connor clary
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The Rose Garden? Ohh you mean 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓖𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓷
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nobody warned me growing up just how hard it would be to find the perfect bucket and mop
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Ah yes my favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus said “shoot thy neighbor in the face” ❤️
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I’ve had more threatening encounters than that while walking through the Trader Joe’s parking lot and somehow I managed to survive without shooting the driver repeatedly in the face
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why is the vibe in modern dessert stores always so harsh and sanitized…I just wanna sit comfortably in a cozy spot eating a sundae, not propped up on a tiny stool at a white marble table underneath 8000K flood lights with Dance Monkey playing way too loud in the background
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I just got an AI generated TikTok ad for strip steaks being sold on Temu and I’m scared
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so I’m learning that all of the rich and powerful men who control the world apparently send emails exclusively from their iPads and communicate only in cryptic sentence fragments and unfunny one-liners
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so if the penny is gone are stores gonna stop pricing everything ending with .99
2 months ago
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a reenactment of Marina Abramović’s controversial 1974 performance art piece “Rhythm 0”
3 months ago
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am i having a stroke
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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reviewing the *official* 2025 Tr*mp Halloween collection 💀
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3 months ago
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what if the government never reopens lol
3 months ago
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sweeping cat litter off the floor
3 months ago
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my thoughts about the flotilla which is probably the most important thing we all need to pay attention to rn
4 months ago
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kind of insane that republicans are so determined to make health insurance as expensive as possible that the government shut down over it
4 months ago
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I think when the government shuts down we should all get the right to commit one misdemeanor of our choosing :)
4 months ago
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whoever is playing the distant 80s sax tunes in the background of this entire new doja cat album…I hope ur having an amazing day
4 months ago
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can someone keep my tamagotchi alive if I get raptured
4 months ago
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rules for the rapture 🔥
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ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD STAT!!!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’1
4 months ago
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this is where you can find me
4 months ago
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making ceramic ring holders 💍
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is this melania or some kind of ancient demon haunting donald trump
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reviewing pumpkin spice products that need to be stopped 🎃
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who the fuck ordered the pumpkin spice iphone
4 months ago
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it’s kinda awesome that there’s an animal where when it gets mad it just fucking sticks a needle in you
4 months ago
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this year’s song of the summer is Ambient White Noise For Sleep (10 hrs)
5 months ago
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chatgpt is cool and all but nothing will ever beat the euphoric experience of finding someone on yahoo answers asking for advice on your exact same, extremely niche situation
5 months ago
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Taylor Swift engaged, pumpkin spice latte season begins, trump’s hand is falling off….
5 months ago
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should I go all in on the halloween decor review videos this year 👀
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reviewing the cracker barrel rebrand ⭐️
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every cracker barrel should hire an old white man to sit outside and indiscriminately scream slurs at every patron who enters the building
5 months ago
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TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY TRANSGENDER!
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reviewing unhinged tr*mp merch from his *official* store 😳
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making spoon rests 🥄
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trump’s official merch store is taking a strangely erotic turn
6 months ago
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bring back real men! put on the wigs!
6 months ago
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“men used to go to war” ok and men used to put on powdered wigs and stockings to drink wine with their buddies so
6 months ago
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reject modernity (labubu) embrace tradition (uglydolls)
7 months ago
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I have no thoughts today just Addison
7 months ago
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Elon Musk: the president is a pedophile! also Elon: who I elected into office and kept in the presence of my four year old child!
8 months ago
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why is she here
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8 months ago
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adult life is just a neverending cycle of buying more salsa because you have leftover chips and then buying more chips because you have leftover salsa
8 months ago
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So does Jubilee whack their participants in the head with a baseball bat and inject them with steroids before every video or do these people actually think this way
8 months ago
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people who try to charge full price for their used furniture on facebook marketplace are a threat to soul of humanity and should be excommunicated from civil society
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the rapture will now be held at the Chicago Bean
8 months ago
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midwestern pope like p’ope let me scoot right past ya
8 months ago
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do u guys think all the popes are gossiping about each other at their sleepover rn 👀
8 months ago
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I’m not even catholic and I’m dyingggg to know what the popes are doing in there like omg the drama
8 months ago
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omg so basically the cardinals are all having a big sleepover
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