a good thing actually because it means that when blu-rays for movies and TV aren't being produced more people will subscribe to Poob.

Yes. A lot of employees and studios that will be the first to suffer for the mistakes of management. And Netflix, I guess.

Due to Microsoft pulling funding, the Poob app will no longer be available on the Xbox storefront as of today. Xbox does NOT have it for you.

That's right, a Persona Live-Action series is in the wo- wait what the fuck do you mean this isn't a joke?

We are delighted to announce DELTARUNE: The Animated Series is being spearheaded by visionary showrunner and producer Adi Shankar. We look forward to sharing more information in the coming months.

DELTARUNE: The Animated Series. COMING SOON. #NextOnPoob

It is with great sadness that we inform you that the offices of Poob Game Studios exploded in the early hours of June 24th, leaving nothing but rubble and shredded concept art for The Ooze 2. All PGS projects are indefinitely cancelled on account of all the developers perishing in a gas leak.

These are the words of a disgruntled employee who was terminated with extreme prejudice for stealing my leftover lasagna from the company fridge. The Ooze 2 is in active development.

Slander. Our legal team will be in touch.

We are beyond excited to announce the next evolution for Poob. Poob Game Studios will bring to you the latest and greatest in innovative interactive entertainment. We will be collaborating with multiple partners to ensure that no matter where you play, Poob will have it for you.

Oopsie! We bought up a bunch of indie filmmaker studios a few years ago for too much money and we aren't making it all back, so we're just gonna shut down a ton of them. No, our CEO won't take a pay cut - are you fucking stupid? We can just ruin the lives of thousands of people who work for us.

We sure are! Be sure to tune in to the @nintendooamerica.bsky.social Direct on 6/9 to get a Poob exclusive look at the new F-Zero which is now somehow another fucking remake of Star Fox 64!

Big deal, we released the Poob app on the Master System last month and saw a huge spike in subscriptions in Brazil.

Shit. I deleted the Poob app from every storefront by accident. I don't even know why we have a button that does that. I'm so fucking fired dude.

Get ready Oozers. #OozeOnPoob #ThePooze

Unironically though, trans rights are human rights. Love y'all.

Happy Pride Month! I'm delighted to be the first to announce that Poob, the entire streaming service, is pansexual. Stream Blue is the Warmest Color today.

Time to listen to our fans! Comment what movie YOU think should come to Poob and we'll bring the one with the most likes; copyright laws be damned!

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Whatever man. Poob branded air fryers coming soon.

Thriller classic “Gaslight” coming soon to Poob! Or is it? What are you talking about we never said that

Someone reposted the Van Helsing post onto Reddit and the comments are about as 'stick up your ass' as you could get. Check out Martin Scorsese's "Elf with a Gun" coming soon to Poob.

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One of the interns suggested a movie search engine called "Pooble" so I gave him my keys and told him to go home and fuck my husband.

It's always "Poob has it for you" and never "You have it for Poob." :(

After looking into reports of security compromises on the Poob app, we can confirm that the only keyloggers installed are intentional and are only meant for advertising purposes. Please do not worry.

Poob subscribers who are fans of Sega's "The Ooze" will want to keep an eye out at Summer Game Fest this year.

Our advertising budget went up.

Poob is now POOB

To celebrate 20 years of New Super Mario Bros., we have released the Poob app for the Nintendo DS™️ family of systems so you can watch The Super Mario Bros. Movie on the go, utilizing both screens at once! Download it today!

Buy n Large is the exclusive retailer for @poobtv.bsky.social products! Buy them.

The Poob Dream has been Cast! Poob will soon be available on all your favorite Sega devices. Be sure to check select retailers for cartridge or disc availability. (Or just use a boot disc and pirate it like most people do.)

We're happy to announce that Van Helsing (2003) starring Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale will be streaming exclusively on Poob this July. Poob has it f- mmfh.. did- did you just kiss m- mmm wait, we're both boys- we can't... mmhgh..