Thank you!

I don't want any drama, Diaz. Lock this down NOW.

Alvy, OMG!!!

What April said.

METS AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Gary Cohen wasn't sold on how the Cubs and Matt Shaw handled his absence to attend Charlie Kirk's memorial. "I don't want to talk about any of the politics of it, but the thought of leaving your team in the middle of a race for any reason other than a family emergency, really strikes me as weird."

Oh, Mets... 🫠

For me, it's not the day off, it's the being close personal friends with a fascist bigot in the first place.

Having heard his explanation, I think Matt Shaw sucks and that he's a bad teammate for leaving his club in the home stretch of the season, missing a game with postseason implications for no fewer than four teams, for a political event centered on leveraging a murder for an authoritarian crackdown.

Are they just jealous because they wish they had a cool hobby that gave them sincere joy

Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag

Still here and fully braced for the Mets game and, likely, disappointment!

Okay, I have ten minutes left till midnight - still no rapture.

MLB censors Liam Hendriks’ LGBTQ outreach in his Clemente Award bio - www.outsports.com/2025/9/23/24...

Good riddance to this guy.

Leo might be the only Pope to ever watch Entourage because he just pulled an Ari Gold

The bigger point is this: Why cares what causes autism? This is like determining what "causes" left-handedness. It's just a way that a person can be. We don't need to select for it. We don't need to eradicate it. This is all so eugenic.

Brewers guy with a Scrabble high scoring word for a last name is really stinking up the joint right now, I see.

Also yes we’ve been talking about Kimmel, a rich white dude who’d be fine without the job, but his show employs 200 people who have struggled through five incredibly hard years. We saved 200 jobs by standing together for the guy who used to make women jump on trampolines, and that’s a win.

very infuriating time to be the parent of a neurodivergent child, so!!! just seeing all the rest of us out there, you are not alone!!!!! and our kids are fucking perfect, fuck these monsters

I wasn't even thinking about how the latest rapture date is coincidentally timed to make Christians the center of attention during a Jewish holiday because god forbid anyone else be the protagonist for 5 seconds but now I can't unsee it.

Wishing a very happy new year to all my Jewish friends on Rosh Hashanah. Here's hoping the upcoming year is a great one for you all!

I'm so old that I remember when dudes would give players crap for missing a game for the birth of their children. I suppose attending a political rally disguised as a funeral for a podcaster is more defensible. www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...

Since I'm guessing @russbengtson.bsky.social wasn't watching, I'll say it for him: goddamit Mets...

Francisco!!!

I love you, Mets, but you make it hard sometimes.

Oh wow, Taylor Fritz! That was amazing!

He's gonna hit 60, isn't he?

That was... not good.

*screams into a pillow*

*heavy sigh* Right then, on to the 11th...

Not funny, Brandon!

TIE GAME!

JUAN SOTO FUCKING PLEASE DOUBLE

Please, Cedric, do something good here.

ITS THE NATS, COME ON GUYS!

Come on Pete...

"...we have to take into account biological factors such as muscle mass..." MUSCLE MASS CHANGES WITH HORMONE THERAPY! Please learn something, anything, just the most basic things about trans people before weighing in on these "concerns" or you just end up looking like an easily duped fool at best.

I haven’t even read it yet, but I already know I’m going to love @ballgirl.bsky.social’s new book and want to share with all my baseball buddies not on this conference call 🙏🙏

The list of countries that are confirmed to be set to recognize the State of Palestine on Sunday and Monday, September 21st and 22nd. The United Kingdom France Canada (conditional, gradual) Australia Belgium (gradual) Portugal Luxembourg Malta Andorra San Marino

Massive mass outbreaks in Legends Arceus are great for shiny hunting but, on occassions, there are second waves when you clear one hoard up and... (no player characters were harmed in the playing of this game; well, I did get bodied by a Giga Impact immediately after this lol)

TIL that the Nazis hated Bambi because the original book was writen by a Jewish Austrian writer Felix Salten and was seemingly a metaphor for Jewish persecution in Europe and their survival.

As usual with this issue, Harris is calling for a compromise that already exists. Every sporting body has standards for how long athletes must be on hormones before they can compete as women. The problem isn’t that we’re ignoring ‘reasonable concerns,’ the problem is that republicans are lying.

Castellanos homered and so, of course, I'm here searching for world news that may have broken just before that.

Insurance runs! God knows we need a lot of those.

Hey Mets? Can we get a run please?

This game is way too close for me.

JUAN SOTO!!!

These are the stats I live for. WAR? FIP? OPS? Nah, tell me how many time Charlie Morton drilled someone, intentionally or unintentionally.

Conan O’Brien speaks out about the Jimmy Kimmel suspension: