Just realized that BRAT was release on June 7 2024 and Addison was released June 6 2025 …something big is gonna happen June 5 2026 I feel it in my bonesssss

Can’t stand this woman why’s she always looking at me like 👁️👄👁️

Reviewing merch from the Tr*mp Store Mother’s Day collection 🌸🐝

Reviewing looks from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner red carpet

Begging for a bar to have a regular Björk night

Nobody will ever convince me that those plastic disposable salt grinders are anything but a scam

Protecting my peace by filing an extension on my tax returns

Reviewing influencer looks from Coachella 🌼

My main issue with the Paul brothers is that both of their hair looks like shit. Once they figure that out I’ll make further judgements

Sometimes I feel extremely stressed and then I remember that I’ll never have to take college algebra again and I realize that everything’s going to be okay

Trump just posted his conservative commentator burn book on main 😭

This is the foreign policy equivalent of a parent saying “I’m going to count to three” when they want you to do something

Happy easter I’m laying my egg

Teasing war plans like it’s a Taylor Swift album release

Our great Christian president is praising Allah and dropping the F-bomb on Easter

People who honk at you to hurry up while making a stressful unprotected left turn onto a highway are all dangerous sociopaths who deserve to be exiled from the society I think

If Trump wants $1.5 trillion for the military could I at least have a little bit of that just to buy a switch 2 so I can play pokopia

holy shit you can literally see the northern lights

You’ve just created one million Kristi Noem’s husbands

Dems wonder why Gen Z is disillusioned from politics and will do anything except acknowledge that they completely fucked over Bernie in 2016 and shattered any semblance of hope we had for this country as children

Sometimes I feel okay and then I learn facts like oh during prehistoric times it fucking rained nonstop for a million years straight. Like oh okay

I know feminism is still necessary because I’ve never had a Reddit snark page made about me and every single other female creater with my same size of audience has and they’re ruthless

Being an american vibes

I love living in the French Quarter because I could be having the worst day of my life and then suddenly the calliope on the steamboat will start playing a full on concert like it’s my own personal annoying soundtrack

I can’t believe we’re going to the moon and not even taking Katy Perry this time

Living in New Orleans is insane because what do you mean it’s the time of year where I have to watch out for the giant venomous caterpillars raining down from the sky

April fools day is really difficult to navigate when everything is already so unbelievably stupid

unironically miss rachel for president

when someone calls it chat gbt im like humanity is doomed

Reviewing the Tr*mp store spring collection 🐰🌷

I wanna play pokopia so bad but wdym I have to buy a whole new switch 2 when I just bought the first one three years ago 😭😭

The SAVE Act would require all American citizens to present photo ID to be able to vote. Meanwhile, in Kansas, Republicans passed a bill immediately invalidating the state-issued IDs of its transgender residents. Anti-trans laws present a clear threat to the functioning of our democracy.

Trans people deserve to exist. The only way forward is to proudly stand in solidarity with the trans community, and to consistently, without compromise, advocate for their right to live happy, healthy, safe, and fulfilling lives. www.currentaffairs.org/news/this-ne...

I wrote an article with @currentaffairs.bsky.social! It’s about the anti-trans law in Kansas and the cowardly establishment democrats who are throwing trans people under the bus. Read it here: www.currentaffairs.org/news/this-ne...

yay let’s get drunk and gamble our money away on death markets

uncover their faces you fucking weirdos

Make Timothee Chardonnay a Twink Again

why didn’t melania movie win best picture

Suez Canal has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn

who was asking for epstein deposition merch

this has to be a form of psychological warfare being conducted by the Canadian government

about Kansas 🌾🌾

why was I at the gay club finding out we’re at war with Iran 🤨

reviewing looks from the state of the union 😭

fuck it my religion is whatever the ramblings are on the side of my dr bronners 18-in-1 pure-castile magic soap bottle

Reviewing the Turning Point USA “All-American Halftime Show” 🏈

Reviewing the Olympic opening ceremony 🇮🇹

Omg wait they’re playing football at the bad bunny concert?

I never want to hear a conservative use the phrase “safe space” ever again