Kelsey Combe
@kelseycombe.bsky.social
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Oxford Comma Enthusiast Patriarchy fighter Social justice 💪🏻 Somewhat mindful. 0% demure.
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I have a new theory about the unhinged reaction to Taylor Swift being shown on TV for 25-44 seconds during Travis Kelce’s football games. Seems like an unreasonable thing to get so upset over, right? But for some men, ahem, 25 seconds is a really really long time… 🫣
about 1 year ago
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Toxic masculinity is responsible for the majority of murders in this world. It has got to stop.
9 days ago
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RSVP for the birthday party for the neighbor’s kids. Check to make sure ICE hasn’t murdered anyone else. Pay for the school field trip. Check to make sure we haven’t invaded anymore countries. Figure out a dinner for my family tonight. America. WHAT THE FCK.
11 days ago
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Pete Hegseth: Gah! I meant to be texting Jeff Goldblum! Not Jeff Goldberg! Trump Admin: How is that better? Hegseth: I mean, he has military clearance, right? Because he helped save us from the illegal aliens on independence day?
10 months ago
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Kelsey Combe
Amber
11 months ago
Out of one side of their mouths, dems in office will quote Dr. MLK Jr. when it suits them or praise the late John Lewis for his “good trouble,” but out the other side will censure
@algreen.house.gov
. Shameful. My friend
@kelseycombe.bsky.social
gets it right: “Democracy dies in decorum.”
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The most gut wrenching thing out of all of this is the long posts from national park rangers being let go- after dedicating their lives to the preservation of wildlife and nature.
11 months ago
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🧩 Daily Game. Who said it, the president of the US or my 5 year old? “It’s a penguin that’s trying to get you!”
11 months ago
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🧩 Daily game! Who said it; the president of the US, or my 5 year old? “The kidney has a very special place in the heart.” Who said it?
11 months ago
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White people be like: Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show needed more diversity! Nah, he just hired the best and most qualified people for the job, babes 🤷🏼‍♀️
11 months ago
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🧩 Daily game! Who said it; the President of the US or my 5 year old? “I might change my name. I’m pretty strong. I might change it to MuscleMan or something.” Who said it?
11 months ago
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🧩 Daily Game. Who said it; The president of the US or my 5 year old? “I used all of my blocks, then all of his blocks, and when I was done I had a great building, which I then glued together.” Who said it?
12 months ago
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🧩 Who said it; the president of the US or my 5 year old? "You take an airplane, it cost you $2. It cost you nothing you take an airplane." Who said it?
12 months ago
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My love language is dismantling the patriarchy and the oligarchy at the same time.
12 months ago
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Genocide Don and Genocide Elon.
12 months ago
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🧩 Who said it; the illegitimate president of the US or my 5 year old? “Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!” Who said it?
12 months ago
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🧩 Who said it? The President of the US or my 5 year old? Day 11. “Did you know the sun used to be a moon and then aliens blew it up and it became the sun?” Who said it?
12 months ago
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Elon Musk is definitely the worst president we’ve ever had.
12 months ago
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If you were mothering littles during a global pandemic AND now during a fascist takeover of your government, you might be a millennial.
12 months ago
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🧩 not in the mood for my game today as we watch America crumble. But fine. Who said it; the president of the US or my 5 year old? Day 10. "If the reporter doesn't want to tell you, it's 'bye-bye,' the reporter goes to jail.” Who said it?
12 months ago
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It’s okay that TTPD didn’t win any Grammys. It was for us - not for everyone. AND ALSO THERE’S A FASCIST TAKEOVER OF OUR GOVERNMENT HAPPENING IN FRONT OF OUR EYES. They just stole all our data- all our social security info. And gutted USAID. PAY ATTENTION
12 months ago
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Russian agents are destroying and dismantling the United States of America in front of our eyes and we are letting them.
12 months ago
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Hey. Elected officials of mine: FUCKING DO SOMETHING. I DONT CARE WHAT. DO SOMETHING. STOP THIS. WE ARE BEGGING YOU.
@sanders.senate.gov
12 months ago
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All I have to say about the Grammys is:
12 months ago
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MAGA blamed the price of eggs on Biden. So I get to blame the fact that we can’t even FIND eggs to buy, on Trump, right? Right? Or is it only the fault of the president when it’s a democratic president? Aha.
12 months ago
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MAGA: WE WANT CHEAPER EGGS. SCREW HUMAN RIGHTS Trump: Best I can do is no eggs and illegal destruction of the constitution.
12 months ago
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🧩 Who said it; The President of the United States or my 5 year old? Day 9. “I do a lot of things for glamour. I like glamour. Do you know the word glamour? I love glamour.” Who said it?
12 months ago
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Me, hearing about Mexico and Canada working on responding to the ridiculous US tariffs, as an American:
12 months ago
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🧩 Who Said It; The President of the US, or my 5 Year Old? Day 8. “I have a gut, and my gut tells me more sometimes than anybody else’s brain can ever tell me.” Who said it?
12 months ago
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I’ve seen people posting “wow I knew it was gonna be bad but not THIS bad THIS fast” and I’m just like where the fuck you been?? We tried to tell you! Even HE told you. Come the f on, be fuckin for real.
12 months ago
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Ugh it’s raining in Illinois. Must be because of DEI.
12 months ago
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🧩 Who Said It; The President of the US, or my 5 Year Old? Day 7. “In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.” Who said it?
12 months ago
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Wait… isn’t the electoral college basically… DEI for red states?
12 months ago
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Spotify made a suggested playlist for me called “villain mode” and yes that is the energy I’m taking into the next 4 years
12 months ago
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This one was… my 5 year old! Not sure what he was going on about…
add a skeleton here at some point
12 months ago
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Make no mistake- this administration’s incompetence will lead to more needless and horrific deaths.
12 months ago
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When republicans and TFG blame DEI hires for any tragedy, what they are saying is that if someone isn’t a white man, they are clearly incompetent. This is what they are saying. This is racism. Blatant, in our face, racism. (And sexism.) Call it out.
12 months ago
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I’m so glad that the guy from The Real World: Boston, cleared up that it isn’t standard for aircrafts to collide. Great job, America. Fantastic secretary of transportation. WHAT IS THIS TIMELINE
12 months ago
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Wow I had no idea so many of you were qualified aviation experts.
12 months ago
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🧩 Who Said It; The President of the US, or my 5 Year Old? Day 6. “Water is very good for your body. If you don’t drink it, you’ll die. You can have water for a half of a week cause there’s three and two days. Three and two days makes five.” Who said it?
12 months ago
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“Is healthcare a human right?” RFK Jr: “It’s complicated.” No, it’s fucking not. Healthcare is a human right. Full stop.
12 months ago
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A reminder: Taxpayers are the ones paying for all the legal battles against Trump’s unconstitutional executive orders. He is wasting time, energy, and massive amounts of taxpayer money. He is not draining the swamp. He is the swamp.
12 months ago
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Okay, karma, any time now. Please.
12 months ago
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Who Said It; The President of the US, or my 5 Year Old? Day 5 “Did you know that germs are little tiny monsters?” Who said it?
12 months ago
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“I will not give in to the lies. I will not give in to the fear.” -Jim Acosta, announcing he’s leaving CNN rather than be silenced there.
12 months ago
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Who Said It; The President of the US, or my 5 Year Old? Day 4 “In Europe, they live—they’re forest cities, they’re called forest cities. They maintain their forest.” Who said it?
12 months ago
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Bluesky is really a freaky experience cause when I say something is racist, like, you know, naming your sports team after a group of indigenous people, I don’t get comments like “EXPLAIN HOW THAT’S RACIST YOU WHITE WOMAN!”
12 months ago
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Announcement: Henceforth the Kansas City Chiefs will be known as the Kansas City Swifts. If they can rename the Gulf of Mexico, we can rename racist football teams. Think of the merch.
12 months ago
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Breaking news: According to many dudes on here, I am terrible at satire. Oh, AND my satirical posts are not satire. And my jokes aren’t funny. 🤷🏼‍♀️
12 months ago
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Who Said It; The President of the US, or my 5 Year Old? Day 3. “Now all I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets.” Who said it?
12 months ago
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Celebrating the Chiefs’ win by donating $60 to Planned Parenthood in honor of Harrison Butker scoring 6 points. Join me, in being petty for the resistance 💅🏻💅🏻
12 months ago
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Me, watching football, eating chocolate cake, and yelling at the TV as those men in tights tackle each other: “Man, men are so weird. JUST GO TO THERAPY!”
12 months ago
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