real willa rose
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Human woman. Moon freak mom by night, museum comms by day.
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McSweeney's
4 months ago
Low-grade fever: Eat a McFlurry in an ice bath full of bleach. Cramps: Try not complaining. Men get cramps, too, you know. Lightning crotch: Exorcism.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
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The Trump Administration’s Recommendations for Managing Pregnancy Discomfort
“For this reason, they are strongly recommending that women limit Tylenol use during pregnancy unless medically necessary. That’s, for instance, in...
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-trump-administrations-recommendations-for-managing-pregnancy-discomfort
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Plagued by this crushing pit in my heart that if my children experience a school shooting then I will have no one to blame but myself, as their parent, for staying in this fucking country.
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I spy my friend Stephen Towns!!
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america’s local band cheekface
5 months ago
cheekfaceeeeeeeee
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The latest episode of The Outfit got me brainstorming the cast of the Ken Eto film, which got me realizing I am ignorant to many Japanese American actors. Somehow can't picture George Takei as the retired Eto drinking Dunkin in the Atlanta suburbs.
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7 months ago
magician opening his shirt "Are these your nipples" and they are
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My 5.5 year old made this hat for the
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show tomorrow night. "LET'SROCK..." with a rock falling from the sky. Stay tuned to find out if I will regret bringing a child to an indie rock concert.
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Kristen Mulrooney
10 months ago
Every Saturday with my kids is a Calamitous ORTBO
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Alex Blechman
11 months ago
I don’t understand. I keep posting insightful takes on the world’s problems but it hasn’t magically fixed everything
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More surprising, I think the reggae one is my favorite track, haha!
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11 months ago
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Cheekface was right. It is a rude world. Can't say I had Cheekface reggae tracks on my 2025 bingo card but you know I support them 100% no matter what!
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11 months ago
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Recs on who to follow on this app? I need a little more joy and silliness interspersed with the fucking DOOM, otherwise this place is untenable.
11 months ago
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Paige Engard
11 months ago
You heard the sticker
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madeline odent
11 months ago
chaotic good
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What kind of brand name is this for kids snacks?
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Thank you Sharon McMahon for the breakdown. This is not ok, people.
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How Does Elon Musk Have So Much Power?
Early Monday morning, employees at the US Agency for International Development (USAID), the agency in charge of conducting humanitarian efforts around the world, were told not to come to work.
https://thepreamble.com/p/how-does-elon-musk-have-so-much-power?r=3mpdgy&utm_medium=ios&fbclid=PAY2xjawIO9rxleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABprkHbxlsNAiM6OAfSobZH7YjBQlCIebIAhz9324WYb3YDE0yTWyEy8FVkw_aem_ln8hI-goEkVFqTa8gX7hAA&triedRedirect=true
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Cheekface was right. Fuck all the transphobes.
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12 months ago
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The overwhelming urge to buzz your undercut after spending two full years trying to grow out your undercut.
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Moira Donegan
12 months ago
“We must end gender ideology,” say the people who believe that heterosexuality should be enforced with state violence and that women should have the legal status of permanent children.
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Kelsey Combe
12 months ago
🧩 Who Said It; The President of the US, or my 5 Year Old? Day 7. “In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.” Who said it?
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Kelsey Combe
12 months ago
Ugh it’s raining in Illinois. Must be because of DEI.
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Shenanigans
12 months ago
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
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hammancheez
12 months ago
Media : why were people cheering for Luigi People :
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22-Year-Old With Chronic Asthma Died After Inhaler Price Went From $66 to $539: Lawsuit
Cole Schmidtknecht's parents are now suing Walgreens and pharmacy benefit manager OptumRx.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cole-schmidtknecht-lawsuit-inhaler-walgreens-optumrx_n_679a92aae4b09f65216c9280
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Cheekface was right. Life really is long like a CVS receipt.
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america’s local band cheekface
12 months ago
Abolish ice
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Alex Blechman
12 months ago
When I start a new job I usually don’t defund Medicaid in the first week. I get my work computer set up and try to find some good lunch places near the office
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Deb Amlen
12 months ago
I love this so much
#severance
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Barry (Non Canon/Oxygen Thief)
12 months ago
Cheekface were right: “no”
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Linda Holmes
12 months ago
It's always deeply appreciated when you see something that makes you think, "I've genuinely never seen anything that even reminds me of this."
youtu.be/vDxYQd51Xuk?...
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Ladies & Gentlemen...50 Years of SNL Music | Official Preview | Peacock Original - SNL Fanatic
YouTube video by SNL Fanatic
https://youtu.be/vDxYQd51Xuk?si=bSlCaecDRLjqLy-j
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Brosephine Wires
12 months ago
How many wheels of Brie = 1 serving
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Since very few good things happen in this world anymore, I'll share... Wordle 1,318 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Kara Swisher
12 months ago
This is perfect explanation
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connor clary
12 months ago
I’ve been coming up with a list of male hobbies that are harmful to society and what I deem to be their acceptable, well-adjusted replacements. I think I’m onto something here…
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One of the greatest joys of parenting is making up goofy ass songs for everything. Just burst into a song about getting out of the bath to the tune of Harry Belafonte's 'Banana Boat.' Rhymes aren't there yet, still workshopping. Stay tuned.
12 months ago
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Dangers of using your mud room as a secondary refrigerator when it's -14 degrees.
12 months ago
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I really hate you, Mr. Beast Lab.
12 months ago
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Do you ever feel like a pervert when you're trying to turn on a lamp you've never used before?
12 months ago
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I need a giant fucking Snickers bar full of ice cream.
12 months ago
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nothing in my adult life is more disappointing than the fact that trains never have legit cabooses
12 months ago
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I have a skate bro friend (acquaintance). Last time I saw him, he asked about my kids and if he could see a picture. He grabbed his heart and said "That's sick. Sick family, bro." He was truly sincere. I think about it all the time for some reason.
12 months ago
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People who know me know that I know the world is extremely ducked up right now. So please bear with me over the next few days as I ignore current events to populate this butterfly app with miscellany just to see what happens to my algorithm and how this thing even works. TIA to my 6 followers.
12 months ago
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Amanda Sterling đź©·
12 months ago
Mount Denali forever, indigenous sovereignty forever, land back forever
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madeline odent
12 months ago
yes next question
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This is my first post on Bluesky. Hope I don't blow it.
12 months ago
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