One of the interns suggested a movie search engine called "Pooble" so I gave him my keys and told him to go home and fuck my husband.

It's always "Poob has it for you" and never "You have it for Poob." :(

After looking into reports of security compromises on the Poob app, we can confirm that the only keyloggers installed are intentional and are only meant for advertising purposes. Please do not worry.

Poob subscribers who are fans of Sega's "The Ooze" will want to keep an eye out at Summer Game Fest this year.

Our advertising budget went up.

Poob is now POOB

To celebrate 20 years of New Super Mario Bros., we have released the Poob app for the Nintendo DS™️ family of systems so you can watch The Super Mario Bros. Movie on the go, utilizing both screens at once! Download it today!

Buy n Large is the exclusive retailer for @poobtv.bsky.social products! Buy them.

The Poob Dream has been Cast! Poob will soon be available on all your favorite Sega devices. Be sure to check select retailers for cartridge or disc availability. (Or just use a boot disc and pirate it like most people do.)

We're happy to announce that Van Helsing (2003) starring Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale will be streaming exclusively on Poob this July. Poob has it f- mmfh.. did- did you just kiss m- mmm wait, we're both boys- we can't... mmhgh..

Noticed our streams per hour went down by 48% the moment the FFXIV patch came out. Convenient. We know what you are.

We also have exclusives.

We Are Poob

Yes, we're aware that our name sounds like "Pube". No, we can't change it. We've spent far too much money on graphic design.

"I'm not turning my streaming off! I am Sneakers o' Poob!" Three new movies for real sneaker heads have just been added to our service!

Here at Poob, we believe in prioritizing a healthy environment. That's why my manager lets me slam Diet Cokes on company time.

Our intern Chad is very excited to share our upcoming lineup for some reason. The Sixth Sense and Se7en are streaming June 7th, here on Poob. #PoobHasItForYou

The Mage's Guild banned the Poob Scry before we became a business because they 'foresaw a dire omen' (Space Jam 2 on the orbs).

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Instead of Nintendo infiltrating the movies, how about the movies infiltrating your Nintendo? That's right, after 9 years the Poob app is finally available on the Nintendo Switch™️ family of systems in select regions.

Against all odds, he built a beverage empire. Al Pacino stars as Al Pacino in DUNKACCINO, a Poob™ original biopic about the life and times of the inventor of the 21st century greatest drink and the uphill battle for success. Also starring Jack Nicholoson, Margot Robbie and Hawk Tuah Girl

in my living room. straight up "Poobing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My mooveys

It's time to Goon! Three new movies are available to stream here on Poob! #PoobHasItForYou

Yes. Next question.

Dude.

Come on and Jam™ - no DVD player required! Space Jam, Space Jam, and Space Jam are now available to stream on Poob.tv! #PoobHasItForYou

Don't change the channel! Three new movies are available right now on Poob.tv! 🫥 📺 🧂