We made this game. This is an intentional feature.

Happy whatever the fuck. Consume our products.

Buy n Large will no longer sell physical products as of March 31st, 2028. All products currently available will still be available as a nontransferable digital license that we can take away from you at any time. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image!

We’re building a Buy n Large store in @blackmesa-official.bsky.social’s research facility! We legally can’t show pictures but trust us, we’re there.

Alright we’re done early with all of the gay stuff We like really don’t care about you we just want your money

Hi, we are Buy n Large

And you can buy them at Buy n Large.

Fag n Got

Gay n Trans

One of Poob Game Studio’s partners is us: Buy n Large. All physical releases for their games will be exclusive to BNL retailers. Digital releases, including those cards with the game key on them, will remain purchasable at any storefront. Poob has it for us.

You could do this. Orrrr you could come to Buy n Large and buy our film. Up to you. We don’t have a strong preference.

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Homer dropped his donut? Homer spilled his soda? Well good thing he can visit his local Buy n Large retailer to buy more donuts and soda at a highly reasonable price!

This says a lot about our society.

Buy n Large sells yuri.

Buy n Large sells yaoi.

Buy n Large is collaborating with Google Balls! If you visit your local BNL from July 1st through July 31st, you might see some familiar (spherical) characters! The red, green, yellow, blue, and even purple Google Balls will be at our stores! #googleballs @googleballs.com

You can buy these at any Buy n Large retailer. Not. We don’t carry these. They’re lame. Fuck off.

What was “the incident” at your local Buy n Large?

The Time n Large analog clock (50% off, now $29.99! Buy yours today at BNL!) is ticking. 👀

Proud to announce I'm sponsored by @buy-n-large.bsky.social !!!!

At Buy n Large, you’re family. Come to our store. We appreciate it. Greatly.

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This is false. Tinklepit, Garubara, and Giddio Spario are Buy n Large subsidiaries.

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We have canceled our plans to merge with Sega Corporation (@sega.jp). More information here: bit.ly/4vwiEBH

No. It’s about slung-n-large.

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We are going to be in the direct. This is not a prediction.

The Woke Fucking App is presented to you by Buy n Large! Download today.

BNL does not support evil corporations. Fuck off.

We apologize for any misinformation surrounding Home posted on this account. The cat’s name is Pig and Smek is a captain, not a general. We have fired our previous social media manager and replaced him with someone who actually knows Home and isn’t just larping.

@homeofficial.bsky.social is collaborating with Buy n Large! Visit your local BNL this year and you might see your favourite Home characters: Oh, Tip, whatever the fuck the cat is named, or even General Smek!

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This month at Buy n Large, all gay equipment is 25-50% off. What is gay equipment? Come to BNL and you’ll find out.

Five Large Warios is 75% off at Buy n Large. Buy them here instead.

Buy n Large is the store EVERYONE loves. This includes the gays. Consume our products.

We can buy and sell you at a discount price.

Be gone with yourself.

These can be bought at Buy n Large. If you would want to look like this. Why would you want that? Irrelevant. Give us money.

Fuck you. *Gives you £500,000* Buy from our store.

Buy yourselves something from Buy n Large instead. Many things, even. *Gives you £200,000*

Be Buy like Large…

I just have no words. You're just so pathetic.

Buy n Large does not condone AI generated media. It is a disgrace to art itself, not to mention ugly and overly reliant on expensive and environmentally harmful data centers. If we catch you watching any of these, we will find you. This is not an empty threat, we know where all of you live.

You can’t afford our products? Bill issue

Us.