To be clear, I fully support the David Stearns offseason plan of hiring players with nice faces

One thing we’re all ignoring in the Nimmo/Semien trade is that the Mets are getting the hotter guy outta this

54 Days without the New York Mets

Not ready for four straight months of Andy Martino

Music folks: this is the coolest thing you’ll see this year youtu.be/h0-k7vW9Xek?...

Ignoring the World Series result just like I’ll be ignoring all the bad reviews of my girl Kathryn Bigelow’s new movie when I watch it later.

Been having just a wonderful movie time lately

Update: I loved it, but even that couldn’t stop the misery from setting in

Are any of my baseball mutuals hockey people? Planning on following the NHL for the first time over the offseason and wondering if anyone has any resources or tips for getting into the sport

I’m seeing OBAA this afternoon, and god I hope it’s so good that even the mets potentially missing the postseason won’t kill the vibe

LFGM

PETE ALONSO IS THE ONLY MAN RENEW HIM FOREVER

Give Pete 6 years and however much money he god damn asks for!

How come nobody strapped me down and forced me to watch this years ago???

This is the second time this series and 63rd time in their careers that identical twins Tyler and Taylor Rogers have pitched in the same game It will NEVER stop being incredibly cool Baseball is the BEST

Jewish icon, Howie Rose!

they’re trying to make me hate the mets but i’ll never hate the mets let’s go mets

STOP HITTING ALVY HE'S ONLY LITTLE

baseball rocks actually

love you juan

every time soto hits a homer, it looks to me like he's popped up or fouled it back. can anyone explain this to me?

we watch the mets together she is also excited about jonah tong

Wow!!!! 😱

it's official: Nolan McLean is a very talented sweetie pie

not Keith deadnaming the guardians and Steve saying nothing about it

Mets-posting 6th August 25 b"h this isn't a shit show 🧵

Mullins already crushing it in centre field 😊

They know the trade deadline's tonight

Putting my tin foil hat on to say that the Mets rotation moustaches are an attempt to convince the front office to go out and get Dylan Cease

Following baseball is usually pretty good for my mental health, but the trade deadline stresses me out so much I might actually have to go into hibernation until Friday

If the rumours are true and Vientos gets traded, I will simply cease to be

Mets! 🧹

That's more like it!

The New York Bretts! Is that anything?

It should be no surprise that my two favourite films of the year so far have the most exciting, adventurous soundtracks I've heard in a very long time. Ludwig Göransson and Young Fathers doing some of the coolest work out there

That was one of the most miserable innings I've ever seen

Did mine:

This is painful, I'm going to bed

yikes

Doesn't help that Big Drip's vibes are pretty miserable, too. Manaea can't come back soon enough

That might be the most miserable botched play I've seen since I started following baseball

Brett!!!

Manifesting that Senga comes back right after the all star break

This is Jewish excellence

god only knows

Always happy to see the Mets (*especially* the Gay Mets) rack up a win against LA, but if Mark's gonna be on the IL for a while, I shall be devastated

Gay Mets never beating the allegations (complimentary)

Someone give Alvy a hug