sometimes i forget that cells are living things im a living being made up of living beings humans are systems of hiveminds working together

"my name is ander dingus" ok?? my name is toph beifong and i need 4 tickets??

loud femtanyl in the car yayy

i dont trust ppl with "no dni" in their bio

i cant stop thinking abt this one time this kid took a bunch of puffs off a vape IN CLASS and blew into his shirt and didn't get caught

i love that puppygirl sm omgggfhhf

is this the guy that owns that one Roblox game

But he's the world's smallest man

god i love moon walker sm ihghtjdje

Is this the world you wanted? You're on your own, what happens now? You think you stand for something But you're no different than anybody else

sleepy's dad's cd collection is..... LOST MEDIA?!?

a long time ago my dad had a real big collection of cds and it was most likely 80% bangers and he threw it out (before i was even an idea) we're both mad about it

"why is [this thing] on [surface]?" just say you want me to move it its not that hard bro dont piss me off

ay caramba

I have no loyalty to the United States. I genuinely hate this country and hope it dissolves. To see a government go out of its way to treat not only its own people like garbage but people around the world at every possible turn goes against any idea of basic human decency. /1

sexism is counter-revolutionary

gonna play that one mouse PI game just because ign gave it a 6/10 because its a mouse PI game

j jona jamison after failing to get pictures:

a horse walks into a bar "ow"

wive,.whereeee go ,. ,.bweh ,. .,

i do not like the photo carousel; MAKE IT OPTIONSL PLS ‼️‼️‼️‼️

jsut realized i gotta do something for my prootwifes birthday ! ! ! !

how it feels when someone who doesn't follow you likes your post

top 10 screenshots of all time

ist es over fur mich

alg staar its so joever for me

this is NOT 69 degrees blawg this is 80 at the least </3

cuck slumlords thinking they will convince anybody with their crapitalist slopaganda ✌🏽🥹

holy dhit red balls

wait deku no the flying knife is over there

what if instead of moon child it was MOON WALKER WASTELAND COUNTRY ALBUM OUT MAY FIRST ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊📢📢📢📢

i love context

hey dogs! it's tape. i found out that there are some metadata on the bluesky did that is unable to remove. and i rather have it gone. for my future sanity. so i urge everyone to consider following my alt @togdape.bsky.social . after 30 apr 2026 i will move there and deactivate this. thank you <3

forces you to screenshare krita so ur drivers fucking explode

i just realized theres a very faint rose dm oh my god

fuck chargers only working at a specific angle u ever have a headphone only work at a specific angle

never kys

the realization that i really am gonna spend the rest of my life with these ppl is genuinely do amazing like wdym i get to live with people that bring me true happiness and joy forever

wheres the rest of my website

We fight fire with silence and pray somebody hears

They give all of your money to the same fat cats

You already died twice, you can still be replaced

tiktok editors using any song except that one "honorable" challenge (impossible)

entirely unprompted btw